Episode 379 Livestream Recap
Livestream recap
{379} Thursday, November 3, 2022 11am ET
I Got My Head Stuck in the Honey Jar...
Texts with Shawn Parker from yesterday:
Jessica: “I called the other people and they told me they could fix the bank easy as peasy. All it’s gonna cost me is $400.”
Shawn: “They told you to pay another $400?”
Jessica: “It’s worth it if you think about it. $8,000 cost $400… easy-peasy.”
Shawn: “I will fix it. They are scammers. Understand this. Hey, are you paying the $400?”
Jessica: “To get the money you sent to the bank account, I have to pay them $400.”
Shawn: “You don’t understand. They are the frauds. Call me. I’ll explain everything.”
We tried to call Shawn Parker but no answer.
Stream Timestamp [00:21:11]
Sam Smith (Jam / Dan)- McAfee
Rinoa: “That’s just him being blasted into the shadow world.”
We booped in Sam’s face to answer Shawn’s incoming call.
Total Time Wasted: 6min 27sec
Stream Timestamp [00:27:48]
Jessica vs Shawn Parker CONT from (378}
Shawn called back. Timer started at 1hr 46min 22sec.
Jessica lives in California.
Shawn connected to Jessica’s computer again via AnyDesk then switched to Supremo.
Jessica told Shawn that she sent Microsoft another $400 via Zelle so they could fix her computer last night. They said that they needed money “because there was a technical issue in the tubing. There was a clog in the internet tubing and they had to get in there. They had to send a technician and it was gonna cost me $400, but I figured it was worth it because, this way, I get the money back.”
Shawn: “Which voice-changer do you use?”
He booped when the internet wouldn’t work. But he called back to say that he understands each and everything now. He made sure to let us know that he has a husky. He booped again.
A MelonBuddy in chat said that they saw in system info that her computer is a virtual machine, which is why he knew she wasn’t a real customer.
MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
We will find out right now.
We will find out if she’s messing with us.
She keeps talking nonsense.
She’s messing with us. I know. Let’s hang up and block the number.
Total Time Wasted: 2hrs 10min 28sec
Stream Timestamp [01:0:28]
David Wilson – McAfee
He immediately put us on foreverhold. We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 18sec
Stream Timestamp [01:08:10]
Jessica Wilson vs David & Mike (Winnie the Pooh) & Pretend Peter (Paul) -Norton
Refund amount $399.99
Transfer amount $4,000
TeamViewer was used.
David: “This call is recorded for the quality and monitoring purpose for the Better Business Bureau and FTC, so make sure you don’t say anything over the phone. Make sure this call doesn’t get disconnected because this call is under the privacy act. So, make sure we don’t get disconnected.”
We were transferred to Mike.
F7 strikes again!
Jessica: “What did you say your name is, Mike?”
Mike: “My name is Mike.”
Mike: “Get handy with the checkbook.”
There were no small deposits for verification in her checking account. Mike had a very fake conversation with pretend Peter about the fact that the deposits weren’t in her account. Then, he had another equally fake conversation with pretend Peter about the accidental transfer amount.
Jessica: “The server’s got it backwards.”
Jessica: “Where’s my money, Peter?”
Mike: “Your private information is exposed. You see that?”
Mike thought there’s a problem because the Chase server must be down.
Jessica: “Has anybody ever told you that you sound like Winnie the Pooh?”
Mike: “I got my head stuck in the honey jar.” Jessica recorded this and played it for Mike so that he could hear so much he sounds like Winnie the Pooh. He agreed even though he obviously didn’t know who that is.
Jessica: “Poo, as a giant bear that eats honey, with your little sergeant cap on, your private hat, your little helmet with maybe your little playing card tucked under the net that surrounds your helmet, it is your duty to get that honey. Right?”
Jessica: “If we were in a burning building right now, Poo, what would your answer be?”
Poo: “Have patience, ma’am.”
Jessica: “Sure is getting warm in here.”
Poo: “The winter is coming.”
Mike lives in Sacramento, CA. Mike’s favorite movie is Aladdin with Wil Smith.
She also recorded him saying, “salami,” and played it back for him.
Attempted to purchase a $150 Amazon giftcard but Jessica caught him.
Jessica: “Repeat after me, ‘I am a good person and I will not disturb your trust nor will I will allow anyone to be a scammer.’”
Mike: “Scamming is a very bad thing. You know?”
Jessica played back his own voice that said, “I am a scammer” and later, “I am a salami.”
Jessica said that she pays $400 to a business partner to service her computer each month. Mike said that he would service her computer every day if she paid him $300.
Mike: “Now, I am getting some affection for you. You are playing around. You are talking so politely.”
Mike has been married for 4 years but Jessica is single and too old to marry now.
