Episode 332 Livestream Recap
{332} Wednesday, August 3, 2022 – 2 p.m. ET
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Didn’t we just talk to you?
We found THREE in-the-wild scammers with whom we had previously spoken and ZERO previous scammers that we tried to contact.
That’s a Federal Offense…
Jessica vs John, the Kisser CONT
John said that he didn’t get the $2,000 Jessica sent yesterday.
Jessica: “Did you do everything as I told you to do? Did you take the retinal scan and show your contact information?”
John refused to connect through TeamViewer again or through AnyDesk.
Jessica: “You’re taking me for a ride. I’m getting a BMW for $4,000. Come on. You’re breaking the bank on me here. No negotiation. That’s it. That’s as high as I’ll go.”
John asked Jessica to get an Apple gift card from the Apple store but she has been banned from there. Jessica insisted that she sent John the money. It sounded for a moment that John had already spent the money to pay a truck driver to transport the car, but he said he hadn’t.
Jessica: “I don’t need you to take any oath, John. I need you to not give me BS on a stick. OK? That’s what I’m asking you not to do.”
Jessica said that she has suspected that John might be lying to her. So, she had contacted the Better Business Bureau Internet Police to investigate him. They are coming to get John.
Jessica: “You can‘t lie about giving somebody a BMW for $500. That’s a federal offense.”
Jessica said that she would get $1,000 for John if he sent money for gas so she could get to the store.
John hung up so he could send the information that Jessica asked for. She said that she would send him the money.
Total Time Wasted: 3hr 31min 33sec
After the call, John texted his Paypal & CashApp information to report.
We Didn’t Want To Talk To Alan, Anyway…
Stream Timestamp [00:57:50]
Jessica vs Alan -McAfee
He immediately said he would transfer her call, put her on hold, and then booped.
Total Time Wasted: 34sec
Billu bhai?
Stream Timestamp [00:59:01]
Jessica Wilson vs Kevin & Alex William & Ben -Mcafee
AnyDesk was used.
Refund amount $399.99
We were transferred to Alex William on the technical team.
Alex: “Will you listen or will you keep on babbling?”
Jessica wanted to set the AnyDesk password to “dirtyduck123” but Alex insisted on being boring with “london123.”
MelonBuddy translations: She is a girl.
What is the number?
Take that. Will you do the job like this? Billu bhai, give me some cake. I want to join the party.
We have to get money from her.
Yes, she is a hacker.
I need a party.
We were transferred to Ben on the billing team.
Jessica: “Got a text message from somebody about a party. I don’t know.”
Jessica then quoted a few words from the translations.
Ben said that $399.99 will be sent by an email.
He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 32min 27sec
Broomstick13 isn’t THAT difficult to spell…
Stream Timestamp [01:41:52]
Jessica vs Dillon (Do-in / Do-it / Doin’ it) & Mark Williams & Alex Wilson & other Unidentified Scammers -Norton
Refund amount $349.99
AnyDesk was used.
Do-in randomly put us on hold. We booped and called back. Mark Williams answered. He wasn’t listening to Jessica, so Jessica stopped listening to him.
He bailed and booped. Do-in called us back but then the call got disconnected. Someone called us back, then we were transferred to someone else. This center is a trainwreck. We were transferred to Alex Wilson.
Jessica started feeling optimistic about working with Alex.
Jessica: “Together, we can accomplish great things.”
Jessica chose “broomstick15” as the password for AnyDesk. Alex lost all patience. He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 18min 56sec
Meatball? Banana Lover? Brad Pitt? Anyone??
We went on a stroll down memory lane, trying to call scammers from scams-past. We weren’t able to successfully connect with any of them. The devastation was palpable but we soldiered on.
YJL, FUPA, MOFO, YMCA…
Stream Timestamp [02:18:44]
Jessica Wilson vs Chris Hansen -Loan application
Jessica qualified for a loan in the range of $2,000-$15,000 at a 7% interest rate before Chris had asked about Jessica’s income or credit score.
$13,130 monthly income after taxes
Bank account Username: SpankingMyMeatThirsty and Password: GreenGoat187happy, then RobbingBanks1337WootWoot
Chris was explaining the terms of the loan. Jessica interrupted him.
Jessica: “What’s the YJL on that?” She was concerned about the YJL hidden fee. She proceeded to ask him more questions about the details of both the loan and his company.
Jessica: “Is this covered by the FUPA?”
Chris: “Yes, ma’am.”
Jessica: “Do you take the MOFO payments? Is that possible?”
Jessica: “You do work for MOFO? That’s what you’re saying?”
