Episode 317 Livestream Recap
{317} Thursday, June 23, 2022
{Episode 317 final stream before Rinoa’s overseas trip}
June 23, 2022 11am Eastern Time
Final stream before Rinoa leaves to visit Australia! We will play reruns on Twitch while she’s gone!
Mr ‘LemmeCheck’
[Timestamp 00:34:10]
Jessica vs Sleepy van winkle/Mr. Letmecheck & Charlie Tennison (Charles) & Jason Smith
Norton
AnyDesk was used.
Chase ckg $27,645.86 sv $105,864.86
Refund amount $399.99
But there were TWO charges of $399.99, so he’s going to refund $798, even though it should be $799.98 if that was the case.
“Accidental” refund amount $79,800
The amount to return should be $79,400.01 but the scammer says it is $78,111, which would leave Jessica with $1,289.01 more than she’s supposed to have. Also, Jessica’s checking account increased by $78,900, which definitely isn’t $79,800. Math is hard.
Transferred to Refund Officer, Charlie Tennison (Venison /Pennison)
F7 strikes again! He’s a KNOWER!
F7 strikes for the second time this call!
Charlie: “Ma’am, stop your crap and listen to me.”
Jessica: “I’m baffled right now. How did this happen? I didn’t even do that.”
Jessica: “I have hands. I’m not blind. I can see the money.”
Charlie: “Are you going to repeat the same thing tomorrow, ‘How this happen? How this happen? How this happen? How this happen? How this happen? How this happen? How this happen?’ or are you going to come down to a point, ‘Charlie, how can we get this fixed? How can I settle back your money?’”
Charlie: “STOP IT!!!! PLEEEEASE!! For god’s sake, stop it!”
Charlie explained that Jessica’s bank account could get frozen, causing Jessica to start crying.
Charlie: “Ma’am, you are such a bitch. When I’m trying to explain you, ma’am, forget the mistake has happened. For god’s sake, forget the mistake has happened. By mistake, you got so much money, ma’am. Will you go ahead and return this money or you will start on with the same crap, ‘How this happen?’ Will you return this money or not? Yes or no?”
Charlie: “Will you go down to your bank and make a wire transfer? Yes or no?”
Jessica: “Yes, sir. I would do, I just –”
Charlie: “Yes. Shut up! Shut up after that, “Yes!’ SHUT UP after that, ‘Yes!’ I don’t want a word from you.”
Charlie: “You are a computer illiterate!”
Melon translation: “She’s only worried about how it happened.”
“Tell her to go to the bank.”
Jessica doesn’t understand why she needs to go to Hong Kong to return the money. Charlie says that she’s just transferring money to Hong Kong, not traveling there.
Jessica: “I have a problem with my keyboat sometimes.”
Charlie: “What type of a person are you? Has ever someone told you that you are the worst person on this planet?”
Melon translation: “She’s messing with us 100%.”
Charlie: ”Try make a video, you bitch!”
Transferred to Jason Smith, senior supervisor on the floor.
Jessica: “I didn’t even touch the keyboat.”
Jessica: “Why are you chewing food?”
Jessica: “Yes, yes, 100 times yes! Could you please stop chewing food while I’m talking to you? I don’t like it. PLEEEASE!!! I’m begging you! It’s so gross!”
Jason sent Jessica the bank information.
Jessica: “I can only relax so far from what is happening right now.”
Jason tells Jessica to go to the bank to make a transfer.
Melon translation: “Mushid, brother, please come here.” Jason is speaking to a coworker.
Jessica: “No kidding, I need to go inside the bank. I don’t understand how you say things like this.”
Jessica: “I’m still listening to you. I’m listening to the babble that is coming out of your mouth right now.”
Jessica: “Stop telling me that I made a mistake! I did not make any mistake! I didn’t do it! No mistake was made on my end! Do you understand me? Clean out your ears. I did not make the mistake! You idiot!”
We went into the bank.
Melon translation: “Shut your mouth! Good lord, you talk so much!”
Jessica: “Will you just shut up and listen to me?”
Jessica: “Shut your mouth!!! Good lord, you talk so much! I’m getting into the bank. Stop making me mad. Just stop talking to me, then! You have me screaming in the parking lot.”
Jessica went into the bank and started explaining the situation to the teller. Jason can hear her and keeps trying to interrupt her, telling her not to say these things to the teller.
