Episode 294 Livestream Recap
{294} Thursday, May 12, 2022
294 5/12/22
From Thursday
A little bit sus nowadays
Jessica aoinerbunny13@gmail.com vs Steve Geek Squad – refund amount $489.99, order number 567453568790
He said they’d cancel it from their side, bailed and booped.
3min 54sec
Magic Mikel
Jessica Wilson Chase Bank starting balance in the Checking account (last four digits 6969) $1,255.36. Savings $52,762.12 Credit Card $-537.35 vs. ‘Magic’ Mikel/Michael Johnson, Customer Support ID number MJ786707.
Refund amount $531.89 – “Accidental” refund amount $53,189.00
Invoice/Order number 567453568790. Said he would call back on a better line.
We booped.
4min 13sec
“We’re coming in hot, ground control! Ground control, we’re trying to get a refund and land this helicopter at the same time! We’re hitting turbulence! Turbulence!” – Rinoa, pretending to be the scammer deepthroating the microphone.
Magic Mike called back.
“Sure thing, Magic Mike. Anything for you.” – Jessica
“Can I get a plunger in aisle five? A plunger? A plunger? I need a plunger, left-handed plunger on aisle five, please!” – Margaret, while Jessica is on hold
Mikel said his senior supervisor would call us.
We booped.
24min 16sec
Magic Mike called back.
We booped because he said “hang up” again.
24min 41sec
Magic Mike called back.
We booped because he said “hang up” again.
25min 12sec
We called Magic Mike back.
We booped when he said to hang up.
26min 16sec
‘magic phrase is ‘hang up the call’ James William (Lovejoy) called back, Transaction number 9283372801 for $53,189.00. Transfer to Mike Banning closing the bank account for 90 days.
(M)‘ma’am you’re going way too far’
(J) let me check my BofA card’
1hr 11min 25sec
James William/Williams / Lovejoy called us back.
Rinoa demonstrated to chat what happens if she says her name is KitBoga by hanging up on James.
32min 48sec
James called us back.
“It’s a very face-in-the-crowd kind of name, like a left-handed plunger.” – Jessica
James wishes his last name was Lovejoy.
“I’ve been trying to get the 3.1 working. Windows 3.1 seems like a good option as an alternative to Windows 10. Only downside is no internet browser. The old DOS box.” – Jessica
“Mac is never cheap.” – James Lovejoy
“Do you have a Mac? Do you use it? Do you know somebody, maybe your grandmother, your father, somebody that uses a Mac? Brother, mother, father, son, friend, dog?” – Jessica
“They just like to shove that update in your face.” – Jessica
Transfer Confirmation number 9283372801
“What a plunger blunder.” – Jessica
“I probably fat-fingered the whole entire keyboard. It’s crazy.” – Jessica
Lovejoy said he’d get us on the phone with his bank.
We booped.
58min 30sec
Accounting Dept called us back – Mike Banning
[overtalking] “I must have made a little mistake. Instead of putting a fullstop, a decimal, I put a comma and I guess the machine read it as a full amount. I can honestly tell you that I didn’t do it on purpose. It was definitely an accident. […] You should definitely dispute the transaction. If you can get it reversed, whatever it is. I did not make that account, you know what I mean, I wouldn’t have placed that, I wouldn’t have done that to somebody. I was following the steps to a T. I was listening. Each and every thing he was telling me to do, I was doing.” – Jessica
“I don’t have nose grapes or anything like that.” – Jessica
“It’s not like I have a mattress full of money or something. […] My mattress savings is only probably about $57… and that’s in pennies.” – Jessica
“I was just thinking about replacing my plunger. I’m guessing that’s gonna have to be put on hold for a while. No more trips to the Lowe’s today.” – Jessica
“You are going way too far, ma’am.” – Mike Banning
“There’s $57.00 in the mattress full of pennies because I like to sleep on them. I like the feeling of copper.” – Jessica
“That’s what I was talking about is 80 to 90 days. That’s what I was trying to say is that I won’t have the money for 80 to 90 days. That’s why I was trying to think. I was just trying to think of what I would have to do for that 80 to 90 days, like I’ve been just thinking about it, pondering to myself, like what could I do, you know, sitting by the river, just kind of thinking about it. It’s a lot of money to be without. You know what I mean? It’s my entire bank account. I mean, I guess I could donate plasma. I do have a rare blood type. I have bloodtype Z.” – Jessica
We booped to call our bank.
1hr 09min 07sec
Mike Banning called us back.
“You don’t have to call your bank. You have to visit your branch, ma’am for that.” – Mike Banning
“That’s what I’m trying to do. I’m visiting them with my voice.” – Jessica
We booped so we could call the bank.
1hr 10min 51sec
Mike Banning called back.
“You are on YouTube.” Mike Banning
Mike booped and disconnected from the VM.
1hr 11min 25sec
We called back. They didn’t answer.
We called them back again. They blocked us.
Therapy session by Rinoa brought to you by embarrassing childhood moments.
I fear the magpies!
Jessica Wilson in Florida Vs. Sarah Williams password=C53533 ‘I fear the magpies’ Rinoa is playing construction sounds. Transferred to Gary Walter. “You need to listen too ME” (selling encryption) $4644.XX (going over list of ‘everything’ that is covered by policy.) Going to mail the check through the mail. Gary booped. 1hr 19min 19sec
Did you send that email about the job?
New call with the other person muted for a while so Rinoa could figure out if it’s a scam. It was a job opportunity. Possible recruiter.
Call ended.
Called the job person back again, not on mute this time.
Still not sure if just sketchy or if scam.
He said his name is Anudar Mohandi (sp?) Found her resumé on Monster, but doesn’t know her name. This number does not belong to a real human, it belongs to Jessica who has never applied for a position, nor has
“My internet’s pretty bad. I’m in the middle of a swamp and the house is up on a deck, out of the water, and then there’s a cauldron in the middle to stay warm, where I cast my spells and stuff. You understand, right?” – Jessica
“I’m looking at the professional, ‘Hi.’” – Jessica
Incoming call from Collabera. Anudar didn’t get the email that Jessica promised. Jessica recommended that he contact Google or Microsoft to see what’s wrong. They hung up. Jessica called him back to let him know she wasn’t interested in the job. Pretty convinced that he’s not a scammer, no need to waste time for someone who is speculatively trying to get commission on real job positions.
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