Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:16:45]

JW vs Ryan & Alex – Norton

Refund Amount: $514.98

Scam Amount: $51,498.00

Her computer has been leaked and hacked. She needs to disconnect her dozens of smart devices which are connected to her wifi. It will take 48 hours to scan and she needs to uninstall all these things until then.

He was very helpful in explaining how she’ll be able to order pizza without using the app. She apparently had never ordered a pizza without the app in her life.

He told her to call him back. We did.

Ryan lives in the city center in Texas, so he doesn’t ride a horse around town. He recently saw the Evil Dead Rise but didn’t want to talk about movies. He doesn’t like pizza or really any Italian food.

We were transferred to Alex. Alex has a small p on his screen. He sometimes hangs out with Ryan to get a hangover.

JW: “Does it still matter what size the p is?”

We were transferred back to Ryan while Alex was sitting on the background. Ryan told us to hold down our horses.

He warned that there would be $20,000 tax charged if anybody found out that this was a business issue.

He warned her that withdrawing the whole amount at once will cause the bank to report to the IRS. He said he only wanted 14% at first, $7,100.

We went to the ATM to withdraw $7,100 but we only got $7.10. He told us to go into the bank and get the money from the teller. We told the teller that we were buying a car for a pony or maybe a treehouse.

Ryan wouldn’t say whether he’s seen a twerking, farting dog before. He said to go get Target giftcards, 4 cards of $400 each. But that math isn’t right. He claims to have a master’s degree.

We purchased 4 cards for $40 each. Ryan told us to go back inside and correct the card amounts to $400. Cashier Bob warned us about the risk of scammers and said he wouldn’t sell the cards.

We were transferred back to Alex. Bob tried to talk to Alex but Alex wouldn’t talk to Bob. He said that we could keep the money and that he would just talk to the Feds. He bailed and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 43min 27sec

Stream Timestamp [03:18:21]

JW vs Mike Henderson / Anderson & Mackie – PayPal

Refund Amount: BTC charge of $600

Scam Amount: $6,000

We were transferred to Mackie from the billing department.

JW is a professional panhandler. She likes the creative freedom she has to write whatever she wants on her sign. Her parents died a few years ago in a freak rubberband accident. They didn’t see it coming. The cat flew away on the ceiling fan.

Mackie has never tried to be a swampmonster and we are all very disappointed in his lack of ambition. He has also never played the game where he’s a rat living in the walls. Mackie kept leaving the phone unattended because he was stress-pooping.

Mackie told us to go to the bank to withdraw the money.

JW decided that this unexpected money is her perfect chance to disappear. He said he would transfer the case to the legal team. We warned him to be cautious about the dangers of rubberbands. We bailed and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 03min 12sec