Episode 298 Livestream Recap
{298} Thursday, May 19, 2022
EPISODE 298 5/19/22 last Thursday
Will we get a long call?
Jessica Wilson Chase bank starting balance Checking $53,278.22 Savings $29,356.22 vs GeekSquad Katherine number GK826416935 $329.99 / $349.99 using Supremo.
Speakerphone!!
“There’s only one place for this train to go and that’s straight to Scamville. Toot-toot! There’s a fork in the road and it either goes to Scamtown or it goes straight to Doofusville. Right? I think it’s going straight to Doofusville.” – Rinoa
Transferred to Sam Martin – Finance Supervisor on the floor who tried Zelle transfer
Jessica caught them and booped.
21min 37sec
The weather is hot, honey
Margaret Rosebud (married, husband loves the pool) living in Florida Chase Bank starting balance Checking $53,278.22, Savings $10,594.35 vs Manager Eric Simpson Amazon password = apple1234 odd (cont.) call from yesterday.
“Love the sound of that buzzing. Mmm. I love me some bees in the morning. You know what I mean? Mmm. Buzz, buzz.” – Margaret
“There’s a lot of interference happening in the background there. It sounds like bees attacking you or something. A buzzing sound, like a swarm of them. You know? They’re everywhere.” – Margaret
“You act like I have a transcript of what happened yesterday. I don’t know. I was off my meds.” – Margaret
“Have you ever been to Florida, dear? It’s always hot and muggy here. It rains for about a split second and then the sun comes out and it starts beating on you. You take a shower. You get out of the shower. You feel like you haven’t even showered. You feel disgusting. It’s nice and sunny here, like it always is. It rains for about three seconds and then it’s back to being sunny. It’s disgusting but it’s a nice location. We have a swimming pool in the backyard and that’s kind of where my husband likes, that’s his baby, basically. I swear, if he could marry that pool, that’s what he’d do. He takes good care of it. There was once a crocodile in there, though. A little baby one, we had to call the fire department. They had to come out and get it out of the yard. Not to be confused with the gator, it was in the pool. It was taking a bath. I don’t know if they like the chlorine. I don’t know if that’s good for them.” – Margaret
We booped.
57min 43sec
Wa(r)sher
Sherry $385 for a washer. Fraudulent purchase of a washing machine (warsher)
“Just restart your computer”
“Can you please give me a clear sentence? I don’t understand.” – French scammer
“It was on the email sent by carrier pigeon.” – Sherry
RINOA: “Email sent via sky (s)carrier pigeon. Comin’ in hot. Tsh.”
“This is carrier pigeon. Over. Comin’ in, comin’ in hot. We’re coming in with that email.”
“Carrier pigeon, we’re having some weather. It’s looking a little cloudy, a little ice on the runway there. You sure you wanna come in?”
“I think I’m good to go. Over and out. MAJOR TOM!!”
French scammer bailed and booped.
6min 44sec
-whoosh-
Sherry vs GeekSquad360/Best Buy.
Refund amount $385.99
He bailed and booped.
57sec
Received text that said, “Calling you back in 5 minutes.”
Scamazon
Jessica vs Amazon ID number 6295826416935 $750 iPhone Amazon
Order # 6295826416935
Woman couldn’t hear/understand the order number. A man came on the line, got snippy, then booped.
2min 24sec
Rush to Zelle
Jessica Wilson Chase Bank starting balance Checking account $1,247.23 Savings $7,563.58 vs Alex (Norton) $399.99 case ID number 2208510 using Deskback.xyz then transferred to Ryan Davis (‘since six years’) ID number 7862946123 ‘Did I tell you to shut down the computer!’
Best Buy is now Norton partner for payment. Third time restarting computer, he’s a little angry. He transferred all the money in the bank to Hong Kong.
53min 22sec
Jesus steals
Jessica Wilson Chase Bank starting balance Checking account $1,247.22 Savings $7,563.22 vs Jason/Jake Wilson Employee number AMZ805065 GeekSquad order number GK2208510 $329.99 using AnyDesk. (Rinoa’s character reads the the ‘protect yourself from scammers’ warning) Jake was patient, but tapped out, transferred to Sam who went straight to bank and attempted to transfer money using Zelle..
‘Jesus is the one trying to steal from you’.
$998 was Zelle’d, Jessica denied the text message. I want to keep that cookie.
“Tap on Jesus!” – Sam
[overtalking] “That’s stupid. Why would it take the money out and then put it back in with double the money? That makes no sense. Does that make sense to you? That don’t make sense to me. That don’t make any sense to me. If you were like, ‘Hey, if you give me that cookie, I will give you two cookies,’ that don’t make sense. That don’t make sense. That sounds like highway robbery there. Yeah, I know, but think about it. If you had a cookie in your hand and I said, ‘Hand me that cookie,’ and you were like, ‘No, I don’t wanna hand you that cookie,’ and I was like, ‘You’ll get two cookies if you hand me that cookie.’ I’m probably just gonna eat the cookie as soon as you hand me the cookie.” – Jessica
Jessica wouldn’t let Sam transfer money out of her account. We booped.
43min 31sec
Silent beginnings
Jessica Wilson Chase Bank Checking $1247.23, Savings $7,563.58 vs Norton – Alex
Account Manager will call us right back.
We booped on his face.
6min 53sec
Ryan Davis, Senior Manager of Refund Department, called us back.
Job ID# 7862946123
Refund amount $385.99 + tax, etc ($399.99)
Norton is partnered with Best Buy for this refund.
“Did I told you to shut it down?” – Ryan
“Are you working with the Better Business Bureau?” – Jessica
“Do you ever use a plunger?” – Jessica
“Yes.” – Ryan
“Is that why it’s updating?” – Jessica
“Yes.” – Ryan
Computer “froze,” so Jessica restarted it.
Computer updated as soon as Jessica logged back into her bank account, so she restarted it.
Computer updated as soon as it was rebooted, so she restarted it.
Ryan changed Jessica’s bank balances to $0.
Ryan donated all of Jessica’s money to a Hong Kong donations account.
“Why would you do that? Are you stupid?” – Jessica
“Why would you donate my money? That’s my money. You don’t have control over my money. Are you insane? Have you lost your mind? Are you a complete idiot? You must not have a single brain cell up there.” – Jessica
“I don’t wanna talk to you. Put anyone else on the phone right now. Anyone. Anyone. Put the chipmunk outside on the phone. I don’t care. Just, I wanna talk to somebody else.” – Jessica
“Sir, sir, I want you to go away.” – Jessica
“Are you crying now?” – Ryan
Ryan “returned” Jessica’s money to her accounts and then started a Zelle transfer. Jessica didn’t like that, so she shut down the computer. Ryan claims he took all her money from her accounts again in retaliation for shutting down the computer.
Ryan booped.
53min 22sec
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