Episode 316 Livestream Recap
{316} Wednesday, June 22, 2022
{Episode 316}
June 22, 2022 2pm Eastern Time, humpday
not for you
[Streamstamp 00:28:15]
Nancy Wheeler vs Simon (Sam) – Norton
Invoice #INVYT68NV
Simon: “It’s not for you. I’m gonna go ahead and cancel it.”
Sometimes they don’t like talking to younger people, they look for elderly marks.
Simon booped. 1min 52sec
[00:31:36] (Same phone number as previous call)
Nancy Wheeler vs James – Norton
#NORTON23758346867
James said the account is under another name and to just ignore it.
James booped. 4min 01sec
[00:39:35] (Same phone number as previous call)
Margaret Rosebud vs Sid Watson & Edward Wilson – Norton
#NRT2051052105
Refund amount $399.99
Chase ckg $18,869.23 sv $586.88
Sid: “Who the hell you are?”
Margaret doesn’t want to tell Sid how much money is in her account.
Transferred to Edward Wilson.
Rinoa: “I think we’re talking to an actual pig. Like a physical pig is on the other line of this phone. Like it’s a pig with a buttondown shirt. You know what I mean? You heard his snort, right?”
F7 strikes again!
Margaret: “Have you been saving money in your piggy bank?”
Margaret: “No mistakes, just happy little accidents. That’s what my old art teacher used to tell me.”
Edward says to go to the bank and withdraw $14,000.
When Margaret asks for clarification, Edward takes all the money out of her account.
Margaret asks her son, Bob, to speak with Edward and figure out what is going on.
Bob: “She doesn’t owe you anything, dirtbag.”
Bob: “I was looking at it right there. It said, ‘zero.’ Absolute. You know what zero is? Nothing. It’s absolutely nothing. You know, you take zero and you add zero. There’s nothing. Are you stupid?”
Edward: “Stop sounding like a dog.”
Bob: “The only dog here is you.”
Bob: “Yeah, well, this dog’s got a nasty bite you keep on talking to me like that.”
Bob kept asking questions. Edward booped.
32min 50sec
Bob called the same number back. Steve William answered.
Bob asked for Edward. Steve didn’t transfer the call. Bob asked for Edward again but Steve still wouldn’t transfer.
They stopped responding, so we booped. 39min 05sec
Bob called back again.
Alex Smith answered. He wouldn’t transfer the call. Alex booped.
39min 26sec
We called them back. No answer.
Messing with Phat Tony
[01:27:02]
We called to talk to Dhruv but Phat Tony answered.
Phat Tony: “Hello?”
Nancy: “Hello?”
Phat Tony: “Who is this?”
Nancy: “Phat Tony! Oh my god! Phat Tony!”
Phat Tony: “Fuck you! Don’t call on this number. I’m gonna block you. OK?”
Nancy: “No! I’m just trying to talk to Dhruv.”
Phat Tony: “No, Dhruv is gone. You know that? Dhruv is dead.You know that?”
Nancy [overtalking]: “What do you mean, ‘he’s dead?’ He’s dead in love with me. Put Dhruv on the phone. Get off of here, you Phat Tony! Get off the phone! Get outta here, Phat Tony! I wanna talk to Dhruv. You’re a dirtbag. Kutta! Kutta!”
Phat Tony booped.
19hr 21min 59sec
We called back. Phat Tony blocked us.
Not biting today
Not biting today
[01:40:05]
Nancy vs Anna (Annie)
Invoice # NRT2051052105
It was a mistake, so Anna says she will cancel the charge.
She booped.
1min 29sec
Misogyny inevitable
[02:10:23]
Nancy Wheeler vs Peter Wilson & Kevin Parker – Geek Squad
Inv #NTE75319465
Refund Amount $299.99
Refund ID number TPRSUOCEB6372
Software Cancelation # REFBNMLKJHG
Chase Ckg $18,869.23/Sv $586,88
“Accidental” Refund Amount $4,299.99
Nancy: “You want me to clack on that?”
