Episode 306 Livestream Recap
{306} Thursday, June 2, 2022
{306}
June 2, 2022
Dhruv just won’t quit
Dhruv contacted us via text – sent about 30 messages the night before, around 2 a.m.
“Hey, call me in the morning once you’re free.”
“If you’re there, call me.”
“Today, I need you, Nancy.”
“If you love me, prove it today.”
“I’m very upset from the last few days.”
“Your pumpkin needs you.”
Nancy replied, “What happened?”
Dhruv continued: “I need you. Call me when you’re free.”
“Take the day off from work to spend it with me.”
… and more… so of course, calling Dhruv first!
So Rinoa started the timer at 15hr 30min 54sec
Nancy had taken the day off work because Dhruv said he needed her to.
“Have you seen the TV show Zombies versus Cowboys? […] Season two is about to drop and it’s gonna be Zombies versus Cowboys versus Aliens. […] Bruce Campbell’s in it. He’s a big star. He’s the biggest B-List celebrity.” – Nancy
“Let me complete first. You always overthink.” – Dhruv
“I don’t know why I tell you all the things when you start asking a lot of questions to me. I hate lot of questions.” – Dhruv
“I love you and I want you. You’re forcing me to delete your number and block you.” – Dhruv
“I can see the love in your heart. It’s clear as day. I think people would look upon us, while we’re sitting on the park bench, talking about money, I think people would see us and be like, ‘Man, I don’t envy that couple. Oh my god, if I was them.’” – Nancy
“What if we call the operation ‘Operation Plunger’?” – Nancy
“No. ‘Operation Sending Money to My Love’.” – Dhruv
“You said I get to make the name, so Operation Plunger it is!” – Nancy
“I don’t like when you lie, though. You definitely got some money because I’ve seen it deducted out of my bank account. You got some.” – Nancy
“You like vampires?” – Nancy
“I do love them. I want to be one.” – Dhruv
“Why?” – Nancy
“Because I love them. […] Because they can live hundred lives. They never die.” – Dhruv
“Wouldn’t that make life a little less special because you’d have all the time in the world?” – Nancy
“Because right now, I am in love with you. OK? So, I don’t want to die.” – Dhruv
“Would you be a sparkly vampire or a normal vampire, like a pale, ghost vampire? ” – Nancy
“A normal vampire.” – Dhruv
“I would wanna be a sparkly vampire. […] If I was a sparkly vampire, then I wouldn’t need, say I walked into a room, right? I would sparkle. Or if I was drawing a picture and I wanted to add a little glitter on it, I could just rub my face on it and it would have sparkles.” – Nancy
Two “other people” (played by Rinoa via her computer) are connected to the computer via AnyDesk.
“He’s so dumb. He doesn’t even know what’s going on. I can’t even troll him if he’s too stupid to catch on.” – Rinoa
Chase Bank ‘Nancyw777’
Starting balances Checking $5,255.00 Savings $16,719.27 CC $-278.56
Tech support must be the other people on the computer. (played by Rinoa on her computer)
