Episode 362 Livestream Recap
Getting Spooked…
Stubbed Toe…
Stream Timestamp [00:32:14]
Nancy Wheeler (Andy) vs Sam Billing (Building) & David -Norton
Refund amount $299.99
Nancy: “Sorry, I stubbed my toe.”
David booped when Nancy was talking too much.
Total Time Wasted: 26min 11sec
Didn’t Want To Play…
Stream Timestamp [01:11:40]
Anna –Norton
She’ll cancel it and we’ll get a confirmation email.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 13sec
Mothra & Godzilla…
Stream Timestamp [01:14:01]
Nancy Wheeler vs Steven & Justin Watson & Henry Wilson -GeekSquad
Refund amount $413.99
Transfer amount $41,399.00
Overpayment $40,985.01
AnyDesk was used. Password: chicken1234 (my password for everything)
Nancy has 2 children and is a professional pet groomer who will give Justin a discount. 50% off rat grooming
Nancy: “Erase the chicken?”
Steven: “Erase the chicken. Yes.”
Chode Mode activated: 21mins, quickly followed by teri maka bull
Nancy: “My kids decided to shove the blender into the garbage disposal.”
Bank account balance was changed to “1,10,042.22.”
Justin: “It’s a blunder.”
When he takes a break, he will get Nancy the phone number for the maintenance guy because the refrigerator is broken. But he’ll fix anything in the house because she’s one of Justin’s favorite clients.
Justin wanted Nancy to send the money to an international bank account. But she had never left the country, so she couldn’t send the money out of the country. Her confusion continued until he said he would give her a US account instead.
He gave Nancy the bank account details. Rinoa reported the info we got!!
We booped to take a break. He called back the whole time we were gone to tell us what to do. We booped to go to the bank.
We called Justin back, trying to get Henry. We were at the bank but hadn’t done the wire transfer yet. She wanted to talk to Henry, who works at the Walmart. She wanted him to fix the blender and the refrigerator.
She said she couldn’t do the transfer. The bank teller said that they couldn’t do a wire transfer like that.
Nancy: “Do you think it’s weird to have a garbage in your sink?”
Justin booped. We called again. Henry Wilson answered. She said she wanted him to fix her garbage disposal.
Henry: “OK. I will fix your garbage.”
The bank told her it wasn’t a good idea to send money to someone who was working on her computer. Henry said the bank didn’t understand the situation.
Nancy: “Picture Mothra and Godzilla battling in the sink.”
Henry: “You have to listen to me at least one minute.”
Nancy: “We’re in a crisis of rebuilding the city, which is the sink.”
Henry said that she needed to withdraw $10,000 from the bank and then call him from the parking lot.
Henry: “We have a step-by-step thing.”
Nancy: “The bank teller told me, ‘Don’t give that bhenchode any money. That guy is a thief.’”
Henry started flirting with Nancy but Nancy didn’t think it was flirting.
We booped to go into the bank and withdraw the cash.
MelonBuddy Translation:
What can we do? We will receive less percentage in profit for an American bank, but it’s OK.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 18in 32sec
Watching…
Margaret Rosebud vs Kevin -Pogo
Kevin got angry that it was taking so long to explain the CTRL & R keys.
Kevin: “Click on yellow question mark. Click on jump to URL.”
Margaret didn’t remember her account password.
Kevin scanned the computer to see what was going on.
Kevin said he was in California.
Kevin said someone compromised her e-mail. He was surprised that she didn’t have any security on her computer.
Margaret: “Are you still working with Sharma?”
Kevin: “I didn’t get you.”
Margaret: “Your boss?”
Kevin: “Yeah.”
Margaret: “I was just asking. I just wanted to know. That’s all. Thank you. I do appreciate you helping with my computer and all the information. I definitely want the 3-year plan. Let me know what you guys find. Let your boss know I said, ‘hello.’”
Kevin: “I will definitely know him.”
Margaret: “OK. I’ll be watching.”
Kevin: “No problem. Give me some time. I’ll be giving you a call to let you know each and everything.”
Margaret: “Stay cozy up there on the second floor. It’s a nice view.”
He booped so that he could work on the computer.
We called back. Peter answered. We asked for Kevin. He said Kevin would call us but Margaret said she’d like to talk to Peter instead.
Margaret called Peter by his real name and asked for his boss by real name.
Peter said there was nobody there named Vahroon even though that was his name. He got spooked and booped.
We called back. He booped as soon as he answered. They deleted everything off Margaret’s notepad and shut down the computer.
We called back again but they just hung up again. Kevin called us back.
Margaret: “You gave me enough information while you were on the phone.”
Margaret: “How do you pronounce his name?”
Kevin got spooked, bailed, and booped. We called back. Someone else answered.
Margaret: “I’ve hacked your network. I know all about you. I know exactly where you are. I know you are on the second floor. I’m coming for you.”
Margaret: “There’s more than one Jim Browning out there, just so you know.”
Margaret called this new scammer by his real name, too.
He got spooked and booped. We called back several times but they wouldn’t answer.
Total Time Wasted: 57min 11sec
It’s Always Ohio…
Stream Timestamp [04:31:43]
Sherry Hill vs Mike Foster (Max Froster) -Amazon
Mike thought that Sherry was from Ohio but she wasn’t.
Sherry: “Do I sound like I’m from Ohio?”
He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 3min 01sec
Bottomfeeder…
[04:56:25] We called someone but then had to answer an incoming call. We booped.
Nancy Wheeler vs Andrew Smith -Geek Squad
Nancy decided to cancel and get a refund.
Nancy is 2nd generation Indian-American and understands some Hindi.
Refund amount $359.99
Nancy: “I’m pretty sure I don’t want to pay $359 there, bud. Are we on the same page?”
Nancy: “It’s a brand-new Dellie computer.”
Nancy: “I don’t know what’s wrong with my new Dellie computer. I clicked on the thing that’s on the bottom.”
Nancy: “Saturn’s password would be 666.”
Andrew: “Don’t whisper anything while filling up this form as this call is monitored by the Better Business Bureau.”
Andrew said something in Hindi to the person next to him.
Nancy: “What are you talking about, ‘pull up the camera?’ What are you talking about?”
Nancy: “You stinky little muffin!”
Nancy: “You are disgusting. You’re a monster. You should be ashamed of yourself.”
Andrew: “Before this call, you were having words with somebody else?”
Nancy: “Stop trying to scam people.”
Nancy: “You’re telling me a restaurant would have to verify that I was actually hungry before I could buy food?”
Nancy said that Andrew sounded like a nice person. He said that he’s not a nice person.
Nancy: “Stop being a bottomfeeder.”
He booped.
MelonBuddy Translation:
Open the camera. See, it’s not working.
Total Time Wasted: 25min 16sec
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