By Browncoat Goat

Special Edition: Scammer Haiku

Once Upon a Time….

…someone came up with the idea of creating haiku poems that could be used as error messages on our computers. Inspired by this, one adventurous MelonBuddy created their very own Scammer Haiku poetry!!


an example of error haiku

~Scammer Haiku~

Composed by an anonymous MelonBuddy

Rin drinks her coffee

Chats with excited Melons

“Let’s call some Scammers!”

Interfering work

A bitter, cunning, smart scam

Betrayed by the dumb

Overtalking time

After AnyDesk download

Reverse connection!

Secure DOS Server

More thousands of money sends

“I will lose my job!”

Distracted phone call

How a dumb scammer rages

Because of Rinoa

Fake crying scammer

Demands a refund through tears

“Buy Target Gift Card!!”

Exit from Blue Car

Scratch cards, enter number codes

“NO, do not REDEEM!!”

Large deleted files

A dirty madarchode curse

Rin has cheeky grin!

Sixty four hours pass

Rinoa works her magic

Scammer falls in Love!?

Rin breaks engagement

Many harsh chodings shouted

“NEVER call again!!”

Scammer defeated

“Blood Pressure of Mine Increased!”

We end the call, Boop!

Rin drinks more coffee

Adoring Melons are hyped!

“We want more next week!”

Wanting to ensure that they were submitting quality work, they turned to Auto-Critic for reviews of their work…

The auto-praise is something:

“The juxtaposition of scammer and Rinoa is truly inspired.”

– The Daily Tale

The auto-critics are not so sure:

“I don’t like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title – ‘Money.’ It went downhill from there.”

– Enid Kibbler

Auto-critic says:

“I’ve always wanted to write a haiku about an AnyDesk. I can’t believe Anonymous has beaten me to it.”

– Betty Borison

Let’s see what the auto-critics say:

“Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the fake crying scammer.”

– Hit the Spoof

What do you think? Our anonymous MelonBuddy is asking others to join them in creating scammer haiku poems. If you are inspired, please send your haiku poems to BrowncoatGoat on Twitch or Discord. We can’t wait to see what you come up with!!

Keep an eye on Youtube for a video premiere Tomorrow!!

rinoa poison melonbuddy character logo
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  • July 29, 2022

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