Episode 323 Livestream Recap
{323} Tuesday, July 19, 2022 – 2 p.m. ET
Scammers like the Evil Jessica!
Evil Jessica…
Stream Timestamp [00:25:24]
Jessica Wilson vs Albert Jones & Mike Wilson & Albert Dawson -Geek Squad
Invoice #GSKN436EBU785
Refund amount $389.99 ; “Accidental” refund amount $4,000
Twitch Challenge Suggestion: play an evil character
Jessica: “Make it quick!”
Jessica: “I think the problem might be you.”
Transferred to Mike Wilson, senior accounts manager
Jessica: “Get the hell outta here, you finished college.”
Mike: “Your voice is very young over the phone, ma’am, like a supermodel.”
Jessica: “This school you attended must have some very low standards.”
F7 strikes again!
Jessica: “I was just asking what it was like to adapt to modern society.”
Mike “called” his manager, Kevin, and explained the situation in a ridiculously fake “conversation.” In retaliation, Jessica had a “conversation” with her roommate, discussing Mike’s incompetence.
Jessica: “I don’t think there’s a braincell in your body that knows what’s going on.”
Jessica: “Either give me an update on what is happening or I’m going to hang up the phone and keep the money.”
Jessica: “You and I share the same last name. How did you mess that up? What an embarrassment!”
Mike is from Hamilton, Ohio.
Jessica: “I was asking where you were born. I was confirming that you and I were not related by any means.”
Jessica: “Imbecile, what’s taking so long?”
Jessica was missing a dinner party because Mike was taking so long.
Jessica: “Personally, I don’t give a rat’s ass about your job.”
Jessica: “If anything, do yourself a favor and just quit before you get fired. You’d be doing the company a favor. Have some dignity before you walk out the door, I suppose.”
Jessica: “You’re the office screwup. I would like for you to call somebody over that has a brain to fix this problem. Ring the bell. Sound the alarms. It’s an emergency. Stop trying to fix it yourself. You’re only making it worse.”
Jessica: “While you’re at it, just ask for an escort out the door.”
Jessica: “Disconnect the server from my computer right now.”
Jessica: “Go ask for somebody to hold your hand because you cannot fix this mistake by yourself. You can’t do it. It is impossible for you to do. It is impossible. Go ask for an adult. Go raise your hand and wait for assistance to come help you.”
Mike zeroed out Jessica’s bank accounts.
Jessica: “The money will be coming back into my account and you’ll be getting fired.”
Jessica: “That’s not how this is gonna work. Are you an idiot?”
Mike: “You have zero dollars in your account and you are debating me?”
Jessica: “Put anyone else on the phone. Anyone. Anyone. For god’s sake, anyone. Just throw the phone outside. Just hand the phone to the janitor. I don’t care. Just anyone. Put anyone on the phone, just anyone. A shoe. A sock. A chair. A keyboard. Whatever. A stapler. Give the phone to the stapler. Put him in front of the computer. Put the cat on the phone. Just put the cat on the phone. I don’t know, put the parrot. I don’t care.”
Jessica: “You tell me to ‘hold on’ again, I’m gonna come through the phone and dropkick you in the face. Do you understand that? Don’t tell me to ‘ hold on’ ever again. Don’t tell me to ‘hold on.’ Listen to me. Repeat after me. ‘I will not tell you to hold on.’ I want you to repeat it so we’re both on the same page.”
Mike returned most of the money back into the accounts again.
Mike: “I am a man of my word –”
Jessica: “Your word is worthless!”
Jessica felt her best option was to try to yell to Mike’s coworkers for help.
Jessica: “Hello! Anybody in the background! Can you help me?! I need assistance! I’m talking to somebody that doesn’t know what they’re doing! Help us!!
Jessica: “You’re not frustrated. You’re just stupid.”
Finally transferred to Albert Dawson.
Jessica told Albert the story of every single detail of what has happened so far in this call. Albert tried to redirect her back onto the scam, but Jessica wouldn’t allow it. She continued talking. And talking.
Jessica believed that Mike was trying to scam her out of her money and steal money from the company. She recommended termination, or at least a full investigation.
Jessica began to think that Albert was working with Mike to steal from the company and make her take the blame for it. Transferred back to Mike Wilson. Mike asked Jessica to get gift cards again. She said that there’s no way she’s going to launder the money from him. She just wanted to give his money back and be done with it. She insisted that there be a paper trail so that she wouldn’t get in trouble.
