INSTA-BOOP…

Stream Timestamp [00:24:21]

PayPal

Invoice for GeekSquad

He booped.

Total Time Wasted: 32sec

 

ADULT FILM COMPANY…

Stream Timestamp [00:25:32]

GeekSquad

Product called GKPC4

“No, this is not the Geek Squad. This is an adult film company. You wanna get paid for your videos?”

He booped.

Total Time Wasted: 35sec

 

A BLOCK OF CHEESE…

 

Stream Timestamp [00:28:02]

Jessica Wilson vs Kevin -GS

Refund amount $315.00; $500.00

Transfer amount $5,000

Jessica: “I’m sorry. Did you just get smacked with a block of cheese or something? Hello?”

 

We were connected to the Chase Bank Business Portal.

 

Jessica: “Two ellipses in a row, which is unheard of.”

 

F7 strikes again! And again!!

 

When Jessica asked why she needed to lie about why she was buying the cards, he said, “Because I told you so.”

 

MelonBuddy Translation: Lady in the background said, “Help me, man. Show me what to do, please.”

 

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 09mins 33sec

 

 

I DON’T DANCE WITH THIEVES…

 

Stream Timestamp [01:46:27]

Jessica Wilson / Lara Redfield vs David Wilson & Peter Frank Smith -GeekSquad

Refund amount $399.99

Transfer amount $3,999.99

TeamViewer and Supremo were used.

Call got disconnected. We called him back.

 

David: “Ma’am, can you listen to me?”

 

He booped when he got too frustrated with getting connected. We called him back.

 

David struggled to connect to Jessica’s computer.

At 48 minutes, David FINALLY connected to Jessica’s computer after 6,739 attempts.

 

Lara: “Alright. Sure thing. Hurry up, little boy.”

 

Lara started playing the guitar while on hold. We were transferred to Frank, who hates music.

Frank: “Stop this nonsense.”

 

Frank: “Once you are done with your music, then we will talk.”

 

Frank said to wait for another 10 minutes, but she wouldn’t do that.

 

Frank said there is a Hulk virus on our computer.

 

Lara: “Are you stoned or something?”

Frank: “We are fixing the virus.”

 

Lara: “Why are you so confused?”

 

Lara: “I don’t dance with thieves.”

 

Frank: “Do you have a boyfriend?”

Lara: “I’m not gonna answer your question.”

 

He called her a mental patient after emptying her bank accounts.

 

Lara: “I won’t joke around anymore.”

 

Frank said that he was going to call the police on her.

 

Lara: “I don’t have a car. I’d have to walk. It would take me 3 days.”

 

When she said she couldn’t get to the store, he threatened to take more of her money and then called the cops.

 

He started to search, “How to call the police,” so Lara pretended to get in the car and drive away with very low-quality sound effects.

 

Lara: “I don’t have a car. Zero cars. No vehicle.”

 

Jessica: “I can’t go the the CVS.”

Frank: “Let me hack your computer, then.”

 

Lara said she had a Google Play card that she was given months ago worth $500. He said he would take it.

 

We booped in his face right before giving him the card number. He called us back, still sounding like he wasn’t currently on this planet.

 

Frank: “It’s not working. Your computer is bullshit.”

Lara: “It’s working now that you’ve stopped touching it.”

 

We redeemed in his face. He still insisted that she read out the numbers to him.

 

Lara started blasting music to make it so that he couldn’t understand her when she said the card number.

He bailed & booped.

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 40min 04sec

 

MelonBuddy Translation:

Look, see.

 

JASON, LIKE VOORHEES…

Stream Timestamp [03:34:25]

Rose Bud (Maybe), who developed a thick New Yawrk accent partway through the call vs Jason (Like Voorhees) -GeekSquad

Refund amount $329

 

The ear-piercing sound on the phoneline is because her network is glitching, according to Jason.

 

Jason: “This is a cellular device that I am using.”

Rose: “Oh, I’m using brainwaves.”

 

Rose: “Your phone is jacked. It lifts, bro.”

 

Rose: “Can you call me Maybe? It’s my nickname.”

 

Jason started giggling when he called her by her nickname. “That is fun.”

 

I don’t have a name, actually. People just call me, ‘Nothing.’”

Maybe: “Why would someone call you ‘Nothing?’”

Nothing: “Because they mean nothing to me.”

 

Maybe: “It’s like a trash bomb. You know, if somebody threw a trash bag at you. [giggle] Say, if somebody threw a trash bag against a dumpster and it exploded. You know what I mean?”

 

Maybe: “Say, if someone threw a trash bag at a dumpster agist a dumpster and the trashbag exploded.”

 

Jason: “So, your name is not Jessica by any chance?”

 

Jason thought that Rose’s first name was Jessica but she never said that. We have called him before an he recognized us once we logged into the bank.

 

Still, he continued on with the scam. We could hear someone in the background saying bad words. But he said she might just want another piece of the cake or a piece of a shake.

 

Code is 6636tonight, but he said, “Sex, sex, free sex tonight.”

 

Rose: “It sounds like you aren’t feeling very well. You might wanna drink out of the toilet bowl or something.”

 

He tried to load porn onto her screen but she cut the connection.

He booped.

Total Time Wasted: 23min 17sec

 

DON’T TOUCH MY PHONE…

 

Stream Timestamp [04:01:42]

Jessica Wilson vs Amazon

Refund amount $788 for Samsung S22

Anoirpeek@gmail.com

He wanted to connect to her phone.

We booped.

Total Time Wasted: 3min 22sec