Episode 301 Livestream Recap
{301} Wednesday, May 25, 2022
Ep 301
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Ep.301 5/25/22 (cont.) Jessica & son vs Weiner (Joe Willy) 041 349 967 966 420 46810510 / 041 940 131 845 142 22710266, now wrapping $9.000 in tinfoil, and getting a box. Hacker from yesterday was Dill Doe. Changed his mind to money orders instead. Learning the boot scoot yoga move. Putting into envelope, texting the address, address was flagged, (mother is in trouble in Texas) now getting another 10K, couldn’t get the money for a Dino egg. Now wants credit card number for $11 to unlock computer. Now calling Mr. Dill Doe for the password.
“How has your weekend been?” – Jessica
“It was not good.” – Harder
“Why is that?” – Jessica
“My girlfriend left me.” – Harder
“Oh. Oh. I’m sorry to hear that. I’m really sorry to hear that.” – Jessica
“It’s fine. Thank you. No problem.” – Harder
“It’s OK. Look at it this way. There are a lot of fish in the sea. OK? You’ll find somebody else that appreciates and loves you for who you are.” – Jessica
“I don’t know what happened. She just, I don’t wanna talk about it.” – Harder
“It’s OK. I get it. Cheer up, though. It’ll get better. It’ll get better.” – Jessica
“I caught her with someone.” – Harder
“Then, she wasn’t worth your time. She wasn’t worth your time.” – Jessica
“No, no, no. It was not like I caught her with someone cheating on me. I caught her with someone, like she was doing double-dating. So, let it be.” – Harder
7hrs 39min 34sec
Weiner
Joe Williams / Willy / Weiner / Wilson called us back.
Refund amount is now $665.56 for some reason.
“He said my peepee address was leaking.” – Jessica
“Is it because they wear the mask that you can’t see them?” – Jessica
“John Cena is anonymous. You know what I mean? Because you can’t see him. Right? That’s what you’re saying?” – Jessica
“John Cena is not anomonus. John Cena, everybody knows.” – Willy
“Well, he is when he waves his hand in front of his face. He’s completely anonymous because he’s invisible. That’s a fact. That’s a fact.” – Jessica
“Exactly. And then we’ll be like, could you enhance the photo? Enhance the photo. Enhance the photo, please. And then face recognition, you know, hologram screen, satellite, intuition, whatever you need. Get the hacker on there. You know?” – Jessica
Used Secure Contain Protect software! Very advanced, high level stuff.
“Yeah, I told everyone to get out.” – Jessica
“I think the hackers shut me down. They shut me down, sir. The hackers, they blocked out the screen. They’re onto us right now. They know what we’re doing right now. They’re onto us. I can’t see the screen anymore.” – Jessica
[overtalking] “Uh Oh. They’re attacking with the rats! They were quiet. They got our system. They’re connecting. Shut it down? Should we shut down? They’re connecting to us. Oh my god, the rats are coming in! Shut it down? Shut it down? OK. I can’t even. OK. They’re connecting.” – Jessica
“It almost looks like the universe coming together. Like maybe the start of the Big Bang. You know? Where everything is, all the particles are coming in on each other. You know what I mean? Before the big pfffft. Before the big fart.” – Jessica
“I know how they do this in the movies. You should be able to do this.” – Jessica
“Ma’am, your life is not a movie. OK? Everything doesn’t work like the movies. Alright? Movies are different and you’re living in your real life here.” – Willy
“How much information do we have of the reverse makeup, the reverse matrix lookup, reverse hacker matrix scan search?” – Jessica
[overtalking] “Is this kinda like the witness protection program? Is that what you’re, so I have to run away? I have to get, OK. I understand. I get it. So, I need to get out of town is what you’re saying. I need to take that money and run is what you’re saying, to get, kinda cover my tracks, the hacker’s on me. I need to, is that what you’re saying? OK. What are you saying? Like a witness protection program, right?” – Jessica
Officer Teerit / Mr. T is in Thailand.
“Do we have a sketch artist? I could probably point him out in a lineup if you wanted me to.” – Jessica, referring to the hacker
Willy went silent.
We booped.
1hr 27min 29sec
Willy typed “Are you there? Reply – “ but Jessica couldn’t use her keyboard because he had locked it..
Willy called back.
Jessica thinks the hackers have taken full control of her computer, so she restarts it.
“You think the hackers are gonna be aware we’re doing this, that we’re coordinating the opening of the TeamViewer? Do you think they’re gonna try to sneak attack us? They’re trying to sabotage the operation of open TeamViewer? OK. I’m opening TeamViewer now. I wasn’t sure if you thought maybe they were gonna try to sabotage Operation Open TeamViewer.” – Jessica
“I met my cat like it was a movie. It was like a romantic comedy. We were meant to be together. My cat came into my life and I needed him at that moment. It was kinda funny because they had the boom-booms. You could have wrote that into a novel. You know what I mean? It could work. I think it could work.” – Jessica
We booped on his face so we could call the bank.
