Episode 280 Livestream Recap
{280} Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Tuesday Ep.280 4/5/22
Gandhi wasn’t a good guy
Nancy Wheeler vs. Charlie Smith Norton
Order number UYRZ2022XY
“Do you want to cancel or upgrade to a better plan?” “Your account has been flagged under the section of fraudulent charge.” – Charlie
Account is under the name of Wesley Parker in Cleveland, Ohio.
“I have a cousin [in Cleveland Ohio] but his name is Drew Carey.” – Nancy
“Are you still using that VMware that you were using yesterday?” – Charlie.
AnyDesk was used.
Transferred to Peter Kavinsky – he apologized for not calling her back yesterday.
“I need to see a picture of your bank account. I can’t just date a guy without seeing his bank account.” – Nancy
Gave much advice on how to be a better baiter. “You’re too casual when you talk, you should be more worried”
Lectured Nancy about similarities between scam call centers and Wall Street for half an hour. Talked about American privilege. ‘Wall Street scams poor Americans every day and no one stops them, so scamming is just the same as that. I’ve seen Wolf of Wall Street, and it’s a true story.’
Gandhi wasn’t a good guy, just because he did good things.
48min 13sec
Police interrogation
National Police and Sheriff Coalition PAC – Bob vs. Dana
Gold $50
Silver $35
Bronze $25
“Benefishing”
Dana booped because Bob asked too many questions.
3min 21sec
Dog Ticks
Nancy Wheeler vs. PayPal Dick Only (tried for phone apps.) transferred to William Thomas (Slick Willy) $999 dummy transaction.
Speakerphone!
“Do you have any vacations or anything planned in the future?” – Nancy
“Yes, ma’am.” – Slick Willy
“What kind of vacations do you have planned?” – Nancy
“I’m going to the Thailand for my vacation (two years’ ago) .” – Slick Willy
“Oh, what are you going to do there?” – Nancy
<creepy giggle> “I want the body massage.” < slightly less creepy giggle>
“I’ve always wanted to see the largest Taco Bell, in California.” – Nancy
“For someone visiting California, […] I was just wondering, would you recommend seeing the Eiffel Tower?” – Nancy
“Yes, ma’am.” – Slick Willy
“I hear even the toilet bowls there are bigger.” – Nancy
“How do you get back to two years ago?” – Nancy
Tried to transfer $999.00 via Zelle.
‘It’s a dummy transaction for verification. It’s a code’
“Is that like the DaVinci code?” – Nancy
“You’re going to charge me $1,000 to cancel a service?” – Nancy
That’s highway robbery. That is a oneway ticket to scamville!” – Nancy
“There’s always a dollar sign…
“Have all your marbles from your brain poured out of your ears and onto the floor? Because this is way too much money.” – Nancy
“Dare I say? That’s asinine.” – Nancy
“You’re a thief!” transferred to Samuel Jacobs. Samuel Jacobs / Jacob Withaness / Samuel Withaness.
“So, I’m a dog covered in ticks right now is what you’re saying? Right? You couldn’t come up with a better analogy than me covered in ticks?” – Nancy
“Yes, yes.” – Samuel.
“I like dogs and I love to be called a dog. No problem with that.” – Samuel
“That’s lowhanging fruit right there.” – Nancy
He booped
1hr 02min 18sec
Extortion
Nancy (Wedding Planner) Bank of America starting balance Checking $2,413.61 Savings $4,047.84 Credit card $9,033.39 Loan repayment $-5873.24 vs. Jack Adam Frost / Ass / Sparrow – Salt Lake City, Utah Invoice number 93144569.
$413 Charge for McAfee using TeamViewer. Transferred to Shane Hicks ‘Jack was off’ confirmation number 786009129 $4,130.
“On the top or the bottom? There’s like a Google search panel on the bottom, it’s like in the middle, like the one that has the little microphone button on it and then there’s like the add shortcuts, that one there, and then there’s one at the top that has like the arrow left, right, like, almost like a blinker system and then it’s got the donut that goes around and it’s like a snake trying to eat its own tail with a house.” – Nancy
Transferred to Daniel Smith
“I liked him. He was a little, I think he was a little off but he’s a good kid. You could tell he’s, as they say, he’s quick as a doorlick or something, right? I don’t know. He’s good.” – Nancy
“I ran out [of paper] the other day. Yeah, I was making paper airplanes and throwing them out the window.” – Nancy
“I have coffee filters. Could I use that?” – Nancy
“Jack’s a little off. Know what I mean? He’s a little off his rocker.” – Nancy
Transaction # 786009129
“Accidental” refund amount $4,130.00
“Maybe you had the sticky keyboat. […] Maybe the server has sticky server. I don’t know. It was weird.” – Nancy
Transaction # on different screen 305704447
“I’m not a mobster. […] I don’t wanna tax evade anyone. […] You want me to go down like Al Capone? ‘Cause he didn’t go down with a smile. I’ll tell you that!” – Nancy
“What about the sticky keyboat?” – Nancy
“You are a Belieber, I believe, right?” – Shane
“I don’t know what that means. I listen to a couple of his songs. I mean, he’s alright.” – Nancy
Cat call
Called PayPal Fraud Department and only meowed.
Mada chode and he booped.
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