Episode 295 Livestream Recap
{295} Monday, May 16, 2022
Ep.295 5/16/22 – Monday early stream
Short and sweet
Jessica Wilson (bunny69@gmail) vs Jasper
(J) Which is better, McCafe, or McAfee?)
Will it get rid of pug, and plunger ads as well? Charging $199 for one year’s protection. transferred to Jeffrey, he’s sending email/invoice.
41min 44sec
Headache doesn’t stop the shouting
Banana lover Dhruv texted “Good morning. Call me now.”
(cont.) Nancy 13 Maple St. 94118 vs Dhruv who has a headache. Chase Bank beginning balance Checking $53,255.36.
AnyDesk was used. Reverse connection failed.
Dhruv has a headache and a fever. He’s lying down on his desk.
Nancy suggested tree bark would help the headache.
Dhruv tells Nancy to get Target gift cards or transfer money via Zelle.
Nancy offers to send it to him in a box for his birthday on July 4th.
“You didn’t get a single penny. Right?” – Nancy
“The Zelle doesn’t work.” – Nancy
Dhruv doesn’t want Burger King cards.
“Yeah, Paycheck! And you’re my Fartbomb!” – Nancy
“I got a headache once from gnawing on pebbles. Is that what you were doing?” – Nancy
“It’s 96 miles an hour on that download speed now. […] It’s going fast. It’s blazing. It’s leaving a fire trail behind it right now. It’s going so fast. It’s crazy. This is good stuff. This is good stuff. I think we’ll be there by next Tuesday.” – Nancy
“If you have a headache, have you ever tried the tomato recipe for getting rid of a headache? So, what you do is, you take the tomato and you basically smash it with a meat tenderizer. I mean, like, go to town on it. With the meat tenderizer, you basically wanna go to town on it. You wanna get that tomato, place it on a cutting board, and just get the meat tenderizer. Just beat it like it’s your meat. Get it nice and tenderized. Once the tomato is really tenderized, that’s when you want to put little bits and pieces in your ear. The acids in the tomato will pull the headache out of your head into the tomato and you just clean them out later. You just get in there and the headache leaves with the tomato.” – Nancy
“Will you give me the number, asshole?” – Dhruv
“Why you disconnected? Are you stupid?” – Dhruv
“I see the scam protection here. Protect yourself.” – Nancy
“Close your Google Chrome, mf-er! Just close it!” – Dhruv
‘Don’t ever call back on this number again!’ Dhruv is creating a email account. Nancydinonugget at gmail,com
Password: myfartbomb On the Target site, Nancy is trying to apply the discounts.
(D)‘You always waste my time!’ ‘Go F’ yourself’
“Remember, we tried it with the pigeon server. It flapped its wings and didn’t get there.” – Nancy
Dhruv tries to buy Target gift cards. Nancy makes it difficult.
Nancy said she already had two poochie cards but he doesn’t want to wait for her to find them.
“Fucker lady! Fucker lady! Why you did that? Asshole!” – Dhruv
“You’re very motherfucker!” – Dhruv
“I didn’t touch the mouse!” – Nancy
“But in future, you will touch it.” – Dhruv
“Relieve your mouse, asshole lady!” – Dhruv
“You’re a very big motherfucker.” – Dhruv
“Let me ask you this, then. You just want me to not touch the mouse whatsoever. Right?” – Nancy
Dhruv thinks Nancy bought a Target gift card.
“Were you just in the potty?” – Nancy
“You are very asshole.” – Dhruv
“I am bagging on you. Don’t do that!” – Dhruv
Nancy redeemed a $500 gift card.
Nancy signed out of the Target account, which Dhruv wasn’t happy about.
“I am saying, ‘Fuck yourself!’” – Dhruv
“It’s open. It’s pretty open right now. It’s the most open.” – Nancy
He thought Nancy disconnected the computer.
The internet is slow on his side.
“Go fuck yourself! Again, you are doing shit things!” – Dhruv
“It’s for your birthday! Happy Birthday, Dhruv! Are those llamas?” – Nancy
“That’s not my birthday, you asshole!” – Dhruv
Nancy tried to send Dhruv another $1.50 for his birthday, which he didn’t appreciate.
Alex Martin, assistant manager, answered when we called back
Dhruv says he has his account number for Nancy to send money on Chase.
