Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Laura Redfield vs Steve – Amazon

Laura was about 75 miles from the nearest Amazon. She said that she wouldn’t mind driving there to secure her account.

 

Steve: “You seem more worried about going for a drive than to secure your account.”

 

He didn’t know what to do about that, so he bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 14min 12sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [00:36:42]

Laura Redfield vs Unidentified Scammer

Refund Amount $199.99

The scammer said that the email Laura received was a scam email and not to pay any attention to it.

 

Total Time Wasted: 3min 46sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [00:44:36]

Laura Redfield vs 2 Unidentified Scammers & John Williams – Norton

Refund Amount $399.99

Transfer Amount 39,999.99

 

We were transferred to the senior supervisor.

 

We were transferred to the finance department.

 

John: “You are just speaking over me.”

John asked if Laura had a YouTube channel, then he bailed and booped. We called him back. He said that the authorities would deal with her since she hadn’t returned his money.

 

He said she needed to send the money from her account. He told her to go to her bank and then call him when she gets there.

 

We booped so that we could drive to the bank. We called him back when we got to the bank parking lot. He told her to wire the money to an account in Singapore. She didn’t want to do that. He bailed and booped.

 

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:

How much is her refund?

We will do one thing.

I don’t know what’s going on.

Where did it go?

Why does it keep moving?

Look here.

What should I do?

Do it to her account.

We have to convince her a lot.

Do both zero.

Do all accounts zero.

I need someone with experience to talk to her.

We have the experience. She still is not listening.

Now she’s saying, “Welcome back.”

She is playing games with us.

She is definitely a baiter.

Not listening.

I won’t be able to do this.

She’s not willing to cooperate.

She will not let us.

Check her history.

If you see UltraViewer, TeamViewer, etc in the history, you’ll know she’s messing with us.

Give me the account.

Now give her the account.

Yeah, she will do.

Yeah, she shut it down.

Now, she’s asking me how I’m doing.

 

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 09min 56sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:24:15]

Chuck Norris vs Mark Jackson (Fart Johnson) – Tech Support

 

Chuck: “It’s distracting files right now.”

 

Chuck: “I roundhouse-kicked the laptop and it came home with me.”

 

Chuck: “We’re now at the point of final destination here.”

 

Chuck: “Have you ever gone bus-surfing?”

 

Chuck keeps all of her money under her mattress.

Mark said that he would fix her computer and not to worry about it. He bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 26min 57sec