Episode 341 Livestream Recap
{341} Thursday, August 18, 2022 – 11 a.m. ET
It’s Always a Little Awkward the First Time…
Banana Pizza & Mosquito Blood Wine
Stream Timestamp [00:22:09]
Nancy Wheeler vs Mark Roger & Michael Holdin -Amazon
Supremo & TeamViewer were used.
Refund amount: $349.99
Mark is going to India this weekend. He invited Nancy to come with him.
Mark doesn’t have any girlfriend right now and, in fact, has never had a girlfriend.
Nancy: “It’s always a little awkward the first time.”
Nancy is 50 years old, divorced, lives in a condo, alone.
Nancy: “Can I just point out something? When you mentioned that you are a 27-year-old virgin, let me just say, I can see the hesitation in your voice and I can hear the insecurities rolling off the words. Let me just say, there’s nothing wrong with that. When you find your love, you’ll know and it will be right for you. There’s nothing wrong with that. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that”
Mark is a Harry Potter fan. He likes Spiderman. Dr. Strange is his favorite movie. He really likes pizza, just like Nancy, who has never heard of chicken on a pizza.
Nancy: “Whoever puts strawberries in Cheerios, it’s disgusting. OK?”
Recipe for Nancy’s favorite pizza:
- One cooked pizza (finished)
- Two bananas (sliced in disks)
- 2 tablespoons mayonnaise, spread thinly
- Sprinkle chocolate chip
- 1 mins back in the oven
Nancy: “Yeah, put the mosquito blood in a glass and drink it. […] Yes, mosquito wine and pizza.”
Mark: “Technical team is working. No need to worry. They’re gonna put the security on the Amazon.”
Mark said that manager, Michael, would call us right away. Mark said he’d call us from home after work so we could talk about pizza. We booped.
Michael Holdin called. He was obsessed over seeing the email and said he will cancel the business’ Amazon account.
We were on hold too long, so we booped. We called him back but we’re busted. When Nancy wouldn’t confirm her work email, he walked away from the phone. We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 34min 25sec
Rinoa: “I’ll show you where my foot will end up if you keep asking for that damn email.”
FRAUD FORM!!!!!
Stream Timestamp [02:26:45]
Jessica Wilson vs Peter Wilson & Lisa & Kevin Mark
Order was for a MacBook Pro.
Refund amount $544, then $344.99, then $499.99
TeamViewer was used.
We were transferred to Lisa.
There were only servers 1, 2, 3, and 3 to choose from on the scammers’ fake website. There can’t be 4.
Lisa is 28 years old.
Jessica: “Do you like mosquito wine?”
We were transferred to Kevin Mark.
An assblaster was on the screen for some completely unknown and mysterious reason.
We were transferred back to Lisa.
MelonBuddy Translations: Bring me that [unintelligible]. It’s in the packet.
I already did it. I asked them to send the giftcards (talking about another victim)
The connect keeps cutting out. It’s a network problem.
If you don’t believe me, call from your own phone.
We got it.
MelonBuddy Explanation: They are in the middle of scamming another victim, so he’s trying to juggle two things at once.
We could hear scammers in the background getting card numbers from a victim. With no other options to help the victim, Jessica started yelling about the Fraud Form in the hopes that she was on speakerphone and the victim would hear her in the background and realize this is a scam.
The scammers didn’t seem to appreciate this. We were put on permahold. We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 22min 46
We set the autocorrect so that it would not only change “refund” to “fraud,” but also “form” to “foam,” “bank” to “bacon,” “checking” to “chicken,” and “savings” to “shavings.”
Bacon Name?
Stream Timestamp [04:27:32]
Jessica Wilson vs Ben Parker (Ben Dover / Bent Pecker) -PayPal
Refund amount $679.98
**We spoke to Ben Parker in episode {330} on August 1, 2022.**
MelonBuddy Translation: Say you are getting another call.
Tell him the call is coming to him.
I told you who is coming here.
When filling out the “Fraudulent Foam,” Jessica asked, “I’m looking at something here that says ‘bacon name.’ Could I understand what that means?”
MelonBuddy Translation: We give the form to the client.
MelonBuddy Explanation: The scammers seemed confused as to how these changes to the form happened.
Jessica: “Is that a thing? Do you celebrate computer birthdays?”
Ben tried to open the camera. He booped.
Time Wasted Today: 18min 57sec
Time Wasted ep. {330}: 1hr 33min 35sec
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 53min 32sec
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