“That is a bad person. He’s also connected with you, Nancy!” – Dhruv
“Just plug out all the wires.” – Dhruv
I. C. Yadick (played by Rinoa on the other computer, connected to Nancy’s computer) sent themselves money via Zelle.
“Now go fuck yourself. Somebody is taking your money!” – Dhruv
“I’m not shouting on you. OK? I’m not angry.” – Dhruv
“I will change my name. I will be ‘Dhruv Support’ now.” – Dhruv
“I can see you’re really fighting hard right now. It’s like vampires versus werewolves. It’s crazy.” – Nancy
“I am telling you, shut down your device. […] Shut it down. The bad person is also connected with you. Shut it down. Shut it down properly. Let it be shut down. No need to worry. I will be help you. OK? I will save your computer. But right now, they are connected with you and they are watching you. Whenever you open your computer, they will be connected with you. OK?” – Dhruv
“There’s a hold on my debit card, though. I lost my card. They’re sending a new one in the mail. So, I don’t have it right now. I don’t know. The last time I saw it, I pulled out the card for you and I set it on the table.” – Nancy
“I can buy you a thousand air fresheners. I could put little stickers on it, like I could find a plunger sticker and then we can call it Operation Plunger Smells Good. You know?” – Nancy
“Mission Plunger. Why can’t I pick the name of the place?” – Nancy
“Fine. Operation Target. OK, Operation Poochie.” – Nancy
“OK, Operation Target. How about Operation Target Plunger?” – Nancy
“Plunger is love.” – Nancy
“If I didn’t receive a single penny in today’s date, then today is the last date I’m spending time with you. That’s my word. You will miss my voice.” – Dhruv
“You waste the time. You waste time as much you can.” – Dhruv
“I don’t know what you mean about wasted time. I took the day off work for you. This is valuable time for us to be bonded together. You know? Like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You know what I mean? Like a jam and peanut butter, nutella and peanut butter, like a fluffernutter and peanut butter. You know what I mean? Like milk and cereal. You know what I mean? You know what I’m saying?” – Nancy
Dhruv booped.
16hr 34min 48sec
“I’m deleting your number.” – Dhruv by text
“Don’t call here anymore.” – Dhruv by text
We called him back because “we got disconnected.”
“I disconnected on you. Never call on this number again. Never call this number.” – Dhruv
Dhruv booped.
16hr 35min 06sec
Naturally we called Dhruv back.
“OK. You can waste my time more? OK, OK. I will spend some time more.” – Dhruv
“Follow my steps only. OK? Don’t use your brain.” – Dhruv
“My brain is gonna be turned off. OK? Just shut it down. Right?” – Nancy
“I want to send you the money, not this tech support scammer.” – Nancy
“I really appreciate our time together. You know what I mean?” – Nancy
“If I receive a single card today, I will talk. Our future decides now. OK?” – Dhruv
“Do you want me to speed up the radio?” – Nancy
“This is the problem, asshole. You never listen to me. This is the problem.” – Dhruv
Nancy went through the Burger King drivethru, where Bob told her Burger King didn’t sell Google Play gift cards but he did sell her food and a soda.
Then, we went to CBS, an ice cream shop, instead of CVS by accident. We thought he said CBS. Then, we went across the street to the CVS for Target cards.
Dhruv booped.
17hr 08min 28sec
We called Dhruv back.
“Because I want to hung up, I hung up.” – Dhruv
We left the phone in the car, playing “Take Me Home, Country Roads” on repeat for Dhruv, while we went into the CVS for Google Play cards.
We got the card. Heading home once we got the card but Dhruv said not to go home.
“Be there only. Be there in the parking lot.” – Dhruv
“Did you know the CVS now carries left-handed plungers? That blew my mind.” – Nancy
“As a person who is left-handed, I know sometimes it can be very difficult to find a plunger that fits my needs. You know? For a left-handed plunger. You know what I mean? I’m just happy. […] I was just telling you about the left-handed plungers in the CVS. They don’t ever carry those left-handed plungers and now, all of a sudden, they started carrying them and I’m very happy about the left-handed plungers. I have two right-handed plungers and they don’t get the job done.” – Nancy
Dhruv booped.
17hr 20min 06sec
We called Dhruv back.
“It disconnected on your end.” – Nancy
“What’s your favorite ice cream?” – Nancy
“I’m not hungry. I already ate. I had some Burger King. I already ate. I don’t need anything more. I guess I could get an ice cream. I had lunch now but a snack maybe, like an ice cream or something. Usually, I do ice cream after dinner. You know what I mean? Sometimes, I do ketchup and onion ice cream, which I think is fantastic. It’s really good, you know?” – Nancy
Gift card number TSGXHKL5UG0SWHR0
Dhruv booped.
17hr 24min 25sec
Dhruv called back.
Nancy said she sent the number by text to Dhruv’s other number.
“I don’t want anything from you. You bitch! Go fuck yourself and never call on my number. Please, I want peace now. Please! Peace on my mind. I’m a very idiot that I’m spending time with you. Ok? I want peace. Give me peace.” – Dhruv
Dhruv booped.
17hr 25min 17sec
We called Dhruv back.
