Episode 292 Livestream Recap
{292} Tuesday, May 10, 2022
Ep.292 5/10/22 The day the blue car got an upgrade through the car wash
Nancy/Dhruv continued
Nancy Wheeler vs. Dhruv aka ‘Banana lover’ (The real Dhruv contacted us prior and said that his identity has been stolen.) He’s upset that he didn’t get any money from us.
Nancy is certain that she sent it to him.
‘You keep redeeming the money in your own account. Goodbye, have a nice day. Never call.’
(D)‘I can not get the voice of traffic’ Wanted two $500 Target cards.
He booped, we called him back
“With the help of the Zelle, I will take the money.” – Dhruv
[overtalking] “Yeah, the Google gift cards are white, yellow, red, green. Right? Blue, red, yellow, green. Right? It’s like a, and then there’s white on them. They’re white, blue, red, yellow, green. You know, it’s barely green but mostly just the other colors. You know what I mean? Yeah. But they have a different, it’s a very light yellow. It has a little bit of yellow on it, a little green on it, blue, red, kind of, oh yes. I’m listening to you. I’m always listening to you.” – Nancy
“Dhruv, do you like peanuts at all?” – Nancy
Dhruv told us to call him when we get to Target.
Dhruv booped.
8hr 37min 55sec
breaker fluid, brake fluid, blinker fluid?
Jessica vs Jesus OxCart / Oxfordcare? (extended car warranty) 2005-2007 Honda Edge (color blue) with 90,000 miles on the clock.
“Does that count for oil changes, breaker fluid, stuff like that?” – Nancy
He said he’d call back.
Jessica said she didn’t think he’d call back but he said he would.
Jesus booped.
6min 28sec
Nebraska! Ah come on…
Jessica Wilson DofB 10/13/72 13 Chain St, Winter Park, FL 32789 / Chase Bank vs. Mike Williams PayPal email jessicaevilbunny69@gmail.com. Last 4 digits of Chase Mastercard debit card 9777 (08/25 CVV 983)
Refund amount $349.99, invoice number 17846258643. using FastSupport. PayPal account has been accessed from Nebraska, Georgia, California. Hackers!
(N) ‘Who lives in Nebraska?’
Norton Security AntiVirus software was mentioned.
Security code: LSOP Burrrp (mouth fart)
Online hackers stole her personal information and are placing this order without her knowledge.
“I don’t want your scan on my computer.” – Jessica
“Remove the scam right now!” – Jessica
We booped because Chase Bank isn’t working. Called Mike Williams back.
John answered and transferred us to Mike.
Mike burped and Jessica called him out on it.
Mike booped.
Called Mike Williams back. Alex Wade answered.
Showed Alex what happens when she searched sasssupport.com as soon as he was connected to her computer.
Alex booped.
29min 36sec
Trying to call Dhruv back
Tried to call Dhruv but he’s not answering. He sent a text telling us to give him the card number and access code. We texted him back, saying “call me.”
Keep on calling, keep on trying
Norton unknown call center worker, refund amount $231.00 – Invoice number MFE20220510KZ
He said he would cancel it from his end.
He booped.
1min 02sec
You sound familiar?
PayPal – Alex Wade vs Jessica Best Buy purchase. Refund amount $649.80 – Cryptocurrency
Transaction ID number 3UI8UR328R39R28UR3
Suspicious activity of online hackers!
“I have sensitive information on my computer.” – Jessica
This is the Alex we talked to earlier with a different number. He recognized us. Oops!
Alex booped. Said he was going to block the number but he didn’t.
4min 57sec
We called back. Alex hung up on us. The cheek!
dark side
Microsoft Customer Support – Beth Morris
“Yes, it’s a work personal computer.” – Nancy
“Could you call me back on the light side of the moon? You’re currently on the dark side of the moon and I can’t hear you.” – Nancy
Beth booped. She didn’t call back.
1min 41sec
Did you hear the news…
Dhruv / Banana Lover called us!
[overtalking] “I don’t know. I don’t know what happened to the Queen. I heard some news about the Queen. You didn’t heard that? I heard that. Something happened. I don’t know. I don’t know. I needed to know. I was looking around what happened. Something about buffering. Something about the frame rate. It was about the buffering and the frame rate that was dropping. Everybody was in an uproar. The whole civilization was angry about it. They were all furious. Nobody even had ice cream. Everyone grabbed their pitchforks and their fires and they marched into town. It was crazy. They were not happy with the frame rate. They wanted to watch Dhruv and they couldn’t. They were angry about it because of the frame rate. That was because the internet was going in and out. I was telling you a story. While I’m scratching it, I’ll keep telling you the story. Everyone was in a pretty big uproar. They had their pitchforks and their fires. Right? They were gonna head to the cable company. Everyone was pretty convinced it was them, it was either, we haven’t narrowed it down, but we’re pretty sure it’s either the application that’s running on the computer or the cable company itself. But one of them is royally screwing over the townspeople and they are not very happy about it. They really do not like the buffering. It’s one of the most frustrating things. They’re trying to listen to the conversation, they’re trying to understand what’s happening. The story is taking place and they don’t like when the story is, yeah, there is a huge guillotine in town. They are, it’s a mob. It’s a mob, honestly. It’s hard to even, somebody, somebody is, they’re out for blood. It’s vicious. It’s kinda like if they were looking for Dracula. Right? Or some kind of monster. Right? They’re thirsty. They want blood. They want no buffering. It’s anarchy out there. They’re chanting, ‘We want it all! We want it now! We want it all! We want it now! We want it all! We want it now!’ That’s what they’re saying. Right? There’s no cards in this story. Mothman, he’s not relevant to the story but I just thought I’d bring it up. Just to let you know, if you were thinking about him, he’s not relevant in the story. But he rented a hotel in South Miami. He wanted a vacation and he just really wasn’t feelin’ it. So, he ended up renting off the beach of Miami, over in that area. I think he was a little late for spring break or something. But he kinda figured he was gonna make up for it by heading there in the summer. So, that’s where Mothman went. But he’s not related to the story. That’s for another time. He’s not related to this. We’re talking about buffering right now.” – Nancy
Nancy got 2 cards for $5 each instead of $500 each.
Dhruv said to go back to the store.
Wants to transfer us to a technician but we want to talk to Dhruv. But then, Nancy decides she wants to tell the technician her story.
Dhruv put us on hold.
We booped.
8hr 48min 30sec
The latency/frame rate/buffering
Will be fixed by Monday.
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