Episode 297 Livestream Recap
{297} Wednesday, May 18, 2022
Hump day Ep 297 05/18/2022
Not educated, huh?
Margaret (has a cat named Mrs. Whiskers) vs Peter Jackson, order number 95277HUY480011532, said the billing team would call us back and booped.
Billing team called us back – Brad Wilson Refund ID number Amazon2122
Refund amount $1,795, cancelation ID number 76340-FR62838
Transferred to banking officer / refund officer – Jason
Could barely hear Jason. He’ll call back from a better line.
Jason booped.
“I was quick, though. I was quick. I was like the Wile E. Coyote. I went there real fast. Must have missed it by the roadrunner. Beep, beep.” – Margaret
Starting balances:
Checking $53,278.22
Advanced $10,594.35
Credit card $-276.23
“What’s going on? Is the transfer done? I’ve already made a cup of coffee, had a bagel, watched some television, and came back and the screen’s still black. Would you tell me what’s going on?” – Margaret
“Nothingness, emptiness around, a dark void, a black screen, like a black hole. You know? Light goes in but it doesn’t come out. Nothing escapes the black hole. Time begins to slow down around you as you approach it.” – Margaret
“It slows down as you approach the black hole. As the world continues to pass you by, everyone you knew and loved is gone as time continues to slow down as you approach the darkness of the black hole that’s on the screen. The blackness. The screen of the void.” – Margaret
“Do you like to read books?” – Margaret
“No, I’m not a big fan of reading books.” – Jason
“Oh, OK. Not educated.” – Margaret
Jason bailed and booped.
47min 30sec
missing email
BestBuy Geek Squad – Christian / Chris Fernandez
Couldn’t find the email they sent.
Chris bailed and booped.
2min 16sec
Eddie Brock is an adult movie star
Margaret Rosebud Zip code 34141 vs Eddie Brock GeekSquad order number 2208510.
Antivirus software, Cancelation
“I don’t remember paying for any 360 anything. I don’t remember turning around.” – Margaret
Eddie bailed and booped.
Called the same number back as Jessica Wilson and got GeekSquad 360 protection – Roger Williams
Refund amount $385.99 – Invoice number 2208510. Supremo was used.
Transferred to Alan Wrench who transferred to accounts department – Alex – senior financial manager on the floor – employee ID number 52367169
Refund number 2334209 “Accidental” refund amount $50,000
Starting balances:
Checking $53,278.22
Savings $10,594.35
Credit card $-276.23
“Just sit back. Relax.” – Alex
Accounting department will call us back in a minute.
We booped.
Alan Smith called us back
“I think your guitar is not plugged into the amp all the way. Your 5.1 jack isn’t plugged in all the way. Yeah, the 3.5mm jack isn’t plugged in all the way.” – Jessica
He’ll call us back on a better line.
Alan called us back but there was still a buzzing.
“It’s messing with my good vibes. You know what I mean?” – Jessica
We booped.
Alan called us back.
“You speak a lot.” – Alan
“Like I said, the monitor’s just broken. I don’t know what’s going on with it. The light’s on. I turned it on and off and the light turned off and turned on. The light went off. And the monitor is still black. I’m not sure. It looks like it’s turning on but it still kinda looks off to me. It almost looks like it’s trying to turn on or something. Like you can tell when it’s off, off. You know, like when the screen is completely black and off and it looks like it’s turning on but it’s not displaying any, you know what I mean? If that makes sense, I don’t really know, but I’m just trying to explain it the best that I can in terms of how I would, I think it’s kinda, yeah, not working right now.” – Jessica
Jessica got connected to the World Bank.
“Is it the World Bank of America or just the World Bank of Earth itself? […] So, the entire world? Like everybody banks? Like this is the bank that banks report to? Like when I go to bank at my bank, Chase, they report to the World Bank when they need money, like the bank goes to that bank? Whoa. Bank inception, that’s crazy. That’s really, really cool. So, this is a very powerful bank. The World Bank. I like it.” – Jessica
F7 strikes again but he knew how to get out of it.