Chode Mode engaged! 3min 40sec into the call
Nancy: “It brought me to the same jacked-up website.”
Transferred to Kevin Parker.
Nancy: “There has been urges of, when I was younger, I used to see red doors and I’ve had the urge to sometimes want to paint them a very deep shade of black.”
Nancy: “Is it the TPRSUOCEB6372? If this number is correct…. Otherwise, I will repeat it.”
Kevin: “Yes, read me back, ma’am.”
Nancy: “TPRSUOCEB6372? If this is correct…. If not, I will repeat it.”
Kevin: “Yes, it’s correct, ma’am.”
Nancy: “I have not signed up for this autonew repolicy.”
Nancy: “You almost blew up the internet! You don’t google Google.”
Kevin says to go to CVS for a Vanilla Visa Gift Card.
Nancy managed to convince Kevin to give her $600 to pay for her gas and time.
Nancy: “You could also get a Napolean ice cream, where you can get three different flavors.”
Kevin says to get four $500 Macy’s gift cards after giving up on trying to get Nancy to understand what a Vanilla Visa card is.
Nancy: “So, if I give you the $2,000, can we just call it even and then that’s all? I think that’s kinda fair. You’re only asking for $2,000 anyway. Right?”
Melon translation of scammers: “I’m not that dumb.”
“She’s saying, ‘You keep $2,000, I keep $2,000.’ LOL”
“I told her, ‘First, go get $2,000, then we will talk.’”
Nancy: “Sir, could you stop being wrong?”
Kevin: “Nancy Wheeler? That’s a Stranger Things character. Don’t tease me.”
Kevin: “So, why are you wasting your time, then, for more than an hour?”
Nancy: “What do you mean, wasting my time? I’m not wasting my time. I’m wasting your time.”
Kevin: “You think you’re gonna be famous? We’re gonna hunt you down.”
Nancy: “You sound like the clown. You sound like a joke. Dance for me monkey.”
Melon translation: “Tell her to give you the numbers. Check the ID.”
Nancy: “Are you ready to listen, kutta?”
Melon translation: “Take the ID number.” (His coworker said this.)
“She’s cursing me.”
Nancy: “It’s a blue phone. It has a blue case on it.”
Melon translation: “What should we do with her?”
“Tell her to give you the ID again.”
Nancy: “You think you’re oversmart? I knew the whole time you were playing with me.”
Kevin: “Don’t teach your father how to fuck. OK?”
Nancy: “I will spank your belly.”
Nancy: “Kevin Parker? You’re a blowfish, an absolute blowfish.”
Kevin: “Women are as dumb as fuck. I really hate them. They’re scum.”
Nancy: “Is that because you’re so intelligent and so smart that I sat here and took you for a ride and you thought it was all real and you’re just a big fool?”
Kevin: “And what do you [women] do? You fuck and give birth to a child. That’s it.”
Nancy: “Wow, dude. Do you even hear yourself?”
Melon translation: “Log the number and cut the call.”
“Block the number.”
Kevin booped. 1hr 20min 59sec
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[03:32:58]
Incoming call from PayPal but…
Rinoa: “I need a moment.” – the full transcript of the misogyny is not reproduced here, but there is a TikTok with some of it. Important to expose the types of attitudes scammers have to their victims.
We booped.
OK back to PayPal
[03:48:30]
We called PayPal back.
Nancy Wheeler
Charge for crypto
Invoice #987654321CBA
She booped.
We called them back. We’re blocked.
Hindi insult drop
[03:57:38]
Nancy vs Frank – Support
Amazon Prime Video setup
Burakutta13@gmail.com
Nancy: “I’m sorry. I’m saying you’re a bura kutta.”
Frank: “Like bad bitch?”
Nancy: “So you understood!”
Frank booped.
3min 21sec
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