“I am done with you. I don’t want you in my life. OK? I am done. I am done with you.” – Dhruv
“You’re a dumb asshole. I don’t want you. Even I hate your voice from now. Even I don’t like your voice. OK?” – Dhruv
“Why you sended it? Why?” – Dhruv
“I love you. OK? Don’t call me on this number. Never.” – Dhruv
Dhruv booped.
17hr 31min 35sec
Dhruv sent a text, “Fuck you, bitch. Never call.”
We called back!
Dhruv booped.
17hr 31min 38sec
Nancy sent Dhruv a text: “Love you.”
Dhruv texted: “I blocked your number. Bye forever.”
We called back. Dhruv didn’t answer but we’re not blocked.
Dhruv texted: “From now, I will never pick up.”
Dhruv called us back. We didn’t answer.
Dhruv called us back. We answered.
He said to get another gift card.
Nancy sent him the number by text message.
Gift card number 771Y61HFDUK5TMGF
“Are you saying somebody broke into my house?” – Nancy
“Dhruv, you’re a mean person. You know that?” – Nancy
“But I have pictures, bunny rabbits, on the phone. I can’t show you those pictures.” – Nancy
“OK. Then do one thing. Forget me entire life. OK? […] Now, never call on me on my number. Forgot me. OK? There is no Dhruv anymore.” – Dhruv
[flippant] “OK. Bye, Dhruv.” – Nancy
We BOOPED, triumphantly
18hr 04min 29sec
Dhruv texted: “Fuck you, whore!”
“You are a whore.”
“I knew it. OK.”
“Never call here. Never!”
“Never call here again.”
“Will not hear you again.”
New character ‘Sophia’
(Margaret voice) / Sophia Manchester / Nancy Wheeler written on the bank account (bigfartpants22222@gmail.com living at 13 Maple St, Copeland, FL 34141). Chase Bank – username: MisterResetti13 vs David Wilson
Starting balance checking $15,764.00 Savings $37,563.11 CC $-153.33
Answered phone as Norton but said he was McAfee customer support, scam kept bouncing between the two businesses. Refund amount $369.99
Invoice number TTO+6008 (nhelpcare.online)
Support page is for Norton.
“Do you have any cats?” – Sophia
“Did I told you to delete all the software from my computer? Did I told you?” – Sophia
Said we’ll get a call back from a manager.
We booped.
32min 11sec
Peter Tweed called us back.
We connected in to the computer with a user called “Super Legit Microsoft.” As soon as he saw Super Legit Microsoft connecting, Peter bailed and booped.
34min 39sec
that Noo Joisee accent is a giveaway
Jessica vs Eric Wilson from ‘New Jersey’. PayPal support
Invoice #number PP756118657112897GYW12743TF4556
Allegedly, hackers from Nigeria are trying to use her account.
AnyDesk was used.
Refund amount was $349 but was somehow changed to $1,000
Changed Jessica’s credit limit to $20,000
“You guys are supposed to be protecting my account. I don’t understand. Why are they on my account?” – Jessica
“I haven’t used your stupid little app in years. I used to do eBay stuff and I used to use PayPal a lot. But now I don’t. Years ago. It’s collecting dust. The app itself is dusty. Throw it in the dustbin. I don’t use it anymore.” – Jessica
“I’m not OK with that. Do I sound like I’m OK about that?” – Jessica
[overtalking] “I’m upset. OK? I’m upset. Can I be upset right now? You’re taking the money out of my account. I’m a little upset. I know. I know. I understand. But you guys are in charge of keeping me happy and you know what? Now, I‘m on the upsidedown. I’ve got the frown right now. You put my smile and it went upsidedown.” – Jessica
“I have hands. I can see. I got it. Yes. You want me to go to the PayPal or something? What do you want me to do? I’m on the Google right now.” – Jessica
“Oh my god, you are just shouting on me.” – Eric
“What do you mean I’m very fast? What do you mean I’m very fast? What do you mean I’m very fast?” – Jessica
“That means you are awesome.” – Eric
Chase Bank username: Woodersonbro13
Jessica logged into her bank account but her balances were all $0.00. Completely empty.