Chris: “Yea, ma’am.”
Jessica: “I bank with the YMCA. Is that gonna be a problem at all?”
Chris: “Is the YMCA a credit union or bank?”
Jessica: “It should be sponsored by the Village People.”
Jessica: “The YMCA dept of Chase. It’s a YMCA Chase account, run by the Village People instead.”
Jessica: “It should be protected by the MOFO payment security.”
Jessica: “Is it possible to know if you guys are protected by the TURD? It’s new software that the banks are using.”
Jessica explained that she has another loan out for a failed business. She had wanted to start a business to match up lonely, local hamsters, a dating site for hamsters. It flopped.
Jessica: “Let’s borrow the maximum amount to pay off the loan sharks.”
She also asked Chris to pick a number. He chose 7. So, she’s gonna let it ride on 7 red. Apparently, Chris misses red flags when deciding whether or not to approve loans.
Chris explained that he needed to login to Jessica’s bank account in order to deposit the loan money. She gave him her username (SpankingMyMeatThirsty) and password (GreenGoat187happy) but it wasn’t working. She sent a second password (RobbingBanks1337WootWoot).
Jessica: “I want to create a business where someone can find entertainment from paper, almost like, if you turn pages, there would be a whole almost like a movie, but in written form in paper. It’s a brilliant idea. […] But something handheld. You know? Handheld, large, like a scroll almost but a story form of a movie. […] No batteries included!”
We suspected that they were either trying to change Jessica’s bank password and take over the account or they would just send the money via Zelle.
Jessica: “I don’t know everything. I don’t know what dark matter is. I’ve tried.”
He bailed and booped.
They sent a text… “Fuck you for wasting my time, you bitch.”
Jessica responded “Where’s my money?”
We called back because we must have been disconnected. We were put on forever hold. We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 40min 18sec
Fine Line Between Scam and Shady…
Stream Timestamp [03:09:11]
Jordan Valasquez -Academic Financial Services
Jessica attended a community college in Massachusetts and has about $100,000 in federal debt now. She lives with her mom, dad, sister, and cats.
Sounded like it was probably a questionable business (perhaps predatory lending) but not a true scam. We booped so we didn’t waste more of their time.
Total Time Wasted: 3min 30sec
Sus Scammer is Sus…
Stream Timestamp [03:31:20]
Jessica Wilson vs Peter Martin
Product ID# 121496457175487
AnyDesk was used.
Password: norton12345
Peter wanted to call back in half an hour. It will have to be in a week or so if not today because we’re gonna be out of town.
Peter: “We are about to done. OK?”
Peter got connected and immediately booped. May have been upset about the reversal request or he may have recognized the computer since we just spoke with him yesterday.
Time Wasted Today: 16min 14sec
Time Wasted Yesterday: 58min 50sec
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 15min 4sec
Good Ol’ Goose-Spray Karl…
Stream Timestamp [04:16:56]
Nancy L. Wheeler vs Klaus Michaelson (Karl) -Amazon
(We have spoken to Klaus last month with Jessica, who was legally blind, and Bob, who bonded with Klaus and then cried with him.)
Refund amount $399.99; “Accidental” refund amount $4,000
Address: 13 Bluffer Road St inside streeter address road side 378456, Anywhere City, CA 874628
Nancywheeler7196@gmail.com
DOB 10/13/1952; Nancy is 35 years old. Klaus is 22 or 32 years old.
Nancy: “You sound like you’re very mature, a very nice tone to your voice, almost as if a goose sat on you and sprayed itself on you, a very lovely voice.”
Klaus: “Do one thing first. Grab a piece of paper and a pen in your handy and write down the transaction number.”
Nancy told Karl about some movies she watched.
Klaus: “Are you live right now?”
Klaus gave Nancy the option of keeping the extra money or returning it to his company.
Nancy: “Can I keep it? Between you and me?”
Klaus said that was fine and that they had plenty of money. Klaus said that he’s in Los Angeles. Klaus is from Fart Lake.
Nancy wanted to meet up with Klaus and watch a movie… maybe the new Top Gun movie.
Nancy’s favorite movie is Sonic the Hedgehog II, the live action with Jim Carey.
She is a retired wedding planner.
Karl attempted two Zelle transfers of almost $1,000 each. Nancy felt that this might be due to technical issues.
Nancy: “I think it’s going on the fritz.”
Nancy shut down her computer. Karl bailed and booped.
Time Wasted Today: 29min 50sec
Time Wasted on Previous Calls: 2hr 41min 22sec
Total Time Wasted: 3hr 11min 12sec
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