Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:23:32]

LR vs Jason – Microsoft

 

Hop To Desk was used. Rinoa was very impressed with the shoeless business-kangaroo.

 

Her child installed prank software on her computer.

 

He said that he couldn’t see anything on her computer, bailed, and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 17min 07sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [00:58:50]

LR (CR) vs Daniel & Paul & Jason Miller (James Miller) & John Desouza (Dopesock) – Microsoft

UltraViewer was used.

$24,000 charge for online prawn.

 

He told LR to open the CMD screen. That stands for “Central Monitoring Diagnosing System.”

 

LR: “Listening, it says. You know, like the thing you weren’t doing.”

 

He had LR run some “scans” and give him details on her router.

 

He found her “final report” that mentioned some illegal activity.

 

Daniel: “Is that your illegal name?”

LR isn’t her legal name, just the name she goes by with family and friends. He was insulted that she would give him her illegal name. Her legal name is CR.

 

We were transferred to Paul Walker, who was apparently a sleep walker.

 

Paul wanted her to log into her bank account. He brought her attention to the final report.

 

Paul: “Have you ever opened any kind of pornography content on your computer?”

CR: “Yeah, all the time! Who doesn’t?”

 

CR: “Sometimes it’s a touchscreen. Sometimes, it rains.”

 

We were transferred to Jason Miller at Chase Bank.

 

He tried to explain why they can’t stop the charge from going through. He said something about pressing 2 on an automated message, so she pressed 2 a bunch of times to try to undo it.

Jason: “Stop it!”

 

He asked her if someone else in the house would have accepted the charge for $24,000 of prawn.

 

CR: “Hey Miller, have you ever seen anybody jump through a phone?”

James: “Yes.”

CR said that he needed to get this situation fixed right away.

 

CR: “I think you don’t have an interesting thought in your head.”

James: “OK.”

 

He said that she needed to make a duplicate charge.

CR: “You need to smash your head against the keyboard and fix this problem now.”

 

CR said that, if he couldn’t fix this problem, she would withdraw all of her money, close her account, and move her banking business to another bank. He said he would fix it. He told her to transfer $24,000 from her savings to her checking accounts.

 

“I’m going to hang up this phone so hard that you’ll be able to feel the impact 2:!3ISH

 

CR: “You took a cool name and you made it suck.”

 

We were transferred to the supervisor, John Desouza.  John seemed to think that CR was Chase Bank but she said she wasn’t. He didn’t appreciate CR talking.

 

John: “I’ll just go ahead and bust your account right now.”

 

John: “Put some sh*t in your mouth and just keep quiet.”

 

John said that all the money in her account had been taken by the hackers and that they can’t cancel the transaction.

 

CR: “You are very understupid, as they say.”

 

John told CR to apologize to him, but she refused because his behavior was the problem.

 

John: “How do I know you’re not a crazy lady spending $24,000 on prawn?”

 

John: “I’m just gonna go legal on you.”

 

John: “Are you gonna do what I’m trying to say or not?”

CR: “NO!”

 

James called us after John rage-booped us. He tried to play “good cop” and convince her to go along with the duplicate charge thing.

 

CR: “If you listen to idiots, you become an idiot. I’m not listening to you because you’re an idiot.”

 

CR: “Are you baloney?”

Jason: “Shut your mouth up. I’m gonna kick your ass.”

 

Jason started saying some gross things. He bailed and booped.

 

Frank Wilson from Chase called us. CR said that she was on her way to the bank to withdraw her money and put it in a different, new bank account. She told him that Jason should get fired. Frank told her to let him know when she had withdrawn the money.

 

He told her to honk her horn but wouldn’t honk his own. But he did type on his keyboard to prove he was in the office. Frank said that she needed to keep the money safe by taking it out of the bank and putting it into “a BitCoin ATM machine.”

 

He wanted her to get to the bank faster.

CR: “What do you want me to do? You want me to race there? You want me to GoGoGadget at the bank? Go SpeedRacer? You just want me to Tokyo drift around the corners or something? I don’t understand. What do you want me to do? How fast do you want me to go? Fast and the Furious? 1,000 miles an hour? Mach 3?”

 

He told her to go into the bank and withdraw $12,000 from her chicken account. She wanted to know if she could ask someone at the bank to cancel the charge, then questioned why the withdrawal should be $12,000 instead of $24,000 since it needed to be a duplicate transaction. He started going through the usual “don’t tell anybody in the bank why you are doing this” script and CR called him out for how ridiculous this all sounded.

 

He said they would send an investigation team tomorrow morning to figure out who in the branch was involved in this situation. He told her to go into the bank and withdraw as much cash as they would allow. She said she’d go in and talk to someone in the bank. He said that he would take all her money and give it to someone else. She recorded him saying that and told him that he would lose his job. He started saying gross things, so we booped in his face.

 

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 15min 03sec