Jason: “We have hidden the transaction from the banking portal.”
Jessica transferred the call to Bob.
Jason: “My name is your dad.”
Jason: “Listen, motherfucker…”
Bob: “No, you listen, Dirtbag! OK? Stop trying to take advantage of people. OK? Get a real job, you Dirtbag! Get a real job. Get a real job. Stop trying to scam people out of their hard-earned money! You go work for your actual money.”
Jason booped. But stayed on the computer to delete all Jessica’s icons and some files. 1hr 40min 20sec
[02:46:52]
We called Charlie back, asking them to get off Jessica’s computer.
Charlie: “Nobody is going to get off your computer and you are a fucking bitch.”
Charlie booped. 1hr 41min 36sec
Charlie wrote on notepad: “We have locked your computer, bitch. Have a great day.”
Jessica wrote: “Why are you doing this?
Charlie replied: “You are a fucking scammer, you whore.”
Jessica: “You’re the one that’s the scammer. I just want my computer back.
Show it who’s boss!
02:56:25]
Sherry Hill vs Calvin Hasting (Kevin) & Park Wilson (Park Bench / Mouthbreather)
Norton – Invoice #VBXE230620
TeamViewer was used.
Refund amount $399.99
Chase Bank – Username: Silencedim13 – ckg $105,545.86 sv $26,964.86
“Accidental” refund amount $40,000
Sherry: “Which device am I looking at? The keyboat?”
Chode Mode Activated: 6min 30sec into the call
Sherry: “E as in England, have atcha!”
Sherry: “Did that squeak come out of your body parts? Did *that* sound come out of your body parts? Get some WD40 on that.”
Kevin said someone would call us. Sherry hung up in his face. 25min 33sec
Park Wilson, Refund Officer, called us back.
Park: “And then, we’re gonna end this call with a happy note, ma’am.”
Sherry: “You are a kind, young man if I do say so myself.”
Sherry: “You is a smooth-talker! I can tell you that right now. You is a smooth talker. I bet you’re one with the ladies, aren’t ya? A little Castanova, you are. Smooth operation, like a smooth criminal, you know what I mean? I’m saying you’re like the Michael Jackson. You know what I mean? You’re grabbing your private parts and you’re thrusting them forward.”
Sherry describes her business in which she relieves stress by snapping rubber bands on people’s eyes.
Sherry: “If you got a bunch of stress buildup, you can come down, lie on the bed, I’ll get on top of you, drop that rubber band about three yards away from your eye. [giggles] We’ll let that sucker go [giggles] Wah-BAM! No more stress! Do you know what I’m saying? Stress-free for the rest of your life.”
Sherry: “Mr. Park Bench, you’re a good boy. I think you’ve got a bright future ahead of you.”
F7 strikes again!
Sherry: “Sir, I ain’t click on a single thing. It been doin’ its own thing. It’s sentient. You know? Skynet is active and it is huntin’ down. Skynet is refundin’ a large amount of money into people’s accounts right now. It’s doing exactly the opposite of what everyone thought it was gonna do. Everyone thought it was gonna be the end of humanity and, here it is, sending people lots of money. I don’t understand. We got it wrong, guys. We got it wrong. We got it wrong. We want to support Skynet, not destroy it. It’s clearly just sending people money.”
Sherry: “I’m glad we’re on the same page, homie.”
Sherry: “Are you in the bathroom? Are you in the bathroom? Are you in the bathroom right now?”
Sherry: “Show that turd who’s boss. Get it out of there!”
Sherry: “Would you mind talking to me outside of the bathroom? I don’t think it’s very appropriate to talk to somebody while you’re squeezing one out. It’s just not appropriate to somebody to do that.”
Park: “Who told you that I am in the bathroom?”
Sherry: “I can hear the water splashin’.”
Park: “How could you imagine that I am in the bathroom?”
Sherry: “I don’t wanna imagine it. I can just hear it. You’re laying foundation in there. Kerplunk.”
Park Bench: “What kind of rubbish you are talking to me, ma’am?”
Sherry: “It sounds like you are in the bathroom. I’m just asking politely if you could leave the bathroom while you’re on the phone with me. I didn’t like to hear your business [giggle] in my ear holes. You know? It didn’t float well with me.”
Park booped. 1hr 14min 30sec
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