Episode 314 Livestream Recap
{314} Monday, June 20, 2022
{Episode 314}
Monday June 20, 2022 11 EST US Holiday in lieu of Juneteenth
It’s such a toxic relationship (Dhruv)
Rinoa: “He does this all the time. It’s such a toxic relationship.”
[Timer 00:18:41]
We called Dhruv and he answered the phone for some unknown reason!!
Chase Ckg $7,863.23 Sv $763.29
Dhruv: “I don’t want to talk to you. OK?”
Nancy: “I was in the studio. I’ve been working on a little surprise for you.”
Dhruv: “Until and unless I didn’t receive a single dollar, I will not talk.”
Dhruv booped. 18hr 30min 17sec
We called him back.
Rinoa: “Dhruv, I’ll give you money if you’ll just listen to the song for me. Please. I made something for you, though. I put my heart into it Dhruv.”
Dhruv booped. 18hr 30min 36sec
Rinoa: “If I can just get him hooked, he’ll stay on the phone for a little bit. You know what I mean? He just needs to be hooked.”
We called him back.
Rinoa: “Dhruv, if I got you a Target card or something, would you be happy?”
Dhruv: “No. If I will receive money, I will talk. Or else, I will not talk.”
Connected the computers with AnyDesk.
Dhruv tried to buy an XBox card on Amazon.
Nancy tried to play Dhruv’s “It’s UR boy’ song remix for him but he booped.
18hr 41min 31sec
We called him back.
Nancy: “I made this FOR YOU!”
Nancy tried to play the song for Dhruv but he booped again.
18hr 42min 35sec
We called him back.
Nancy: “While you’re doing that on the computer, just listen with your ears.”
Nancy tried to play the song again but Dhruv booped again.
Rinoa: “Why do you hang up on me?! Why me?!?! WHY?! That’s my goal today. I want him to listen to this from beginning to end. He will listen to this song by the end of this stream, so help me God!”
We called him back.
Dhruv: “No, I will not heard.”
Dhruv: “No, I do not listen to you.”
Once again, Dhruv booped when the song started playing.
18hr 44min 38sec
We called him back yet again.
Nancy: “Do you understand what that’s like? To make something for somebody and then just have it rejected and thrown into the trashbin? That sucks.”
Dhruv agreed to listen to the song while he ordered more XBox cards from Amazon. He heard the whole thing!!!
Nancy: “What did you think of that?”
Dhruv: “That was nice. Try to login into your Chase.”
Nancy: “It was just nice? That’s it? […] On a scale of 1 to 10, what did you think of it?”
Dhruv: “It was awesome. OK?”
Nancy: “IT WAS AWESOME! I LOVE THAT ANSWER! IT WAS AWESOME! It’s your song! You’re famous! It was your song. […] It was a labor of love.”
Dhruv booped but is still on computer. 18hr 51min 07sec
We called him back.
Nancy doesn’t remember her Target login information or her email address.
Nancy: “Can I play the song again? Do you want me to play the song again for you?”
Rinoa: “I feel like this guy is just too easy to troll. Is it just me?”
Dhruv is trying to buy all the things. Nancy keeps zooming in and out to make the screen unreadable.
Nancy: “By the way, happy birthday, Dhruv. It’s 19 hours.”
Rinoa: “I feel like he doesn’t even know. How can you not know that I’m absolutely just messing with him?”
Dhruv: “Why does Google Chrome is doing this shit thing?”
Nancy: “Is there any way to fix the computer so it’s not like this?”
Dhruv: “You are not giving me a single dollar and you want me to fix your computer? How clever you are?”
Nancy: “Why is my computer acting like this? I am not touching anything on the computer.”
Dhruv: “You are not touching but you can see what the fuck is going on around.”
Nancy: “Look at it! This looks like a disaster!”
Dhruv: “Because you are a disaster.”
Dhruv: “Your computer has some magic in it.”
Nancy: “Do you like the Batman wallpaper? I kinda like it.”
Dhruv: “I love it.”
Nancy: “Me, too. I like it, too.”
Dhruv: “Now relieve your mouse.”
Nancy: “I’m not touching anything.”
Dhruv: “You touched it. Don’t lie.”
Nancy: “I’m not touching it. The mouse hasn’t moved.”
Dhruv: “I’m not about to use it. Why?”
Nancy: “I don’t know.”
Nancy: “I feel like you broke the computer. I’ve never had this issue before. Ever.”
Dhruv booped. 19hr 11min 40sec
Nancy texted Dhruv: “Can I forward the XBox email to you? I got the gift card email.”
Dhruv called us back.
Dhruv: “I don’t have a email. I don’t have an email, OK? That’s all of discussion.”
Nancy: “You don’t have an email whatsoever?”
Dhruv: “Yes. End of the discussion.”
Nancy: “What about Phat Tony? Does Phat Tony have an email? Maybe you could ask him really quick?”
Dhruv booped. 19hr 13min 21sec
We called him back.
Dhruv: “Don’t call me!”
Nancy: “Did you know Phat Tony was a burger?”
Nancy: “No, don’t hang up. I don’t want you to ever hang up.”
Nancy: “You know you’re kinda rude. You know that, right?”
Dhruv: “I have to be rude with you. OK? You always waste my time.”
Nancy: “It’s funny you say I waste your time. I’ve been giving you money up the butt. So much money have I given you.”
Nancy: “If anybody’s a fool, it’s me. I send you so much money.”
He booped after he connected on AnyDesk again. 19hr 15min 30sec
Text from Dhruv: “Open up gmail. Why are you not opening up gmail?”
Dhruv called back.
Dhruv: “Just open your gmail. OK? My blood is boiling right now. OK? Don’t boil it more.”
