Episode 303 Livestream Recap
{303} Monday, May 30, 2022
Ep. 303 May 30, 2022
Pink hair, don’t care
“It’s fuckin’ disgusting, is what’s in my hair right now. It’s absolutely gross. It splattered all over. My bathroom looks like I slaughtered a whole family of strawberries. There’s blood of strawberry juice in the sink and it’s on the walls. It got on the door. It’s all over the towel. I was washing my face off with it. It just looks like I massacred a family of strawberries in there. It’s awful. Happy Monday! It’s a crime scene. It’s a crime scene. […] Worst decision of my life.” – Rinoa
On her wisdom teeth removal.
“Oversmart teeth are gone. It’ll never be the same.” – Rinoa
Waiting for Weiner
Tried to call Weiner but he didn’t answer.
“Hello?”
Couldn’t hear us.
He booped.
We called back. He didn’t answer.
Timer still at at 11hr 54min 15sec
Poopy pants?
Poopy pants?
TikTok video from Rinoa Poison (@rinoapoison): “#rinoapoison
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Crypto
Jessica Wilson (squirrelface13@ gmail.com) vs Christine Crypto Support
Bitcoin transfer out of account for $399. Charge seems to be pending.
Current balance in account $7,852
AnyDesk was used. Reverse connection was locked out.
“I dropped my phone in the toilet the other day, so it’s not gonna work. It’s sitting in a bowl of rice.” – Jessica
Transferring to someone else. Said we’d get a call.
Christine booped.
12min 39sec
David Fox called back.
[exasperated sigh] “You closed it, ma’am.” – David
“SquirrelFace was a better password.” – Jessica
“It doesn’t let me copy and paste. I have to type it. It doesn’t let me. I have to type it. I have to type it, sir. It won’t. It won’t. It doesn’t allow me.” – Jessica
Instead of logging in to Crypto on the computer, Jessica logged in to Chase Bank on the computer and Crypto on her phone. But her phone is in the rice. But she didn’t actually use her phone. Scammer doesn’t seem to notice that her story is 100% inconsistent.
“Would you mind if I place your call on hold for a moment?” – David
“I would mind.” – Jessica
“Who would put their phone in dry rice? That makes no sense. It wouldn’t dry it out. You gotta have the water to absorb the water. Right? ‘Cause you fight fire with fire and water with water. Come on now.” – Rinoa
“Thank you for putting me back off hold.” – Jessica
“Yeah, but I don’t see the charge on my account either. Like, it’s not here. You know what I mean? There’s no, usually, if I do something in my account, it shows up in here. Like, it’ll come up here like Bitcoin. It will show up ‘Bitcoin transfer’ or something. Like if I transfer money into my Bitcoin account and I didn’t see anything here. Like, there’s no Bitcoin account transfers here. But I don’t have this one. This one, I don’t have. Crypto dot com exchange markets, log into Crypto exchange. I don’t have this one. I’ve not seen this one. Is this one any good? This one asks for personal cookies, though. Is this OK? Accept cookies?” – Jessica
David booped but was still on the computer.
31min 05sec
We called back.
“Why didn’t you say that the first time?” – Jessica
He booped when Jessica was overtalking.
31min 53sec
We called back.
Christine answered. Said Jessica wasn’t listening to David.
Christine booped. They disconnected from the computer.
32min 21sec
Someone called back and said that David would call back but asked a few questions.
“No, I think we have a failure to communicate right now.” – Jessica
“He was telling me about it and then he got mad, because I think maybe his stock was dropping. He was losing money. Yeah, he was watching his stock tank. That’s why. He was losing money in the stock market. No, I can understand. I understand. You’re not supposed to watch that stuff daily. You can get really frustrated and I think that’s what it was. He was just getting a little frustrated, a little butthurt that his stock was dropping. I asked him what stock he had and he was like, ‘Oh, this one I saw just tank. I think he just got a little butthurt. He was crying. His butt was crying.” – Jessica
Jessica asked to be transferred back to David. Someone booped.
34min 38sec
Cranky squirrel
Jessica vs Tim McAfee. Refund amount $438.61. Invoice number CFFR4389D
He can’t find her account or the charge anywhere. He said he couldn’t help us.
Tim booped.
9min 23sec
We called back.
Alex Wilson answered.
TeamViewer was used.
