Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:25:29]

CR vs Jenny & Calvin Smith (Mr. Calorie/Celery) – Geek Squad

Order #0045927438864

Refund Amount $349.99

Transfer Amount $20,000

Jenny has a lab puppy named Daisy.

Jenny had zero personality and zero clue how to run her scam. When she mentioned hanging up the phone to be transferred to a manager, we happily booped in her boring face.

We were transferred to Calvin, senior manager.

Calvin has worked there for 5 years.

The wrong amount was transferred to CR’s account because she entered the wrong transfer number. There was an extra one on the end of it… somehow.

He said that she needed to go to the bank and wire the money, then said to get the cash out of the account. He went into a ridiculously complex explanation of each and every thing. We put him on hold to go to the bank.

Because of the cash shortage, the bank would only allow her to withdraw $1,000 per account, per day. He told her to go to Target to purchase giftcards.

While there, Bob expressed concern about possible scams. He spoke with Calvin. When Calvin realized that he was powerless against the logic and strength of Bob, he bailed and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 43min 45sec

Stream Timestamp [02:37:20]

Sam Lee (Scam-me / Family / Stanley) – Walmart

Sam was offended by talk about Olive Garden. He bailed and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 6min 29sec

Stream Timestamp [02:52:14]

Microsoft

Refund Amount $299.99

Order ID # 22647860

He booped out of nowhere.

We called back. Someone else answered. He didn’t want to have to listen to her email address again. He bailed and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 3min 39sec

We called Steve back. Spoke to him on Thursday. Timer started at 2hr 42min 55sec.

We asked for an address that wasn’t a CVS. He said that he would love to do that.

CR: “Are you taking this serious? Do you think it’s a joke?”

She told him that it makes no sense to send the parcel to a CVS. She wants an address to his business, not the pharmacy. She didn’t want to take the risk of sending all this cash to a chemist.

CR: “Listen here, you milkdud!”

She finally agreed to trying to send the parcel later today and to send the receipt once the parcel has been sent.

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 59min 06sec

Stream Timestamp [03:31:02]

Geek Squad

Refund Amount $499

He didn’t have much patience for a customer who was speaking rather loudly and was slightly unhappy with the situation.

He walked away and wouldn’t answer the phone when we called again.

Total Time Wasted: 1min 29sec