Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Timer Started At: 2hr 34min 47sec from yesterday

Called Edward but Mike answered.

Jessica explained the whole situation to Mike. He said he understood the hamsters and the pineapples.

Mike became overwhelmed by the details of the situation. He bailed and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 40min 42sec

Stream Timestamp [00:47:21]

Jessica Wilson vs Nathan (Michael) & Peter – Geek Squad

She was downloading movies illegally and got an alert.

Fee $190

Transfer Amount $19,000

We were transferred to the banking manager, Peter.

He told her about a wire transfer but didn’t pursue it.

He locked her computer and wouldn’t give her the password.

Scammer: “Are you trying to be extra-smart?”

Jessica: “Maybe I’m just average and you’re extra-dumb.”

Jessica decided that she is keeping money & buying new computer with it.

He booped.

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 14min 26sec

Alan called looking for Barbara.

Jessica: “Why are you calling my mom?”

He bailed and booped.

Jessica Williams (quasi-Margaret voice) vs Jack Edward (Jacket Word, Jacken Fracken, Fire Dragon, Bo Dragon) & Sam Williams & James – McAfee

Refund Amount $399.99 or $329.49

We were transferred to Sam Williams.

Jessica: “Do you have any pet snails?”

We were transferred to James.

Jessica: “I’ve had a great day. I’ve taped all my books to the ceiling.”

Jessica: “I had some double-A batteries the other day and I misplaced them.”

James: “What double battery?”

Jessica accidentally logged into her bank with different usernames. James noticed this and wanted her to login to her second account. He wouldn’t let it drop, so we booped.

Total Time Wasted: 42min 42sec

Stream Timestamp [03:27:45]

Jessica Wilson vs John Smith & Richard Parker & James – Geek Squad

Refund Amount $150

Transfer Amount $15,000

We were transferred to Richard Parker, supervisor on the floor.

Something that Richard did behind the black screen caused the entire Virtual Machine to crash.

The password he provided later included “madarcode.”

We were transferred to James, who is a stupid froggo.

Insults were exchanged.

James attempted a Zelle transfer. Jessica didn’t like that.

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 13min 59sec