“There’s a squirrel on the page, sir. The squirrel is scrolling the page. It’s a very cranky squirrel.” – Jessica
“I have a hurt jaw and I can talk better than you right now. It’s crazy.” – Jessica
“My sweet, sweet Alex, please leave the phone right to your face.” – Jessica
“I thought you disappeared. I got lonely.” – Jessica
Chase Bank username Judeinthebathroom13. Checking account $5,255.00 Savings $19,563.27.
Jessica’s computer keeps freezing. She is getting concerned.
“I did something dumb. I did my hair. I did it pink. Thinking, you know, peer pressure, maybe peer pressure. You know what I mean? It was my idea and then once I said it, I said it. I was like, ‘You know, OK. It was a done deal.’ Then, I was stuck with it. Yeah. Then all my friends keep on telling me to wash it out, just wash it out.” – Jessica
“He’s a very kind person.” – Alex
“He doesn’t sound very kind right now. He sounds a little aggravated. Is he having a rough day?” – Jessica
“Have you ever pooped yourself as an adult?” – Jessica
“No, never.” – Alex
“Never? You’ve never pooped yourself? What about peed yourself at least?” – Jessica
“How old were you when you last pooped your pants?” – Jessica
“How do you suffer, ma’am?” – Alex
“Alex Wilson, have you ever gambled on your last dollar and lost?” – Jessica
Gave date of birth as Oct 13 1972 DOB
“You’re a sweetheart, Alex. I know you’re just flattering me, but that’s very nice. So, that’s a, ‘No,’ on pooping your britches?” – Jessica
The computer is locked again.
Manager is going to call us.
We booped.
55min 18sec
They typed a number for us to call on the notepad.
We called back
Senior Supervisor Mark William answered.
“Why do you talk so much, ma’am? You talk so much, ma’am. Don’t talk. Don’t go personal, ma’am.” – Mark
“I’m very open. I’m a hugger. I walk up to people and I’m like, ‘Hey, what’s up?’ Hug. You know what I mean? I’m a hugger. I’m very personal. I talk a lot. I know.” – Jessica
“Have you ever farted at work?” – Jessica
Transferred to someone else
Restarted the computer when it froze. Engaged chode mode.
He booped.
1hr 02min 50sec
Called him back.
He blocked us.
Called back. Tim answered and Jessica asked for Mark Williams.
Tim didn’t transfer us.
He tried to convince Jessica that Alex and Mark were scamming her.
“It’s not my way of thinking. You just don’t think you’re gonna get anything out of me, so you’re just telling me that you’re a legitimate person so you’ll save face and so I don’t call you anymore. That’s your choice.” – Jessica
Tim booped.
1hr 09min 59sec
Struggling through the buffering
Margaret vs Jones
Geek Squad
Norton 360 subscription
Refund amount $329.99
Invoice # DK8265416395
Support,me, then AnyDesk was used.
“My computer is on, honey. It’s on fullblast.” – Margaret
“What are you asking me to do here? My eyes are locked on the keyboard, Mr. Jones. Could you call me back on a better line?” – Margaret
“It’s so hard to hear you. It sounds like you’re in a turbine, like you’re on one of those fan boats.” – Margaret
Jones switched lines to reduce static. Much better.
“Sometimes, I play solitaire or the Dooms.” – Margaret
“Open your Microsoft Edge.” – Jones
“I’m on the Edge. I’m very on the top of my edge right now.” – Margaret
“I’m holding the woman. I don’t know what I’m doing with the woman.” – Margaret
“You think I’m a dumb person over here?” – Jones
“Do you think you’re a dumb person over there? Is that what you asked?” – Margaret
“Yes.” – Jones
“No, no. I know you are. It’s OK though. I’ll caress your little cheeks when you least expect it, honey, when you least expect it.” – Margaret
Jones bailed and booped.
14min 33sec
[03:05:02]
Weiner called us back a few times, so we called him back.
Timer started at 11hr 54min 15sec
Jessica vs Mr. Weiner
He said that he sent a photo of what he received in the box.
Weiner says there were no money orders. He’s not happy.
“What was found in there? […] I’m looking at the picture. What is that? Raisinettes?” – Jessica
“I didn’t send that package.” – Jessica
“Yes, you did.” – Weiner
“I didn’t send that package.” – Jessica
Weiner booped.