“What does that mean about my money? I want my money back. I can’t afford to have another overdraft.” – Jessica
“What are you looking at my email for? I just want my damn refund!” – Jessica
“I got charged. They took money out. I got no money right now. They took everything out of my savings because I overdrafted in my checking account. I got nothing right now, not until I get paid.” – Jessica
“I’m broke. I’m broke. I got no money. You pull out my money and a butterfly comes out. I got no money. Broke.” – Jessica
“I got nothing. I’m in a rough spot right now, rock and a hard place right now.” – Jessica
“Nothin’, zero divided by anything, you got zero. Nothin’. You want a thousand times nothin’? You still get nothin’. You wanna bump it up? Double your pay? Because it’s still nothin’. I got nothin’ right now. Absolutely zero. Dust.” – Jessica
Eric tried to get into Jessica’s Coinbase account.
“I got nothin’ in there, too. Nothin’ in there. Nothin’. Just done. Boom. Shut the door. Lock, throw away the key. There’s nothin’ in there. You might as well never open the door. It’s broken. It’s just done. Broken. Broke.” – Jessica
“RIP on my bank account. It’s an air biscuit in there. You know? It stinks. It’s dead. Nothin’ in there. That’s what I mean, RIP. It’s done. It’s dead. It’s dead on arrival. There’s nothin’ in there. Call the ambulance but don’t be in any rush. It’s dead. The bank account’s done.” – Jessica
“Have I not been cooperating you? That parrot’s deceased. That’s what I’m telling you. That parrot’s dead. It’s a dead parrot. It’s deceased. It’s, ‘Polly wanna cracker?’ No! Because it’s dead. It’s an ex-parrot.” – Jessica
“I’m just letting you know that the parrot’s deceased.” – Jessica
“What do you mean what city am I in? I just wanna get a refund.” – Jessica
“I’m going to come right now.” – Eric
“Excuse me, sir?! What did you just say?!” – Jessica
“It’s just dark. It’s like somebody turned out the lights on the screen. It’s black.” – Jessica
“Bud, we just talked about this like five minutes ago. Don’t talk about your personal information over the phone. I think that goes both ways. I don’t want to know your information. Pull up your big boy pants and think about it before you say it. OK? Just think about it. Just think about how stupid that is. You giving me your account information? I don’t need that information. That’s personal information. Keep that to yourself. Shove that down your throat. Just keep it in your mouth. It’s gross. It’s gross.” – Jessica
“I see nothin’. The screen’s off. I don’t know if the monitor’s off or something. I don’t know. It’s not working. There’s nothin’ displayin’ on there. There’s no pixels. They’re all just one color. It’s like one giant pixel. That’s all I see is a black box. There’s nothing else there. The screen’s off. One giant, big pixel.” – Jessica
“Did you just tell me to take a timeout?” – Jessica
“Just let me have the $10,000. Just let me have it. Just let me have it. I could use the money. I could use the money. What if I paid you back later? What if I paid you back later? What if you let me keep the money now and I’ll pay you back at another time, another week or two? I’m good for it. I can pay you back later.” – Jessica
“You want me to go down to the store and get you $9,000 in gift cards? Are you out of your mind right now? Are you crazy? Nine thousand dollars in gift cards? The store clerk’s gonna think I’m an idiot. […] That’s stupid. That’s bananas. […] That’s stupid. That’s absolutely stupid. […] Are you crazy?” – Jessica
“I’m gonna look stupid. I’m gonna look like I’ve got my pants down. I’m gonna look like an idiot there. I’m gonna look like an idiot. I’m gonna look like a dumb. I’m gonna look like a dumb. I’m gonna look like a dumb. You want me to look like a stupid? I’m gonna look like a stupid there. I’m gonna look like a stupid, walking into the store with no pants on. What is this? It’s stupid. I’m going to look like a stupid.” – Jessica
“Don’t speak. Shut. Shut. Shut. Shut. Shut. Shut. Shut. Shut. Shut your mouth. Don’t speak.” – Eric
“I was just wondering if I have any more money. Like can I keep it? I get paid on Friday. I get paid tomorrow. Is it possible I can spend a bit of extra money today and I can give you back the money tomorrow or something? I think that would be fine. Right? That’s fine. Would that be OK? I can just pay you back tomorrow?” – Jessica
Eric said to call back on a different number.
