Episode 113 Livestream Recap
{113} Monday, June 7, 2021
Margaret Rosebud vs Richard the Great
Margaret likes to play solitaire and work in her flower garden.
Richard claimed that, without trying, he managed to speed-solitaire in 28 seconds. Margaret insisted that this was faster than the world record. She is a connoisseur of watching speed-solitaire on the YouTubes. She said her game would be better if she could increase her BPI, BMI, or whatever it is, to get faster clicks.
Richard was leaning into this and told Margaret to hold the power button for 15 seconds. Margaret began to count exceptionally slowly which caused Richard to suggest she could say, “Mississipily,” in between the numbers, which only slowed her further. Eventually, he bailed saying he will call her in the morning.
23min 26sec
Sherry Hill vs Max and Jennifer, his sister who is really his wife
Max was NOT coming to the phone but Jennifer was happy to put things right with Sherry over the phone. Sherry told Jennifer that she had bought Mama Bubba a fishing boat. She caught a 40-pound shrimp.
Max: “How much money do you have left out of your winnings?”
Jennifer persuaded Sherry to pop to her bank and take her remaining money out. She simply “hates” Nicholas and Julia, too, for that matter. Jennifer wanted Sherry to open another account at Bank of America. Sherry asked if Jennifer was requesting she rob the bank. Jennifer explained that robbing banks is “criminal,” faking having strong moral ethics. Sherry agreed that it would be wrong to take money that did not belong to her.
Sherry said she had no gun but would use a banana to fool the bank staff. She dutifully went to the bank. Jennifer spoke to the cashier. Oh noes! It was Nicholas again.
Nicholas explained that Sherry acts crazy in the bank, constantly removing her pants, and he wanted nothing to do with her. Jennifer tried to sweet talk him, and asked if he would perhaps take all of Sherry’s money out and deposit it in Jennifer’s bank.
Jennifer: “I am her sister.”
Nicholas said that he didn’t think it’s any of his business what Sherry spends her money on.
In the meantime, Sherry had, you’ve guessed it, removed her pants and was threatening Nicholas with a half-rotten banana. She seemed to give up at some point and removed a jar of mayonnaise from her pocket, eating it. No money for Jennifer. Max had been in the shower for the entirety of the whole escapade.
34hr 50min 53sec
We are getting up close to the record set with Steve-O for longest scambait.
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