Episode 278 Livestream Recap
{278} Thursday, March 31, 2022
Ep. 278 3/31/2022
Barnacle
Nancy Wheeler vs. Jordan Luck(?)/Locke(?) Amazon. Refund for $499, AnyDesk used. “Could you speak up a little louder, so we can hear you?”. “I’ve always wanted to have different colored shoelaces.” – Nancy
Started to set up a transfer via Zelle.
Zelle recipient should be the manager, Octavia.
“Do you want to go get a cup of coffee or something? You know, wake up a little bit?”
“This might be a crazy idea, right? But what if you went onto your Amazon server and looked up my information and you looked for the charge that was under my account and maybe there’s like a little dropdown menu and you click on it and it says, like, refund or cancel order? That would be peaches and cream right there. You know what I mean? Like a whole bowl of peaches and then shoooooop [whipped cream spray hand motion] with maybe a cherry on top! Oh! Dig into that sundae!”
Nancy tells Jordan to try something else after telling him she knows he’s trying to transfer money from her account.
“You wish Amazon would give you that power, like they just took that away from you guys? You just have no way of being able to issue a refund from your end?”
‘Yes, ma’am.’
“When did they do that? When did they decide against that one?”
“Ma’am, after the COVID19 pandemic, everything goes digitally for –”
“Oh, because of social distancing? OK. That makes sense.”
‘Right.’
“They took that away, that’s right, because there would be human contact and then, yeah, so no more refunds.”
‘Right.’
“I understand. That makes perfect sense now.”
‘No, I think you are too sarcastic.’
He booped.
29min 11sec
Rinoa: This guy is an absolute barnacle, absolute barnacle-head.
New Delhi, Texas
Nancy Wheeler vs Mike Hudson of Amazon..
Password Assistance Code number requested.
Mike says it’s a security verification code but Nancy sees a note on the email saying that the customer service team will never ask for your password. Nancy doesn’t give him the code.
Mike says that her network/identity has been compromised. He claims that he can see a card that has been issued ending with 2417, says Amazon Credit Card with a credit limit of $7,000.
UltraViewer used.
‘Could you please repeat your voice you’re speaking with?’ – Mike
Nancy said she was visiting her mother-in-law in New Delhi, Texas just before September. Mike laughed and said,‘Nice one.’ He typed, ‘fuck off motherfucker’ on notepad and said ‘Thank you’ before booping Nancy.
After hanging up, he tried to open Nancy’s webcam. May have gone too far with ‘New Delhi’
19min 23sec
Horse breeding
James Nixon American Gaming Association – returning voicemail message, $3.5M winnings; $7,000 per week for life.
“I play Minecraft all the time. I know how to breed a horse.”
“I work for a tire company. We roll tires to test them, to see the durability of the tires. We roll them good distances down the road. I was on vacation, I was traveling, well, “work-related” traveling. We were testing a tire on the road and it made the distance. It went from Maine all the way to California. It took me a while to get there.”
James said he’d be in touch once they send out “necessary documentations.”
He booped.
8min 03sec
Ramen!
Anita Hardcock Calling to apply for a grant. vs no name
“Moneygram?” – scammer
“The money grant.” – Anita
Requested $100,000.
“I have a million-dollar idea business. Taking animals, like different types of animals that already exist and drawing them, but in different ways, like combining certain features and then marketing it into playing cards, video games, toys, merchandise and then these little animals will fight other animals that are similar. They’ll have different abilities and they will battle each other. Kids will really want to buy them because they have to capture them all, they have to catch them all. […] The idea is just to catch everything. Why do you gotta catch them all? You just have to, right? You just do it. You just get it together. Yeah. I was thinking about calling it Battle Bots or something,” – Anita
Registration fee is $500 to be paid via iTunes gift cards or BitCoin. Interest you will get like $110,000.
6 months to pay it back.
“My credit score is high. It’s a whole, whopping 3. Like, I have outstanding credit.” – Anita
But for three years to pay it back, it will be $150,000.
“Can I pay you the $500 fee in Ramen beef packs?” – Anita
“That is a good plan.” – scammer
“You gotta take the phone out from your throat.”
Name: Anita Hardcock, Address: 1515 Large Bush, NY
“Your occupation is talking rubbish.” – scammer
He booped.
27min 23sec
Speedrun?
Nancy vs. Amazon
Nancy
iPhone11 for $499
He booped.
1min 18sec
Sh-Ancy
Decided to make a call as “Sherry” but scammer immediately addressed “Nancy.”
