Episode 352 Livestream Recap
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Baffled By Today…
Browser was sometimes tilted today and the dramatic gopher showed up in many image spaces. And a lot of text was in Japanese.
She is True or Not…
Stream Timestamp [00:16:01]
Michael -McAfee/PayPal
Refund amount $699.89
Supremo was used.
MelonBuddy Translation: Check to see if the customer is legit or not.
Is the customer OK or not?
Check the customer whether she is true or not.
When I checked, she had AnyDesk and UltraViewer already installed.
How should she know? I don’t know. I have checked her and I have added your UltraViewer.
Total Time Wasted: 17min 26sec
Go to Hell…
Stream Timestamp [00:39:43]
Nancy Wheeler (Linda) vs David Lane (Lee) & Travis Dyer (Dryer) & Michael Watson -GS
Called back from yesterday. We were transferred to Travis. Nancy got someone to unlock her computer but now there are viruses on it.
She said that she got a money order for $30,000 and she’d send it to him.
He said he wouldn’t fix the computer unless she sent the money. She said that she would just use his money to buy a new computer if she needs to.
He said that he can only offer a transfer.
Nancy: “If that’s the case, then go to hell.”
He told her to check her account. They were all giggling in the background. Travis told Nancy about BozoBalls.
He thought that Nancy’s photos would be a great addition to Granny porn.
We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 2hrs 01min 20sec
Mr. Bathwater-TinyBalls-OrangeSlice…
Stream Timestamp [00:54:51]
The Nancy Wheeler vs Victor & James Wilson (The Jimmy) & Alex Parker (Mr. Bathwater/Mr. TinyBalls/Mr. OrangeSlice) -Norton
Refund amount $429.99
AnyDesk was used.
Chase dizzyblue420 Ckg $49,643.25 Sv $25,346.89
We were transferred to James.
Nancy: “Would you call me back from an actual phone instead of just yelling out the window and hoping that I can hear you?”
Alex Parker called. Seems to be the same call center.
Nancy told Alex that Travis Dryer told her to go to hell. He said that he’d be sure that Travis got fired up and his job will be fired up. But Nancy thought Travis was just having a bad day.
When she loggedin to the bank again (dissyblue420), balances were Ckg $18,643.25 Sv $56346.89.
Transaction ID# LKSTR99147
Confirmation #SLPT199057
Approval #LNMOQ998750
Nancy: ”I’ll just skip the approval number. That’s fine.”
Nancy started playing Doom.
Alex: “Are you playing games?”
Nancy: “No.”
Scammers were giggling. They kept telling Nancy to wait. We got bored and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 34min 18sec
Scam Protect Center…
Stream Timestamp [01:33:42]
Some creeper called. He got a firing message that she got scammed. So, he’s calling her to help.
Works at the BBB Scam Protect Center
Nancy: “You said you had a fart in front of you. What does the fart say?”
Total Time Wasted: 4mins 15sec
Someone was trying to lock Nancy’s computer while we were on the phone with that creeper guy.
thedinosaursarecomingback…
Stream Timestamp [01:47:28]
Jessica Wilson vs Emily John (Derpy)-Amazon
Jessica would like to cancel an order for an iPhone13.
thedinosaursarecomingback@gmail.com
AnyDesk was used. Reverse connection was rejected.
There are hackers from Dayton, OH who have hacked her Amazon account.
Jessica: “It’s asking me about a gopher. It’s looking at me very dramatically.”
Emily said we would be transferred to a senior technician but bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 13min 10sec
Galloping Away…
Stream Timestamp [02:03:56]
Nancy(?) vs Jake Wilson & Sam -GeekSquad
AnyDesk was used. Reverse Connection was rejected.
Her account has been hacked by someone from Dayton, OH.
Nancy: “Didn’t they remove that from the country? That’s what I heard. Last night, on the news, they ordered an evacuation of the entire land mass and shipped it off to some other place, like to the middle of the ocean, because there were so many hackers there.”
Jake: “Do you have a hat phone?”
We were transferred to Sam, the super supervisor.
Nancy: “Hold down your horse. I’m still here.”
Nancy: “My horse is gone. It’s in the fountain now. It’s galloping away. What am I on hold for?”
Sam put us on foreverhold, so we booped.
Total Time Wasted: 20min 46sec
Totally Fine…
Stream Timestamp [02:39:21]
Jessica (?) vs Janet -GeekSquad
TeamViewer was used.
Janet: “Are you in front of your computer?”
Jessica: “It’s in back of me, but don’t worry, my arms bend that way, so it’s totally fine.”
She booped, offended that we wanted to know her last name.
Total Time Wasted: 4min 53sec
Being a Bench Toad…
Stream Timestamp [02:46:08]
The Rat Exterminator vs Mike ThisSide (Stupid) & Mike Christy (CrispyPants) -GeekSquad
Refund amount $399.99
TeamViewer was used.