Dhurv: “Hey, you bitch! Just tell me where is that email.”
Dhruv booped. 19hr 18min 04sec
We called him back.
Dhruv: “I am not receiving a single penny from you.”
Nancy: “That’s not true. Stop lying to me. I wish you wouldn’t lie to me, though. You know what I mean? I’ve been helping you out. Let’s be real. Can we be real with each other right now? Let’s be straight with each other. I have been helping you out. I’ve given you a lot of money. Do you want more money? Is that what you’re saying? Just tell me you’re being greedy and you want more money and I’ll give it to you.”
Dhruv: “No, I didn’t receive a single penny ‘til yet. OK?”
Nancy: “I’ve given you thousands of dollars.”
Dhruv: “And I didn’t receive a single penny.”
Nancy: “Well, that’s not my fault that you’re too stupid to realize how to get the money off the machine. You know what I mean?”
Nancy: “No! Don’t leave me forever!”
Dhruv shut down Nancy’s computer and booped. 19hr 20min 55sec
We called him back. No answer.
We sent him an email claiming to be the gift card info but we actually attached the song.
We called him back again. We told him we sent an email.
Dhruv booped. 19hr 21min 11sec
We called him back. No answer.
It’s UR Boy – Banana Lover @rinoapoison
It’s UR Boy – Banana Lover @rinoapoison
mixed by 8tpercent
Short but not sweet
[01:40:32]
Jessica Wilson vs Michael Reddit – Radius Global Solutions #38561276
SSN #432721596
Michael can’t find Jessica’s info, so he gave her a number to call and see if they can access Jessica’s information.
4min 02sec
Enema Cinnamons
[Timestamp 01:51:57]
Jessica Wilson vs James Reed & Emily Simmons (Anime/Enemy/Enema Cinnamons) from a loan company
Jessica wants to buy a boat to go sailing or maybe shrimping.
$10,000-15,000
Jessica: “Throw the 6 in the dustbin. That’s fine.”
Jessica: “I wanna start a shrimping company.”
Jessica: “Yeah, a prawn boat […] It’s a boat with a net on the back.”
Jessica: “I try to invest in ideas.”
Jessica: “I was wondering if I could just get a small loan of $1M.”
Jessica: “I think of myself as an entrepreneur. I’m trying to invent the next big thing.”
Jessica: “We called it the Spinneroo and it didn’t really work.”
Monthly income is “about tree fiddy” a month.
Jessica: “I live in California, so I’m basically broke.”
James: “Are you kidding me? Your monthly income is $350 and you need a loan of $10,000?”
Jessica: “I’m trying to be self-made.I’m trying to do it myself. So, I’m investing in things.”
Jessica: “I get paid the 13th of every month.”
Jessica: “I guess I didn’t realize that lemons went bad.”
Jessica: “I only had one customer. It was a duck. He waddled up. He kept asking for grapes.”
Jessica: “My mother had a shrimping boat as well. She eventually just got lost out in sea.”
Jessica: “I was hoping I could get the money in the form of a gift card.”
Jessica: “Have you ever heard of the Target?”
Jessica: “I’m partnered with Target. Are you dressed right now? Do you know where the Target is?”
Jessica: “I’m accepting Target gift cards. If you get yourself dressed, I’ll give you the rest of the details when you get there.”
Transferred to Emily Simmons (Anime Cinnamons)
Jessica: “A very forgetful character anyway.”
Anime booped.
16min 23sec
Rinoa: “You never know when the cat’s gonna make boom-boom all over the toilet seat.”
Rinoa: “The blue car can’t drive 55. It drives 96. The moment you start the car and you push it in reverse, 96 miles. Gone. Just out the driveway. There is no dial. The dial starts at 96 and only goes up. Just touch the gas pedal, it’s 96.”
Beware the spoofed number
[Timer at 02:58:36]
Automated message to authorize or decline an order. Put us on hold for too long, so we booped. We called back but they put us on hold again.
Received a text from an unknown number: ”Call me back, please.”
Called them back but it was a spoofed number.
Genesis
[03:50:36]
Automated message – Jessica Wilson vs Sandy – Genesis Financial Systems Card Services Fraud Department
Data security breach
Sandy needs a full social security number to access Jessica’s information since Jessica doesn’t have an account with Genesis.
Told Jessica to check her credit report instead. We booped.
2min 34sec
call when banks are back open again
[04:38:12]
Jessica Wilson vs Tanya Taylor (Sonya Kilo / Kanye Kilo / Taylor Kilo) -Norton
Order # INVYT68NV
Refund amount $294.75
Jessica: “I can tell you’re on the phone with me. I have hands.”
Tanya will call us back tomorrow when the banks are open.
She booped.
12min 07sec
Rinoa: “That sounds like a great idea. What could go wrong with that?”
American voices can be scammers, too
[05:14:34]
Jessica Wilson vs Margie – National Tax Services, Fresh Start Program
Jessica: “Hello, is this Lucifer?”
Margie: “Was Lucifer a tax specialist?”
Margie: “Maybe Monty or Tony?”
Jessica: “OK. Just transfer me to Lucifer.
Average monthly gross: tree fiddy weekly
Margie: “Let’s find out who this Lucifer is. OK? We’ll find out right now.”
Conferenced in on a call with a coworker.
Margie: “I have Jessica Wilson on the line. Apparently, she was talking to somebody named Lucifer. Do you have a Lucifer in your office?”
Coworker: “No, that doesn’t sound right. That sounds like a prank ‘It’s the devil.”
Margie: “I didn’t catch that. I’m sorry.”
Coworker: “She will have hung up when she heard me say that. It was a prank”
Margie: “That’s horrible”
Margie booped.
5min 28sec
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