Episode 304 Livestream Recap
{304} Tuesday, May 31, 2022
{304}
May 31, 2022
11 a.m. ET start time
Stream timestamp [00:40:10]
Jessica Wilson vs David
Norton 360 Support
Invoice # 2699481
AnyDesk & TeamViewer were used.
“You want me to tap that?” — Jessica
“Don’t talk too much, ma’am.” — David
Chode Mode activated at only 7 minutes into the call.
“Yeah. My shelf broke earlier, so I have paper all over the floor.” — Jessica
“Now, what do you see on your screen?” — David
David booped but is still on the computer.
David called back from another number. Transferred to Mark William, Senior Supervisor.
He remembers Jessica from yesterday.
“Shut up. There is no point in talking to me. You will not get anything. OK? Fuck you, motherfucker.” — Mark
Mark booped.
22min 19sec
Made several quick changes to the VM so that it wouldn’t be recognizable to these guys so we can call them again. But it got all messed up and needed to be reloaded instead.
Rinoa, having a conversation with herself:
“Mr. Bags, the squirrel. What have you got there Mr. Bags?”
“Just my nuts!”
[01:58:20]
Nancy vs Mike / Mr. Robot
Norton
Refund amount $284.71
“Well, sit right down and I’ll tell you about it.” — Nancy
Mike says he didn’t send out any email.
“Maybe you were having a little bit of the sauce and you forgot about the email. And now you sent me an email and you charged my account while you were on the sauce. You know what I mean?” — Nancy
“Maybe we can talk this out.” — Nancy
“I don’t do anything. I’m jobless.” — Mike
“I don’t have any skills.” — Mike
“No skills? OK. I can work with this. What are some of your hobbies?” — Nancy
Mike booped.
5min 41sec
“I kinda liked fly swatter. I think there’s these little black flies, little fruit flies that fly in my room every now and again. Whack! Good job, Mike! High five! Bap! Right there, Mike. Give it to me. That’s a good job, Mike. Good job. Alright. Good job. Good job. Professional fly swatter you are. Oh my gosh. Whabam!” — Rinoa
[02:21:44]
Nancy Wheeler vs Daniel & Robin
He wanted to see the email Nancy received but she didn’t have time to make it happen. Robin booped but stayed connected to the computer. Tried to call Robin back. He answered but we couldn’t hear anything. We booped. We kicked him off the computer.
[03:08:55]
David with an American accent
Says Rinoa sounds like a YouTuber he follows. He warns her about the scam potential.
Busted!! He identified Rinoa by name. Call ended.
Margaret’s voice vs Jason White
Amazon Support
$200 & something
fluffybunniesburytheircarrots@ gmail.com, then fluffybunniesburycarrots13@ gmail.com
[overtalking] “That seems about right. I have my computer in my study room and then I have my, what are those Dot things? The Alexa Dots? They sit on the other one and I have that one in the kitchen. So, that’s there. Then, I also have another one in the porch, where I use the swing outside and I use that one as well. So, that’s three locations that I can account for. Where’s the fourth one? Unless maybe it’s counting my, what would it be, I don’t have anything else that it could be connected to unless it’s something, I’m trying to think about what it could be.” — Margaret’s voice
6 minutes into the call was the first bhen ki lori.
“Then fuck yourself.” — Jason
Jason bailed and booped.
6min 58sec
[00:42:05] of second stream
Tried calling Dhruv Malik on a different number
Bob vs Fat Tony the Burger
Amazon
Fat Tony booped. He doesn’t like Bob’s voice.
34sec
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