Nancy sent him $1.50 to arrive on his birthday via Zelle.
“Who’s the birthday boy? Dhruv!!” – Nancy
Alex Martin (assist. manager) says he’s in Woodridge, New Mexico.
Transferred to Dhruv. Dhruv using Zelle has received a dollar fifty cents. Alex Martin has a ‘humble request’. Blocking Nancy’s number now. Dhruv called back. (N) Have you ever had Alpo? (pet food), (D) Oh I love gravy.
“What happened, Fartbomb? I don’t understand.” – Nancy
“Are you fully mad?” – Dhruv
“I feel like we’ve been together long enough that you should know how to spell my last name.”- Nancy
“I don’t use Spacebook at all. No. I stopped using Spacebook after they launched the comment. They named it Fred or something. I just thought they, yeah, down with Spacebook.” – Nancy
“I can do that, Fartbomb. I’m your Paycheck. Remember?” – Nancy
“I can send you $10,000 in Alpo.” – Nancy
Heading to the bank in the blue car!
“I’ll just tell them, ‘I’m withdrawing the money for my boyfriend. I’m his paycheck.’” – Nancy
Dhruv is sending her an address for Fed-Ex. Transferred to Alex Martin, he wants $10K. If Nancy sends $10,000 via FedEx, Dhruv will fly to visit Nancy.
Sending him a pic of dollars off stream and will call him back tomorrow.
We think he blocked us.
11hr 43min 30sec
“He finally, finally had enough. True blockage. He needs a plunger for all that blockage.” – Rinoa
We considered calling Dhruv back from another number in a few days with an accent or a new character and the computer will be dressed up differently
We learned that the green screen is actually composed of several people in green bodysuits who are carefully positioned to be a perfect background.
Classified scambaiter
Called someone who texted initially ages ago.
“My name is Classified. You will never catch me doxxing myself.” – Classified
“Is this Spiderman?” – Margaret
“Is this Shannon in Mississippi?” – Classified
“I’m Spiderman but I do whatever a spider can.” – Classified
“You’re just a pizza delivery boy, though.” – Margaret
Obviously another scambaiter. Said his number had been spoofed.
More mystery
No mention of his name or the “business” he worked for
“I have the wrestling number.” – Nancy
Have to fill out the refund form, then go to the Target and get the $500 gift card.
“We’ve gotta set ourselves all up for that. Right?” – Nancy
Nancy told him she has two Target gift cards at $500 each.
Gave him the numbers and access codes.
1st card 041 613 107 479 504 access 46500502
2nd card 041 889 768 733 228 access 92110667
“Where are you stuck at, bud?” – Nancy
“Are you being oversmart right now?” – Nancy
“We can get through this together, hand in hand.” – Nancy
He booped.
5min 05sec
What is the difference?
Jessica Wilson Jessicabunny69 @ gmai.com vs McAfee – Jasper / Casper / Jeffrey
Supportlock and Rescue was used to connect to the computer.
The McAfee has already been removed.
‘VPNs are used for hacking’
“Why you are using this computer without any security?” – Jasper
“What kind of cookies are we talking about here? What does it mean? Are we talking about an American cookie or are we talking a British cookie here?” – Jessica
“Kinda like how everyone has their own unique scent? Similar to how dogs smell each other? Like a different identifier? I understand. Just like dogs sniffing each other. It’s basically like the computers sniffing.” – Jessica
“Your computer is infected. You must have to protect it.” – Jasper
“Which one’s better, McAfee or MacAfee?” – Jessica
“Is this gonna affect the targeted ads that I receive on my computer? Because I kind of like some of those. There is one that keeps offering me dog biscuits and I don’t own a dog.” – Jessica
“It’s like a targeted ad that missed its target.” – Jessica
$199 for the service
“It’s a notepad. It’s not a secure website.” – Jessica
“Does this protect against the old, mighty air biscuits on the computer?” – Jessica
“Could I send you cash? A check? Western Union? Bank transfer? I can pay in gil. I have gil. I have a couple, I was fighting off a couple monsters and I grabbed some loose gil off of the monster. I could definitely pay with that. I have a lot of extra. Simoleans?” – Jessica
“Is this Jeffrey?” – Jessica
He tried to log into her PayPal account after she said she didn’t have one.
We booped.
41min 44sec
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