Mike ThisSide-Stupid read his script very carefully and didn’t deviate one bit.
We were transferred to the senior supervisor on the floor, Mike.
RE: “It’s utter pointless.”
RE: “My bank is in the zone right now.”
Mike: “OK. Bye-bye.” He booped.
We called back. Jake answered. We asked to speak with Michael. He said he would transfer the call. We were transferred to the wrong Michael.
Michael: “Go and duck yourself. OK?”
He booped. We called back and Jake answered.
RE: “What’s it like being a benchode?”
He booped. We called back.
RE: “Can I speak to a filthy rat or are you already one?”
Total Time Wasted: 23min 55sec
Lawnmower or Weedwhacker…
Stream Timestamp [03:12:12]
Margaret Rosebud vs Steven PayPal Steven
Invoice #ANYSCAM36
Refund amount $499.99
Chase loner_in_orbit Ckg $18,643.25 Sv $56,346.89
AnyDesk was used. Password: bananamittens13; help1234
Nancy-vs-rats@aol.com; dontcareanymore@gmail.com
Margaret: “I didn’t make this payment, honey.”
Margaret: “Shut up, phone!”
Margaret: “Did you clean out your ears with a lawnmower or a weedwhacker?”
Margaret filled out the fraud and fraudulent form. Scammers were laughing in the background as soon as they saw it.
Margaret approved the fraud at the bottom of the form.
The scammer tried to open Margaret’s webcam right after she logged into her bank account.
Margaret: “Hey benchode!”
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 14min 46sec
1953…
Stream Timestamp [03:38:22]
Jessica (?) vs PayPal
Invoice #PP42154585L595
Jessica: “Last time I made a PayPal account was in 1953.”
PayPal” “OK. And then after that, you didn’t use it?”
Jessica: “Right.”
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 19sec
Classic Dimbo Behavior…
Stream Timestamp [03:42:24]
Margaret Rosebud vs PayPal
UltraViewer was used.
He said he would work on the computer and call us back.
He snooped around the VM and did stuff that didn’t make sense.
He called back, told Margaret to restart the computer.
Margaret: “It’s instracting the files right now.”
Margaret: “You show signs of clear classic dimbo behavior. You know that? I studied it in college.”
Margaret: “I don’t know why you’re reinstalling Windows. It makes no sense. No sense at all.”
PayPal: “Your Windows is be corrupted.”
Margaret: “I’m going to go outside and feed some ducks some grapes. How about that?”
Margaret has a flight to Mars that she must catch but wants to feed the ducks before then. She will be gone on vacation for several years, so he needs to fix the computer today.
He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 24min 22sec
Your Backhand Team…
Stream Timestamp [04:30:31]
Nancy Wheeler vs Jeffrey Fred (Jeffred) & Unidentified Scammer -BitCoin/PayPal
Refund amount $499 for large ass thicc batman toy from Larry’s hot deals and hot sauce inc
Nancy: “I just got this email on my phone and I had to bang a wicked U-ey down the street and I had to get back home as soon as possible.”
Nancy: “It says your backend is offline.”
Jeff likes mice.
Nancy: “You’re so cute, Jeff.”
Nancy: “If you got any cuter, I’d have to come over there and karatechop you in the adam’s apple. You know?”
Jeff told us to create a new email to send to the refund department.
Jeff: “Are you just wasting my time, ma’am?”
Nancy: “No, not at all!”
Nancy: “Yeah, go check with your backhand team.”
We were transferred to an unidentified scammer.
Unidentified Scammer: “Do you think I’m a fool?”
Nancy: “Oh, I know you’re a fool. I don’t even need to think it.”
Busted! He knew the bank account was fake.
Unidentified Scammer: “You go ahead and upload your video.”
Nancy: “This video is going right in the dustbin.”
Total Time Wasted: 24min 23sec
Courtesy Call…
Stream Timestamp [05:03:58]
PayPal Support
With stack of papers held in official manner: “This is just a friendly reminder that your breath smells like cat food. I just wanted to let you know that you should probably get that taken care of, maybe brush your teeth once in a while, like at least twice a day, and floss. ‘Cause it kinda stinks. Just giving you a fair, this is just a courtesy call from one of your fellow coworkers. Just to let you know your breath smells like cat food. Have a good day, though. That’s all. Just a friendly reminder. Brush your teeth twice a day. Have one.”
Total Time Wasted: 28sec
Stream Timestamp [05:13:37]
Margaret Rosebud vs James -PayPal
Dell Laptop
Refund amount $713
UltraViewer was used.
James found hackers from Mexico who are connected to Margaret’s account.
James attempted to lock Margaret’s computer. He claimed it was security software.
He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 12min 07sec
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