Episode 509 Livestream Recap
Livestream recap {509}
Wednesday, November 8, 2023 11am ET
Just a Dung Beetle in Rome...
Mr. Bathtub Returns!
NH vs Shane Martin (Mr. Bathtub) & Lower Bathtub —
Geek Squad (continued from yesterday)
Stream Timestamp [00:17:44]
NH returned calls from Shane, from the previous day.
NH said she had the $10,000 cash.
He connected to the computer again with UltraViewer. Shane said NH had to go back and deposit the money. NH asked, “In my account?”
He replied, “Yes.”
NH: “Why did we take it out?”
He said, “No, not in your account.”
NH opened her bank account against the pleas from Mr. Bathtub not to “because her account might be freeze.” NH was upset that she was missing 10k from her account. The scammer claimed not to be Mr. Bathtub and said that the real Mr. Bathtub would call her. He told her to log out of her account.
Shane called. He let her know what to do. He had her log back into her account. He used html without hiding it and added in her $10,500. He said he “had it hided from the bank.”
NH: Would you like to be hero or zero?
Bathtub: I am zero. My life is in your hands.
For his anniversary, he wanted to down to Thailand.
Bathtub brought up Bitcoin again. He mentioned Sell (Shell) gas station in her area. He instructed her to go to the Bitcoin ATM inside and some instructions to use the ATM.
When asked if he could say, “She sells seashells on the seashore,” his response was “seashells on the seashore” four times!
Shane said he was 38 years old.
NH: The education system has done you no justice. You’re like the son I never wanted. You’re the fly that never leaves. NH said she was ready to go. “Camera” was typed in the search and the camera popped up. NH asked why. Bathtub said that he was trying to type ‘run.’ NH left for the gas station with Bathtub on the phone. NH asked what he wanted to do in Thailand. Bathtub “wanted a thigh massage.” He and his wife wanted to have a baby.
NH: What’s wrong with you? Or should I say what’s right with you?
He explained that they were ready to spend time there and go clubbing.
NH: Is it a myth that you have thoughts of your own?
Bathtub: Yes.
NH: Have you used the Jacuzzi toilet?
Bathtub: Yes, at hotels.
NH: You used it for a bubbler right?
TMI
At the ATM machine, Bathtub attempted to give instructions. Rinoa made her own sound effects. Bathtub booped, then called back, and said to cancel everything. Rinoa continued her sound effects, now of depositing cash. Bathtub booped and called back a few times. NH ignored him.
Bathtub requested a copy of the receipt and told her to check her phone for the receipt. NH read some of the many texts from Bathtub that were ignored from yesterday and today. NH told him the number on the receipt. He told her to go in her car to read the texts. Then, he told her to go home.
The scummy Bathtub again tried the camera on her computer, while she was still driving home. Bathtub disagreed that her desktop is a laptop. He desperately wanted a camera for a receipt pic. NH promoted Mr. Bathtub to Captain Bathtub because he was guiding her through the process. NH said that he was doing a bad job.
At home, NH had to download an app to her phone and registered an account. Then, Bathtub told her get out of Bitcoin and go to the Playstore. NH wanted to send money to a charity from Playstore and tried to find out which charity was his. He said to close that. He wanted her to download AnyDesk. A ‘need newer version of kitkat’ message appeared. We went back to Bitcoin. Bathtub attempted to give instructions. NH attempted to send it to a bath charity. Bathtub said, “exit.” NH continued a charity transaction to Bathtubs Anonymous.
He told her to exit the Bitcoin app and go to messages. Then, he told her to put her finger on the message to get options. Options asked, “Do you want to delete?”
She chose. “Yes,” overtalking bathtub saying, “No.”
Message deleted.
Bathtub asked so many, many questions, including how to spell squirrels. He booped, called back, continued to try to get info of transaction. Back to Playstore for TeamViewer only to receive the same message. He booped and called back. We didn’t know he was gone. He wanted to go Back to the computer.