“You talked to me yesterday. You don’t remember me?” – scammer
He booped.
36sec
Cats ordering door dash
Nancy vs. James Ryan, Amazon Prime
“The cat was playing baseball in the living room again and it broke the television, so I don’t know how to get the code off there.” – Nancy
“Ever since the cats learned how to use it, I stopped using a cell phone. They’ve been dialing, they’ve been ordering food and stuff with it. So, I went back to just a landline.” – Nancy
“I have a laptop and a desktop, both. One’s on top of the other, neither are above the fridge, though.” –Nancy
“Yeah, I can totally sit on top of [my desktop]. It’s like a little chair. I put a little cushion on top of it so I can sit on it.” – Nancy
He booped.
5min 25sec
Pee
Pee
TikTok video from Rinoa Poison
www.tiktok.com
American Woman! Stay away from me
Placed a call. A woman answered and said, “What the hell do you want?”
Rinoa tried to tell her that she just wanted to tell her to have a wonderful day, but the woman booped.
Was likely a spoofed number and the owner of the number had been getting unwanted calls.
IP Freely
Incoming call to Rinoa vs. Amy Amazon Customer Service (fabricated last name Meatball) a script-speedreading scammer saying that she had missed our call
iPhone mattress with acorn designs on it – $499.69
Order # 588763887
Order placed by Ron Anderson in Delaware.
Account has been logged on from Texas, California, Michigan, Russia, and China by hackers.
What is my IP?
“It says IP freely.”
Amy booped.
14min 17sec
Amy called back.
AnyDesk used. Reverse connection was unsuccessful.
“I have a warehouse full of Ramen with packs of beef, the little packages that come in the Ramen. I have a warehouse full of them, basically, like a metric ton of Ramen packs. I was wondering, the garbage man doesn’t take them anymore. I was wondering, do you, would you be interested in having them, like one friend to another?”
Amy tried to open the webcam.
“Maybe we could start a business where we just fly over people’s houses and drop beef packs on them.”
“I don’t know what your salary is now but I can match it in beef packs.”
“Do you like the song, Boulevard of Broken Scams?”
“I do have a cat. Do you want to hear my cat? They always come around whenever I play the guitar.”
Played a “song” on the guitar and Amy joined in with a weak “meatball” on cue.
We learned that Amy likes Justin Bieber.
FAKE CARD NUMBER: 74565 1234 9514 4466 CVV: 131
Card expires in July, 2056.
Amy booped.
56min 17sec
Tie my kangaroo down.
Nancy Wheeler vs. Catherine, Reservations.
Philadelphia to Australia
Depart March 28, 2023 or April 1, 2022 (tomorrow)
No return date
“Ever since I got my license, I’ve wanted to drive a kangaroo. It’s on my bucket list.” – Nancy
“I’m on a strict budget. Can we make this all happen under $5?” – Nancy
“Would it be possible or cheaper if I just sat in somebody’s lap? Like, it could be anyone. I’m not picky about that.” – Nancy
Catherine booped.
7min 17sec
Boiler room
Nancy Wheeler vs. (side) Alex Knight. Amazon
“I’m calling you from the boiler room downstairs. […] I’m calling you from the SS Stupid.” – Nancy
“Poseidon is pissed out there right now!” – Nancy
Side Alex gave up and booped.
8min 40sec
Called Side Alex back.
“Do you need any help with your TV activation?” – Side Alex
“Have you ever driven a scooter at mach 2?” – Nancy
“Sometimes, I like to collect tapeworms.” – Nancy
“I live in a boiler room and I have a pet spider, a tarantula.” – Nancy
“I kind of like to think of my tarantula as a spider that maybe, when I’m sleeping, sometimes it is almost like a were-spider, like it morphs into a human and then becomes like Spider-man and saves the day and then, by the time I wake up, it’s back in its cage, almost like nothing happened. You know what I mean? Tony, the tarantula.” – Nancy
Side Alex bailed.
14min 13sec
P is silent like the P in Shower
Jessica Wilson vs. (side) David, Amazon regarding an Amazon Fire phone.
AnyDesk used.
Password for AnyDesk: beautifulgeese
Reverse connection failed and they booped.
10min 3sec
Who is the sir?
Online PayPal Customer Service
“Sir”
Scammer booped when Rinoa returned the “sir” to her.
1min 12sec
Called her back. John answered.
“I have an email that says to ask for Catherine, Christine, or Jenny. Which one are you?”
He booped.
2min 48sec
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