11hr 55min 59sec
We called back but he didn’t answer.
Rinoa showed us the photo of the box that Weiner thought we sent him. Looks like a torn apart box, some purple paper shreds, and “raisinettes.” There is a note that says, “To Shithead. Money order for $20,000.”
Stream was buffering too much and Rinoa called it.
Margaret vs Jones
Geek Squad
Norton 360 subscription
Refund amount $329.99
Invoice # DK8265416395
Support,me, then AnyDesk was used.
“My computer is on, honey. It’s on fullblast.” – Margaret
“What are you asking me to do here? My eyes are locked on the keyboard, Mr. Jones. Could you call me back on a better line?” – Margaret
“It’s so hard to hear you. It sounds like you’re in a turbine, like you’re on one of those fan boats.” – Margaret
Jones switched lines to reduce static. Much better.
“Sometimes, I play solitaire or the Dooms.” – Margaret
“Open your Microsoft Edge.” – Jones
“I’m on the Edge. I’m very on the top of my edge right now.” – Margaret
“I’m holding the woman. I don’t know what I’m doing with the woman.” – Margaret
“You think I’m a dumb person over here?” – Jones
“Do you think you’re a dumb person over there? Is that what you asked?” – Margaret
“Yes.” – Jones
“No, no. I know you are. It’s OK though. I’ll caress your little cheeks when you least expect it, honey, when you least expect it.” – Margaret
Jones bailed and booped.
14min 33sec
[03:05:02]
Weiner called us back a few times, so we called him back.
Timer started at 11hr 54min 15sec
Jessica vs Mr. Weiner
He said that he sent a photo of what he received in the box.
Weiner says there were no money orders. He’s not happy.
“What was found in there? […] I’m looking at the picture. What is that? Raisinettes?” – Jessica
“I didn’t send that package.” – Jessica
“Yes, you did.” – Weiner
“I didn’t send that package.” – Jessica
Weiner booped.
11hr 55min 59sec
We called back but he didn’t answer.
Rinoa showed us the photo of the box that Weiner thought we sent him. Looks like a torn apart box, some purple paper shreds, and “raisinettes.” There is a note that says, “To Shithead. Money order for $20,000.”
Stream was buffering too much and Rinoa called it.
Margaret vs Jones Geek Squad. Norton 360 subscription
Refund amount $329.99 – Invoice number DK8265416395
Support.me, then AnyDesk was used.
“My computer is on, honey. It’s on fullblast.” – Margaret
“What are you asking me to do here? My eyes are locked on the keyboard, Mr. Jones. Could you call me back on a better line?” – Margaret
“It’s so hard to hear you. It sounds like you’re in a turbine, like you’re on one of those fan boats.” – Margaret
Jones switched lines to reduce static. Much better.
“Sometimes, I play solitaire or the Dooms.” – Margaret
“Open your Microsoft Edge.” – Jones
“I’m on the Edge. I’m very on the top of my edge right now.” – Margaret
“I’m holding the woman. I don’t know what I’m doing with the woman.” – Margaret
“You think I’m a dumb person over here?” – Jones
“Do you think you’re a dumb person over there? Is that what you asked?” – Margaret
“Yes.” – Jones
“No, no. I know you are. It’s OK though. I’ll caress your little cheeks when you least expect it, honey, when you least expect it.” – Margaret
Jones bailed and booped.
14min 33sec
Finally, Weiner
Weiner called us back a few times, so we called him back.
Timer started at 11hr 54min 15sec
Jessica vs Mr. Weiner
He said that he sent a photo of what he received in the box.
Weiner says there were no money orders. He’s not happy.
“What was found in there? […] I’m looking at the picture. What is that? Raisinettes?” – Jessica
“I didn’t send that package.” – Jessica
“Yes, you did.” – Weiner
“I didn’t send that package.” – Jessica
Weiner booped.
11hr 55min 59sec
We called back but he didn’t answer.
Rinoa showed us the photo of the box that Weiner thought we sent him. Looks like a torn apart box, some purple paper shreds, and “raisinettes.” Looks like rat poop to us. There is a note that says, “To Shithead. Money order for $20,000.”
Stream was buffering too much and Rinoa called it.
Being repaired on 31 May in the afternoon, soooo might be early stream.
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