Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:25:15]

Larua Reail (Laura Redfiela / Radder Wetfard/Wetfart/Rattler Wildfart/Rather Wetfard/Ratter) vs Unidentified Scammer (Not Important/SquirrelCheeks) & Jeff Morgan (Mr. Jeff Mortgage/Jeff Borgan) – GeekSquad

Refund Amount $417

Transfer Amount $41,777

 

We were quickly transferred to Jeff Morgan. There were many issues with Jeff’s phoneline but they were eventually sorted out.

 

Jeff likes to go to the gymnahsee-um and do the exercises. “Do you know about exercises?” Jeff lifts 150 cages (He meant kgs, as in kilograms).

Laura: “Wow! That’s a lot of Nicholas Cages!”

 

Laura: “Have you ever heard of square cheese?”

Jeff: “It is a deelaytious thing.”

Laura: “I take a block of swiss cheese and I take a surgical precision knife and make squares out of them.”

Jeff: “Yeah, I know about it.”

 

Laura: “I like 10% coffee, 80% cream, 10% sugar.”

 

Jeff was sure to tell her that her name (as it was typed) was verified. He absolutely wouldn’t read the name.

 

F7 strikes again! And again!!

 

Radder: “What a blunder!”

 

Jeff: “Do you have a printer?”

Radder: “No, but I have a mean writing hand.”

 

Jeff told us to go to the bank and transfer the money via wire. We reported his bank account details to the authorities.

 

He told her, if the bank wouldn’t let her transfer the money, then she should withdraw it as cash.

 

Rather asked Jeff about lifting 150 bird cages. She wants “anchor arms.”

 

Siri started playing a song and then wouldn’t stop playing it.

 

Rather works as an underwear tester.

 

We got the cash and told him, then went home as he instructed.

 

He gave many, many very specific directions on how to package up the cash. He asked her to send a photo to show him what she has done.

 

She has a Nokia phone, but doesn’t know which model number. She sent a picture. It got through.

Laura: “I don’t know how I did it, honestly.”

The photo made the scammer very happy, unfortunately! They discussed how securely she had

packed the money.

 

Rinoa entertained us with exceptional sound effects which she created on the spot while she packed and taped up the box.

 

He gave her the name and address for the shipment. He said to ship the parcel via UPS, overnight shipping, with signature required.

 

Jeff asked yet again if she’s done a UPS parcel shipment. He told her how to do it anyway. He was worried that they would “put a bubble packet” on it.

 

Rattler just looked up the address online. It’s a CVS store. She wanted to send the parcel tomorrow. He told her that she had to ship it today, because it wouldn’t be delivered until the after the weekend if she didn’t ship until tomorrow.

 

Jeff said that the BBB will get involved if the recipient doesn’t get the package within 24 hours. She said she can’t go to the UPS store now because someone is picking up her to take her to her cousin’s birthday party. He said it will only take half an hour. She said she didn’t have half an hour. Back-and-forth arguing continues.

 

Jeff spoke with his manager. The manager won’t allow him “to do this.” (He was starting to get louder now!)

 

He tried to guilt her by saying she’ll be enjoying the party, but he’ll be stressed over the situation. Jeff wanted her to call her family and say that she would come to the party after 15 minutes.

Rinoa booped him in mid-rant!

Jeff called back. “Did you hang up the phone, ma’am?”

Ratter: “No, it got disconnected.”

He still insisted that she call her family and delay them picking her up. She insisted she had to get ready right away and was running out of time.

 

Radder said that her friends were coming over in less than 5 minutes and she was getting a ride with them. The UPS store would take 30 minutes. He said there was enough time.

 

Ratter over-talks Jeff. Jeff yelled and Rinoa booped him in mid-rant again!

 

He called back. She picked up just long enough to say she can’t talk. He yelled again. She booped in his face again! Booping scammers right in their face will never stop being funny!!

 

He called back again, but she didn’t answer.

 

Total Time Wasted: 4hr 31min 39sec