We booped.
37min 20sec
The new number didn’t answer.
Eric called us back.
Told us to get Target gift cards totaling $2,000
[overtalking] “I got a car. I got a car. I got a car. I got a car. I wish it was a BMW. Oh yeah, I spent all my money on a BMW. I got no money in my bank account. You think I can afford a BMW? You’re a funny guy. You’re real funny. You’re real funny, a wise guy. Absolute wise guy you are. You ever go to clown school or something? ‘Cause you’d probably nail it. Alright? You’re a comedian. What do you mean a Mustang? I got no money. Your Jersey humor. That’s got no money in their account. It’s a 2006 Honda civic. What do you drive? You got a BMW? Do you got a Mustang?” – Jessica
“No, I have a MG Hector.” – Eric
“What is that? A BMX? A bicycle you mean? The one with the little bell? Ding, ding! What are you doin’?” – Jessica
“I can’t buy gift cards with a credit card. They don’t allow that. I don’t know! You’re the one sending me to the store. You sent me more money on a credit card. I don’t know. You sent me more money.” – Jessica
“I need a way to get the money off the credit card. You can’t buy gift cards with credit cards. I’ve tried. You know what it’s like being broke? It sucks. It just sucks.” – Jessica
“No, you take your sweet time. OK? You take your sweet time.” – Jessica
“Why am I signing into my account? So I can see my zero balance again? Lovely. Beautiful.” – Jessica
[overtalking] “What have you got in your mouth right now? You know it’s not very polite to be on the conversation on the phone with somebody when you’re chewing food. It’s disgusting. Just spit it out. Just spit it right on the floor. Good. That’s fine. Just keep it out of your mouth. I don’t need to hear you chewing and smacking away when we’re talking on the phone. It’s disgusting. I’m not gonna sit here eating. You hear me eating food while I’m talking to you? No. That’s disrespectful. Don’t do that. It’s disrespectful. Put it in the dustbin.” – Jessica
“Why are you in my account anyway? Why do you want me to login? You can see the balance is zero. I don’t understand. What do you need me to login to? Do you just want me to be sad all the time? Just keep logging in and just looking at nothing? Leave it like that. Just leave it. I like to imagine there’s something in there, like a penny or somethin’. You know? At least somethin’, right? But no, not a single penny, not a single penny every time I look in there. Zero. Just absolute zero.” – Jessica
“I’m broke. I don’t know what you want me to do. It’s processing. I have no money to give you back while this money is transferred to me. It’s being processed and, in the streamline of it being processed, I can’t give you your money back. You understand?” – Jessica
“I was gonna ask if you thought I had an agent. What do you think? I’m some kind of Hollywood celebrity or something? I can’t. I got no money in my bank account!” – Jessica
“I actually just got that paid off. Actually, I had a lot of debt on that as well. I finally got that paid off. It’s actually nice to have that all paid off. I don’t owe people anything right now, but I’m broke. It’s better to be broke and have nothing than owe people. I’ll tell you that. That’s a lot better. A lot better. A lot better to be broke and not feel like you owe somebody. You know what I mean?” – Jessica
“How am I supposed to give you $10,000? You want me to go buy you a Target gift card or something for $1,000. What do you think this is? A kid’s birthday party? Like, ‘What did you get me? Oh thank you. Thank you. You got me a Target gift card for how much money? How much money? Open the envelope. Open the envelope. $9,000!’ They’re gonna look at me like I’m an idiot. They’re gonna look at me like I’m stupid. Do you want me to the store and look like a stupid? I don’t understand. Why do you want me to make a fool of myself?” – Jessica
“They’re gonna think I’m gonna try to scam them or something. Who buys a gift card for $2,000? Not gonna happen. They’re just gonna look at me like I’m an idiot. But they’re gonna think I’m gonna be pulling something, like I’m bouncing checks or something. You know what I mean?” – Jessica
“I’m going to lock your accounts.” – Eric
Eric said to keep the money, bailed, and booped.
48min 18sec
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