Episode 110 Livestream Recap
{110} Monday, June 1, 2021
Sherry and Max – the final showdown?
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Refund amount $249
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Naturally, Sherry was hugely distracted by the kittens on the desktop and couldn’t resist looking at the one in the sleeve of a denim jacket, which annoyed Eddy.
Eddy: “Get your bank details, ma’am.”
Sherry lives in a 32,000 square foot mansion and needs a scooter to get upstairs. He would have to wait twenty minutes. He thought that 20 minutes was far too long to wait for someone to give all the details to their bank account and argued. Sherry pretended to start going to find her details. She hung up. The phone rang again and Sherry answered.
Eddy: “Do you have your details?”
Sherry: “No, I was on my way to get them when you called and I had to come back to pick up the phone.”
Eddy was mad and called Sherry “Harami,” which roughly translates to “an evil person.” He suspected a prank call. He booped.
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Sherry vs. Max cont.
Sherry wanted to read the REFUND cards to Max. Max wanted Sherry to go to the Bank of America to open a money laundering account.
Sherry: “Max, I sent you the money!”
Max was incandescent with rage and he shouted so loudly in his empty room at home that the sound reverberated around and bounced back over and over again.
Max: “Sherry, you fucked all the money! You asshole!”’
It is astonishing how many times Max can repeat the same phrase over and over again without it becoming cathartic and healing him. He is not creative in his language and had possibly learned that “scoundrel” isn’t the worst word in the English language as he didn’t attempt to use it.
The sound was deafening and many volumes on the cans had to be turned off. Finally, with Sherry still interjecting and offering to give redeeming numbers to Max, he broke somehow. He duly informed Sherry to keep the money, as he wanted nothing to do with her for her whole life. This threat has been offered at least seven times in the past during manic episodes of pant-removing and bank-yelling, so we were not entirely sure that Max had folded.
In fact, he did call back later to ask about cards, but his heart wasn’t in it. He once again told Sherry to keep her money. He had, quite rightly, not received “a single money” from her.
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