Episode 281 Livestream Recap
{281} Wednesday, April 6, 2022
Humpday Ep.281 4/6/22
What’s wrong with Mayo n Peanut Butter?
Nancy Wheeler (1337dino@gmail) in San Francisco CA vs. Steven Amazon $322.99 order number AM6319268 iPhone ordered in NY.
“Do you like peanut butter and mayo like a sandwich?” – Nancy
“I’m sorry but I’m not authorized to share such details over this phone call. We’re not allowed to talk anything personal.” – Steven must not like mayo & peanut butter, booped at
10min 06sec
Gollum
Nancy Wheeler vs. James Thompson PayPal order for a MacBook Pro number ZX55344085355 $350 using join.zoho.com / AnyDesk thenTeamViewer (very confused fella)
Rinoa mad Notepad “Notes on the Scammer:
James Thompson – Helping with hacking though he seems a little confused about his job about the hackers.
Sounds cute, but kind of weird too.
Side notes – Desperately needs a cup of coffee.
Very rude…
James is really bad at his job and really confused…
Starting to really not like James…
Report James to his manager.”
Transferred to Jacob Will (sounds like garden gnome). He thinks her name is Shannon.
“Are you under Dracula’s control right now […] or like a gremlin?” – Nancy
“No, ma’am. We are PayPal customer service.” – Jacob
“I have a laptop, a blender, and a computer […] the blender has 5 speeds.”
“A Windows blender 5000. It’s got 5 speeds… [uncomfortably long pause] … It’s a Windows.” – Nancy
“Do you have any browser, ma’am, like Microsoft Edge or Google Chrome?” – Jacob
“Actually, I just had the construction team come in the other day and they took the jackhammer and they installed the browser into the computer. I just got it installed. It was kinda loud. I had to leave the house for a little while. I ended up just going out for dinner myself, just kinda leaving the area but, once they had, you know, the guy knocked a hole in the wall afterwards and they’re gonna come back and repair that in a couple days. But the browser is installed.” – Nancy
“You need to type over there, are you ready?” – Jacob
“I’m so ready for this. I’m just so ready. Are you ready?” – Nancy
“You’re like my little garden gnome and I love you for it.” – Nancy
“Sorry, Precious, ma’am. I’m so sorry for that.” – Jacob
Transferred to Mike William (“now I’m nervous”) in Washington DC – Seattle!!. Let’s hurry up, chop chop.
“I wasn’t trying to step on your toes and smack you in the head with a mallet or anything. That’s not what I was trying to do, know what I mean? Yeah, I would have stepped on your toes and punched you in the face. You know? I wouldn’t have hit you with a mallet.” – Nancy
Mike has been working there for 4 years. Located in Washington, DC, Seattle
“What are some fair play ball game questions to ask you?” – Nancy
“You can take a glass of water in the meanwhile I’m trying to help you.” – Mike
“Can you stay focused on the work? Can you stop asking me dumb questions?” – Nancy
“You are getting angry on me or what?” – Mike
“A little bit. I’m a little aggravated.” – Nancy
“Can you put it in overdrive or something? Can you work a little harder, you know, be proud of what you do for work? I’m just asking you to move a little faster. Switch it into 2nd gear. You know what I mean? Yeah, right now, you’re just in neutral.” – Nancy
“Im not in neutral.” – Mike
“Can you go faster in the clown car you call your office?” – Nancy
“Put me as the VIP of customer satisfaction right here.” – Nancy
“Chop, chop! Chop, chop! OK? Snap, snap, Mike! […] Just go to work, OK? Go get your job done. We’re done small talk right now. You’re getting to work, OK? [Whip crack]” – Nancy
“Yeah, I see the scan going on. I see the scan. What’s the scan doing? Mike, what’s the scam doing?” – Nancy
Boop to call back from a better phone
He called back.
“Mike, why are you such a disappointment to me, to everyone?” – Nancy
“I have both a pen and a paper but it’s in the form of an airplane, like a paper airplane. Does that matter? Like, I can write it on the wing of the plane?” – Nancy
Transferred to Robert Anderson ‘Is this your fake bank?’
59min 11sec
Cancel this unexplained odor…
Nancy Wheeler vs Brian Parker PayPal invoice number ZX5534085355 MacBook Pro.
“Obviously, I wasn’t aware of the odor until I got the odor in the email. Know what I mean? And it smelled. […] I was wondering if I could know more about the odor. I mean, it’s a stench that I’m not familiar with. It smelled. I received it in my inbox and it was quite potent. […] The odor was just, it was an oversmart odor. Potent. You know, strong. I was wondering if you could give me more information about that, about the odor.” – Nancy
He pretended he couldn’t hear her and then booped.
5min 42sec
Bad line, wut?
Nancy Wheeler vs. GeekSquad order number QDR418721828WE631962728 need a better line.
4min 15sec
I’m not really in California
Nancy Wheeler Bank of America starting balance Checking account $3,043.61, Savings $4,047.84 Credit card $9,033.39, Loan repayment $-5873.24 vs. Amazon – Brian Miller(Bovinder/Bulinder), Fraud Dept $322.99 AnyDesk didn’t work. I think you are recording this. UltraViewer used. Nancy booped 33min 38sec
He called back. They booped and called back. Fraudsters, & little foxes in the Zelle’ You’re ‘hold on the clown’.
I received an email which I believe is fraudulent. I was wondering if I could speak to the fraudulent team or the Frog Team 6 or something of that nature or if you could help me? Either way.” – Nancy
“You don’t need to understand that. You just need to open it.” – Brian
Downloaded and installed AnyDesk twice and it didn’t work.
“Are you making a joke on me?” – Nancy
Finally tried UltraViewer.
Had trouble getting the ID # and Nancy got frustrated and booped.
He called back.
Needed to grab his charger.
He booped.
He called back.
Close and reopen the Ultraviewer several times.
“Have you been drinking?” – Nancy
“Wow, you disgusting pig. Not even an ‘excuse me.’ You filthy animal. You’re a filthy animal, you know that?” – Nancy
Finally connected 50 minutes into the call.
F7 strikes again!!
Fraudsters!
“You could try smashing your head on the keyboard.” – Nancy
“Say please.” – Nancy
“Swiper, no swipe!” – Nancy
Attempted Zelle transfer.
“Your job is not to take my money from my account, though, boi!” – Nancy
“Whatcha doin’ in my Zelle?” – Nancy
“That was a good show.” – Nancy
Asked her to pray for him to find a job so he doesn’t need to steal money. “Please send me some money, I am really broke (in the Punjab). You wasted an hour of my time, that is worth something.”
Wished each other well and booped.
1hr 41min 26sec
Excuses
Nancy Wheeler vs. Eddie Barnes (Amazon) age 25 ‘I’m not doing well. Fatigue. Weather change. Fever.’
Order number THIS55SCAM738IS465DUMP/B ‘
“I got the joke.” – Eddie
Talked friend-to-friend.
Has a younger brother (completing studies) and a younger sister.
Is working to get money to start a business.
Discussed job opportunities. What other skills do you have? Excuses!
23min 15sec
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