Episode 441 Livestream Recap
Livestream recap {441}
Thursday, March 16, 2023 11am ET
Allen is Fired!!!
Stream Timestamp [00:19:02]
FF vs Jack Williams emp#95431 & Xavier Johnson – McAfee
Refund Amount $399.99; $300, then $99.99
Transfer Amount $9,999.99
ScreenConnect was used.
Jack’s phone was a terrible mess, there was lots of background traffic noise, call was breaking up, and call kept getting disconnected.
Before FF did anything wrong….
Jack: “You are not listening properly.”
FF: “I can’t hear you because your phone is vibrating off the table. Just answer your girlfriend and tell her you’ll talk later.”
When his phone kept vibrating on the desk next to him…
FF: “Would you toss that phone out the window?”
FF tried to play Frogger (to match the environment of the scammer), but the updating screen blocked the game. When the screen disappeared, FF was able to play a little bit but was in the middle of the road when the blue screen reappeared. RP: “Something tells me that frog didn’t make it.”
We were transferred to Xavier Johnson. He kept the blue screen up as much as possible, making it so that we could no longer play Frogger.
Xavier is 27 years old. FF thought he sounded much older than that. “I was thinking you had two feet in the grave.”
FF: “I’m just saying, you have a very mature voice. Wise, as they say. Mature, expiring voice. Like an expiring date. You have a very expiring date voice.”
FF owns an abandoned pizza place. “Occasionally, somebody gets a job there and, you know, stabby-stab. You know. Like clockwork, I guess.”
We were connected to the banking portal. FF made more than one mistake.
FF wanted her refund applied to her chicken account or maybe cheecking account.
First refund $300.00 “refund successfully….”
Then $9999.99 “thank you…..”
He immediately mentioned legal action, which triggered FF to go on a rant about getting courts involved.
FF: “You must get some kind of joy out of holding down the caps lock button.”
FF: “How long have you known your family?”
Xavier wanted FF to go to the bank but she didn’t want to have to go anywhere. He was pretty sus but never completely gave up hope. He eventually asked for her to send a selfie to him. He said that he was only talking to her because he didn’t have any customers calling.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 35min 41sec
Stream Timestamp [00:2:07:18]
Kevin – McAfee
Kevin said he’d have his manager call us back.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 08sec
Stream Timestamp [02:16:14]
CR vs Allen (David) & David Wilson – Norton
Refund Amount $349.99; $250 first
Transfer Amount $25,000
AnyDesk was used.
We got connected to the World Bank Gatway.
Allen could not explain why so much money was transferred, despite the $250 limit.
Allen told her to withdraw the money in cash, but she was very concerned about walking around with that much cash. There must be another way.
CR: “Would you like me to send the money by carrier pigeon?”
Allen: “Carrier chicken?”
CR: “Yes, carrier chicken.”
She finally agreed to go to the bank.
CR: “You are being extra confusing and I don’t understand why.”
CR: “I’m hiring a private army of chickens and I want them to line the outside of my house, in a row. What do you want me to do? I wanna put little hats on them, you know, like, top hats.”
CR: “I’m just asking for neopolitan ice cream and you’re putting a shoe in it.”
That sounds like a great idea. Because whatever is happening in your brain, it is blue-screened.”
CR: “I could have flown my private chicken there. It would have been faster. But he was a little tired. I wanted to give him a break for the day.”
We booped to head into the bank. He tried to open CR’s webcam. He called back while she was still in the bank.
CR: “I’m done dealing with you. You’re an idiot.”
CR felt stupider from talking to Allen, so she asked to be transferred to someone smarter than him. We were transferred to Financial Manager, David Wilson.
She told David that Allen was telling her to say the money was for carrier chickens. David couldn’t explain that. He agreed the Allen was a stupid man.
CR said that she was done with this situation. She said she would deposit the money back into the bank and he could figure out how to fix the problem.
David said that he fired Allen, but he had been on the phone with us the whole time. CR thought he was afraid to really fire Allen.
CR: “You’re a coward.”
David convinced CR to bring the cash home with her and pack it up in a box to ship to him. When she got home, he wanted her to get on her computer again.
After she packed the cash into a box, he asked her to put her username and password into the login screen but not click sign in. When she refused, he told her to just go ahead and sign in. As soon as she logged into the bank, the screen went black, so she shut down the computer. When David got mad, she said it was because of the blackscreen. David wasn’t doing it, so CR assumed it must be Allen still connected to her computer. David yelled at Allen and told him that he needed to get rid of the blackscreen immediately. Allen said that he would. CR was confused because David said that he already fired Allen.
David: “Allen smoke weed, so he weird. He smoke weed all day and all night.”
Chat decided that Allen needed to be fired, so CR told David to fire him on the spot and he did!! Allen did a terrible job trying to act upset at being fired. David did a slightly better job at acting angry at him.
Total Time Wasted: 2hr 42min 55sec
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