Mike: “It’s an arranged marriage. It’s not a love marriage.”
Mike is 32 years old and Jessica is 26, two feet in the grave, but she’s really 53.
Poo asked Jessica to buy him a $500 Walmart giftcard so he could buy a new laptop. She said she would do that but he needed to earn it by reading something she wrote.
Mike (reading what Jessica wrote on notepad for him to read): “I do solemnly swear, to the gods of all salamis and my addiction to honey… a hug is always the right size. After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. The things that make me different are the things that make me, me. You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. Sometimes, the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. If you live to be a hundred, I hope I live to be a hundred minus one day, so that I never have to live a day without you. Show me the honey!! Show me the honey!! Show me the honey!!”
Jessica said that she would order a laptop for him and deliver it to him but he didn’t want her to pay so much.
Jessica: “Because you’re a friend of mine.”
Jessica wanted Mike to connect to her computer using AnyDesk. Rinoa was able to connect to Mike’s computer.
Mike: “You want me to call you honey?”
Jessica: “Please don’t.”
Mike claimed he came to the US on a tourist visa and overstayed his visa. The government arrested him for his expired visa but he talked them into letting him stay.
Mike: “I’m not so good-looking.”
Mike: “Dreams never comes true.”
Jessica drove to Walmart to buy giftcards for him.
Jessica: “You didn’t accept the friend request, though.” (Mike didn’t accept the request from AnyDesk but Jessica doesn’t know anything about that.)
Jessica sent a friend request from her phone but Mike didn’t get it.
Rinoa accessed a ton of information from Mike’s computer and then deleted it off his computer. This information will be reported. This included lots of information on victims, etc. She will reach out to victims.
Jessica got the giftcards and was in line to pay for them.
The Walmart cashier told Jessica that Mike is a scammer. She told Mike that if he told her the truth, she would give him the cards. He asked, “What truth do you want to hear?”
Jessica: “Poo, why don’t you call me when you’re alone?”
Mike: “I am alone, Jessica.”
But Jessica could hear people speaking.
Mike: “You are breaking my heart, Jessica. I was so happy that I got a friend.”
Jessica: “Tell me the truth so I can help you.”
Jessica: “Call me back when you’re alone.”
Jessica thought Mike must be hiding out in Area 51 in New Mexico. She knew he couldn’t talk about it while they are monitoring him, so she wanted him to call her back when he was alone.
Jessica: “If you don’t call me in an hour, I’ll assume the slugs have gotten deeper into your brain and it’s all over.”
Mike wanted Jessica to give him the card numbers before she hung up but she felt that it wasn’t safe while they were listening.
Jessica: “I have to go. They are listening. Call me in an hour. Stay safe. I can’t say anymore.”
We booped in his face.
MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
Will you take her?
Will you take the call from here?
Install and connecting.
Did you talk to him?
Open bank and try.
Check savings.
Type refund.
Tell her to write a number ID.
Increase it and backspace point.
Block her keyboard.
The computer might be… her who made mistake.
Password, save it.
Check her balance.
Open bank transfer.
Don’t let her disconnect.
You have her account.
She knows it.
What should I do now?
Pretend you are doing something and make her wait.
Hide it and edit balance.
Transferring is not happening.
I am trying.
Keep her busy and not touching her pc.
See this? Is it right?
See her checking account and inspect it.
Scare her.
Try a zero tactic.
Make her scared and take her info.
Bro, I am not able to do it.
I am not getting the number yet.
Can you help me?
Hold on. I am with a customer. I will do it after that.
Bro, WTF? I can’t even get or see the account number.
She’s giving us the wrong number.
It’s incorrect.
This birch is lying.
Bro, where is the correct number?
What after that?
She is ducking us.
What has happened?
What should we do?
You call her.
Yeah.
It’s good that she’s talking and not frustrated.
She is asking questions and in random conversation.
No, she is not sus.
Give it to me.
What a girl. No, we will not be able to do it in account.
Did she give you money?
WTF? Leave us alone. We are working.
What are you asking?
We are working, do it fast.
Lock her screen.
Lock her computer.
She is making us.
My a$$. She’s gonna get them.
Don’t know what she is doing.
She will duck us. Such a birch.
She knows about scams.
Dude, get the card.
Ask her cards.
Tell her go get cards.
She will gift you.
She’s going to gift this to me.
What is she doing?
Is she giving money?
What is she about?
You hear the car noise.
Don’t know, but listening.
It sounds like she’s in the car. I can hear the noises.
She is making us connect.
Turn on the camera.
She is smart.
She wants to know our work.
We’ve been dealing with this forever and are not getting anything.
I don’t know what she was saying.
How did she get such a name?
What is she saying?
She is making us fool.
Total Time Wasted: 2hr 45min 34sec
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- November 3, 2022