We booped him to call Bitcoin support. He immediately called back and said, “Do not call Bitcoin!” NH needed to restart her computer. NH asked the supervisor of First Bathtub, “Do you prefer Mr., Capt., or Lower Bathtub?” He preferred Lower Bathtub.
When NH asked Mr. Bathtub if he got the mayo treatment, he explained that he got the hair remover. NH said, “TMI.” Then, he revealed he was Lower Bathtub. He attempted to change the password. NH said that it required 48 hours to approve. He used an email that he could access himself. He instructed NH to open a Bitcoin app and select send. He typed the wallet info onto the computer notepad. NH entered the info to Bitcoin with some mix up of numbers & letters. The scammers panicked each and every time. Mr. Bathtub sent a new QR code. NH scanned it (NH used her own scan sound effect ‘beep’) and was sent to a QR from Reddit. NH explained that her balance was now zero and verified that the code was not theirs. The scammer was angered and threatened law enforcement.
Still persistent and desperate, Mr. Bathtub wanted the computer back on. NH wanted to call Bitcoin support. We booped them. Mr. Bathtub called back. He said to try talking to Bitcoin. And still he called back again, and asked her to go back to Bitcoin. NH reminded him she didn’t have any Bitcoin. He gave her another address. NH offered to send him partial payment. Bathtub handed the phone off to Lower Bathtub. NH offered to send $20. Lower Bathtub also asked NH to wait as they desperately searched the computer for anything, opening each and everything.
NH booped them, kicked them from computer. Of course, they attempted calling back. Apparently, the Bathtubs didn’t like the payment offer of $20, so NH offered $25 over 33 years. Bathtub threatened NH that law enforcement would look after her. He still asked for a wallet. We booped him. He called back to say, “Wait a moment.” We booped him. The pathetic Mr. Bathtub called back a couple minutes later.
NH decided to answer the phone and attempted to get an AnyDesk address shutdown. He did want to connect and RP got his AnyDesk info. We booped him. AnyDesk info was reported and shutdown! He called back but was ignored.
Time Wasted Yesterday: 1hr 34min 44sec
Time Wasted Today: 3hr 24min 16sec
Total Time Wasted: 5hr 59min 00sec
Stream Timestamp [04:16:28]
Taking a Dung Beetle on Vacation
Naomi Hunter vs Dustin
NH called Airline Booking and told Dustin that she was looking for a package plan, departing Orlando and arriving in Rome. The trip was to be for 2 weeks in November, December, or January. Dustin wanted to know if it was just for her. NH told him that there were 7 people: 3 adults and 4 children (one was 8-years-old and three were 11 and up), and a pet cat, which later became a dung beetle. Dustin had to go check flights.
NH: Take your time Dusty.
Dustin: How many carry-ons and checked suitcases?
NH: Two for me, 3 for my husband, 2 for his brother, 2 for each child. Each had a carry-on.
Dustin: Nov 25 – Dec 9. How much are you looking to spend?
NH: $4,000. Each of the children needs a window seat. All the children are allergic to nuts. We would like no nuts on the entire plane.
Dustin: I have to check. What kind of cat?
NH: Dung beetle.
They needed seats made of natural fibers, not synthetic.
NH: Do you have WIFI?
Dustin: Yes.
NH: Is there smoking?
Dustin: No.
NH: Can we get Colosseum tickets? Do they still feed people to the lions? Can we get in on that?
Dustin had to check.
NH: In-flight yoga?
Dustin: No.
NH: Can we stay at Trevi Fountain?
She was able to stay without the family.
Dustin: No, it’s not available.
NH: Can we use a Costco discount card?
Dustin: You can use a voucher (vulture) for the flight to get a voucher (vulture) for a hotel.
Just the flight was $4,139.
NH: Too much. Some other time.
Booped him.
Total Time wasted: 37min 17sec
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