Episode 175 Livestream Recap
{175} Thursday, September 23, 2021
How many letters can we make Peter read out?
Money is no object
Ep.175 9/23/21 Margaret (‘sweet potato’) vs. Peter & Alex (manager) asking about burgers. Dog barking. Margaret wrote another poem for Peter who fixed the date on the computer. Peter read the full poem out to Jessica. Now wants a Kangaroo & Coffee poem. Read the Capt. Kangaroo poem, also and wants another with guitars and love, and a song in C minor or special K. (Peter sings ‘In the Ghetto’) / 10hrs 00min 28sec
Have some words:
Love Letter IV
Your love is like a rose with petals of scaly toes, with thorns that prick my soul, I want a donut hole. Get the popcorn, this is a long one. You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a hamster wheel, right round. Your Bosoms are like rip melon’s. You make my day go by faster and fast soon I will be 80 years old. Have been waiting many moments for a day like today. Money is no object. I want to share my Air Biscuits with you forever. On the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month I’ll be outside your window so we can run away together. I am currently following you on all social medias. Looking good!! What’s on the menu? You make my soft corners round. You make me want to eat a plate of corn with my hands tied behind my back. Like meatloaf, you make my mouth water, but I cannot have you! Butt promise, I love you. Money is no object. You make me skewer myself and put into a tandoori oven, ME tikka! You smell like elderberries! Peter pecked a pickled pepper! When I look at you, I think of cotton candy! You Crush my grapes! I want blow raspberries on your belly. Your voice is like water under the bridge. You are my animal crossing. I like pancake. Toy boat, Toy boat, Toy boat, Toy boat. You’re like the spoon I plunge into my mayonnaise jar. You are a chicken in my barn. You are the helium in my balloon, you lift me up. You make me want to siphon the life from your chess. You give my life meaning, just like Nascar. Do like nascar and put a ring on it. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Berries and berries and cream Berries and cream I’m a little lad who loves Berries and cream. Are you wifi cause I found a connection. If our Titanic we’re sinking, I’d let you share my door. Three free fleas sneeze. I’m Jealous of your Heart.. Because its pounding inside you and I’m not. Patience you must have my young padawan. We’re no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I, A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of, You wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, Gotta make you understand, Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Let’s sew ourselves together… then we can hug each other forever. Dammit I put my chips back. I’m like a beaver with a broken Dam. My love for you stretches to the end of this poem and back. I will always consider you my schnookums cuddly wuddly bear. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! I like you a lot, almost as much as I like Cheese Its! You make me hot and sweaty when I think of you, spank spank. You are the pea in my pod. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? You are the Pepper to my Spray! You are the mud on my flaps. Money is no object. I love my job only when I’m on vacation. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print! Paint your wagon, and come along. Roses are red and so are my shoes. Have you got any grapes? Take me to the church on time. I think the cat got into the dryer. Why waste your time? You know you’re gonna be mine? I’m stuck to you like peanut butter on wonderbread. Are you a diamond because you’re shining. Your grandma will be my grandma. I want to spank the monkey, spank spank. If you love me, put your pants on! I love you, Jessica!
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Love Letter V
Dear Jessica
Captain Kangaroo that I am, I jump for your love like kangaroo on coffee. I want to carry you around my pouch and jump around out back, Like a kangaroo on crack. Want to jump in my pouch and go down under, spank spank. Money is no object. Money in the bank, shorty what ya drank. I like trains. My donut hole puckers hard on release I would shit in my pants. I want to spank ya all on the floor, spank that until you get sore. Words cannot espresso how much you bean for me. Chicken wing. My love is endless, like a bottomless cup of coffee. Money is no Object. Skeet Skeet, Love is like a prison pocket. Get on this horse, My horse is amazing. My heart burns for you like a six pack of beer. Jimmy Jimmy, whack me noodle, rub my belly, Love you dearly, Jessica
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