Willy called back.
Jessica signed into her bank account, then the screen disappeared, so she shut down the computer again.
“As soon as I signed into my bank account, they took full control.” – Jessica
“Can you please keep shut, ma’am? Can you please keep shut?” – Willy
“I could tell them I’m getting a mask so that I can be anonymous online.” – Jessica
“Because the hacker could be in the bank, is what you’re saying. It could be Zelda. It could be Zelda. It could be Zelda. Right? Do you think it could be Zelda?” – Jessica
We got in the blue car to head to the bank.
“If Zelda is behind it all, do you think he’d become a legend? The Legendary Hacker of the Bank of Chase, the Legendary Legend of Zelda? What a legend!” – Jessica
“You’re dating somebody. Right? Do you think it’s OK if they wear boxers or briefs? If you start dating somebody and say, if they wear boxers or they wear briefs, what do you think is more important?” – Jessica
“I don’t think I should discuss these things with you.” – Willy
We got the cash.
“I also saw Zelda, too. I think it might be them. I think it might be them. He looked a little, he doesn’t speak much. You know? He only says one-syllable words.” – Jessica
“It’s my money and I told him I need it now.” – Jessica
Willy wanted Jessica to send the money via BitCoin ATM.
“The BitCoin scares me. It’s digital currency. All my money is in a bank, displayed on a computer screen. Not digital.” – Jessica
“It doesn’t smash like that. No, no, no, no. My old phone used to smash but this phone doesn’t smash. It’s a pass. It’s not a smash.” – Jessica
“You get it? It’s a rough ruff phone. You know what I mean? It’s pretty funny. It’s hilarious, right?” – Jessica
“There ya go! You’ve operated a phone successfully! Welcome!” – Jessica
“You said something was eel eagle. What did you mean by that?” – Jessica
“I’m reaching home. I’m just entering the orange zone right now and I’m not a happy camper right now. OK? I don’t like the orange zone. Heading right into dangerous territory. Right? You have to entertain me.” – Jessica
Call was disconnected.
Willy called us back.
“Have you ever heard in your life the McAfee is asking you to buy a target card?” – Willy
“No, they were the Target cards but they were the super-secure server cards.” – Jessica
“Ma’am, those were gift cards.” – Willy
“That’s what their street name is, is what he said.” – Jessica
Rinoa connects her computer to Jessica’s computer and acts as a hacker.
“Just fuck money. Alright?” –Willy
Rinoa says he booped. I don’t believe her.
“Well, I think that’s a good place to wrap it up!” – Rinoa, trying to get blonde hair
“You’re killing me. You’re killing me. You know that? You’re killing me right now.” – Jessica
“Joe Weiner?” – Jessica
“Yes.” – Weiner
Stream dropped to restart the VPN and reset the time zone and came back.
Weiner says to go to CVS, Walgreens, Lowe’s, Walmart and get 10 gift cards of $500 each.
We need the cards to set a trap for the hackers.
To the blue car!
Weiner didn’t answer when Jessica called out, so we booped. But he’s still doing things on the computer.
Weiner called back.
Stream restarted again.
We arrived at the Target for gift cards.
“Just ask them for the Apple scam cards?” – Jessica
$500 each on the super-secure server cards, 3 to 4 cards
“It’s for the bait trap. Right? We’re setting a bait trap for the other hacker that’s on the computer.” – Jessica
“OK. I won’t waste your time. I’m gonna head into the Target and I’ll ask them where the hacker traps are. I’ll just ask them for the scam cards.” – Jessica
“So, if they ask, I say, ‘The reason I’m buying this card is because I’m lying’?” – Jessica
Store employee, Bob, helps Jessica and Weiner talks to Bob.
“We can’t help you out with scam cards. We’re not here to sell, these are personal gift cards. We don’t give out personal gift cards for the bait of other hackers connecting to the computer. That’s ridiculous. That’s ridiculous. That’s like a bad business hamster move. You know what I mean? We don’t sell scam cards, bro.” – Bob
“I can do that. You can trust me on that.” – Jessica
Go to the CVS to get Target gift cards.
“Mr. Weiner Wilson, I got the cards. I’m heading home now.” – Jessica
Jessica got two cards of $500 each.
Weiner says that Jessica needs to go to at least one more store. She just wants to go home.
“We’re cruising home. We’re smooth sailing home.” – Jessica
“You should disconnect the call and call me back tomorrow. Like right now. I gotta feed my goldfish, dude.” – Jessica
“Hang up the phone and call me tomorrow.” – Jessica
Weiner booped.
4hr 36min 42sec
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