Refund amount is now $492.99 because of taxes and stuff.
F7 strikes again!
‘Chicken’ account is now $103,278.22
“If you were the careful, it won’t be done.” – Alan
Alan booped.
Alan called back.
“I need everything from you. I need every other single thing.” – Alan
[overtalking] “Is it possible to, I don’t know, call my bank or is there a way to cancel? I can call them if you want me to, and try to figure out, yeah, I’m just asking if you want me to try to figure out, to call my bank and ask them, maybe reversing the charge. This way, I don’t know, I don’t wanna go to jail or anything. This is a lot of money, it’s a grand, it’s a lot, is that a ‘yes’ on calling the bank? I can definitely give them a call. It’s probably, I could probably get them before they close. They close in like fifteen minutes. I could probably give them a call quick and ask them about my account and ask if they can reverse the charge on the account. Is that possible? Do you want me to do that? I need to know now ‘cause it’s only got fifteen minutes before it closes. I know, but it closes in fifteen minutes, so it’s gotta be a yes or no right now. If we don’t call them, I’m gonna be stuck with the money for more than 24 hours and that would be really bad.” – Jessica
“I know a person there. They can probably get this changed over in like a snippity-snap, reverse the clap!” – Jessica
“If I hung up the line, there is a police coming to your house.” – Alan
“No!! I don’t wanna go behind the bars!” – Jessica
“Oh my god, your voice is so earpiercing, annoying, you make me wanna take railroad spikes and stab them in my ears.” – Rinoa, imaging what scammers would say
“We’re gonna be stuck in a pickle jar in a second. You know what I mean? There’s gonna be no way to escape it. There’s gonna be no air in that pickle jar ‘cause nobody poked holes for us to breathe. You and I are in the pickle jar together. We’re just large pickles swimming through a sea of pickles right now. What are we supposed to do to get outta there? We’re gonna pickle in there. You know?” – Jessica
“I know you know everything. Is that hard sometimes, when you know each and everything, it must be boring. Right? Like the world, known, nothing to discover? Gotta be rough. I was just thinking about those that would be, knowledge would exceed their brain. You know what I mean? And if you have so much of it that there’s nothing to discover, there’d be no mystery. You know? Everything’s of the known in the universe. And that’s kinda, that would be to me, I don’t know how I would deal with it.” – Jessica
Alex says to go to Target.
“This is the everything phone.” – Jessica
[overtalking] “Well, I’m not supposed to tell anybody the password. I was told never to share that information with anyone. You know? It’s supposed to be top secret, so it’s kind of like the vault. We talked about the vault earlier, like the World Bank is locked in there.” – Jessica
Alex says Jessica needs to go to Target.
Rinoa disconnected the VM.
Alex wasn’t on the phone when we got back to him. Dead line.
Alex called back.
“It’s 13 now, still my favorite number.” – Jessica
“You’ve done everything wrong. I don’t know how you screwed this up this bad.” – Jessica
“I like to keep all my passwords in my noodle, my friend.” – Jessica
“Just type the password. I don’t know anything.” – Alex
“Are you get dressed?” – Alex
“He likes this game. He likes this game. It’s fun for him.” – Rinoa
We got into the blue car and drove to the Target.
“When you get in the car, do you beep the horn several times to make sure you’re in the car?” – Jessica
Alex tried to purchase XBox cards from Amazon but Rinoa cut the connection.
“Has your truck ever been to the south border of Texas?” – Jessica
Alex played Punjabi music for Jessica.
He told Jessica to buy six Target gift cards for $500 each.
We booped.
1hr 42min 30sec
Called Dhruv (didn’t answer)
We’re NOT blocked and the time remains at 14hrs 16min 29sec
Alan locked Jessica’s computer!
Alex texted to say ‘How many cards do you have?
Synergy Finance – whoosh
Sherry vs Synergy Finance
Booped
23sec
Where IS the info?
Jessica Wilson vs John (Norton) AnyDesk was used.
John couldn’t find Jessica’s info, so he said he’d escalate the call.
John booped.
9min 20sec
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