Jessica: “I don’t want to pay for your criminal activities,”
Mike asked her to trust him. “There is no trust here. There’s absolutely no trust. Zero trust, not even one percent trust.”
Jessica explained Mike’s money laundering scam to him.
Mike zeroed out Jessica’s accounts again.
Jessica: “Don’t ever call me by my full name like that again. OK?”
Jessica: “You make me wanna take pens and just stab them in my ears.”
Jessica said that she wanted her money back and then get the bank account details so that she could just send the money back with a paper trail and then be done with this whole situation. Mike returned ONLY $2,500 to Jessica’s checking account.
Jessica: “The knob is stuck on stupid and it has fallen off.”
Jessica explained to Mike that Target gift cards can’t be traced and that’s why she wouldn’t buy them.
Mike: “You will be a penniless for the lifetime.”
Jessica: “I don’t want to join you. I don’t want to be a scammer.”
Jessica: “As an outsider to the world, what do you make of the human race? Because you obviously are not human. What do you make of this species of humans?”
Jessica: “Keep talking. I’m waiting for something intelligent to fall out of your mouth. Clearly, we’ll be waiting here for a while.”
Jessica: “Can you think thoughts?”
Jessica: “You make me want to change my last name because you give it a bad name.”
After 2 hours and 20 minutes, Jessica applauded Mike because he was FINALLY able to come up with another way to deal with the situation. He said they could try moneygram.
Mike gave account details for a bank in Dubai. He said to send the money through Walmart.
Jessica: “You just burped. Multiple times.”
Jessica: “Is it Dubai, Ohio?”
Jessica: “Is scamming a hobby of yours?”
Mike was treated to listening to “Beep, Beep, I’m a Sheep” on repeat during the ride in the blue car. Jessica arrived at WalMart.
Jessica gave Mike credit for tricking her into driving to the WalMart with the Western Union to Dubai rouse. She agreed to go into the store to get gift cards but couldn’t figure out which type of gift card he wanted her to get. He kept telling her to get the WalMart cards but couldn’t understand that she was AT the WalMart but needed to know the type of card that is in the WalMart that he wanted her to buy. Mike told her to buy five $400 Google Play gift cards.
Bob is the Scaminator!! He terminates scams wherever he goes!
Jessica wanted Mike to explain things to Bob, the store manager.
Jessica: “No need to be a coward now. You’re already an idiot. Don’t be a coward now.”
Mike refused to talk to Bob and explain the situation. He told Jessica to leave the store. Then, he told her to go to Target to get gift cards and not make a mistake this time. Jessica refused to allow him to say she made a mistake.
Jessica: “I’m done.” Jessica handed the phone off to a very confused Bob and walked away without any explanation. Mike won’t speak to Bob at all. Bob booped when Mike didn’t talk to him. Mike didn’t call back.
Total Time Wasted: 3hrs 23min 01sec
Bob called Mike back but he didn’t answer. Bob left a message trying to figure out who the phone belongs to.
At some point, Mike had attempted a Zelle transfer of $1,000.
Anybody Know If this is a Refund Scam or a Travel Scam?
Stream Timestamp [04:02:10]
Jessica Wheeler vs Michael Watson & Harry Peterson (Hairy Weiner) -Norton
Order #VHGTU78521
AnyDesk was used.
REF123456 security password for the refund.
Michael: “F as in Frank.”
Jessica: “Who’s Frank? Is Frank getting the refund?”
Michael: “No, ma’am, no. It’s a password.”
Jessica: “I don’t understand.”
Password confusion….
Jessica: “Let’s do EASY123456.”
Jessica: “Let’s do FRANKBEANS123.”
Jessica: “I put in frankandbeans, all lowercase.”
Jessica: “Michael Watson, don’t you transfer the call.”
Transferred to Harry Peterson. Harry seemed to think that Jessica was calling about a travel scam rather than the refund scam. Jessica went along with what he was saying and agreed to talk to him when he called the next day.
He’s gonna call back tomorrow morning because checkout time is at 11.
Booped.
Total time wasted: 26min 13 sec
Wisdom from Rinoa: “Drugs are bad, kids. Don’t do drugs.”
No Time for Fun, Must Scam…
Stream Timestamp [04:40:00]
Jessica vs Jeffrey Anderson (Jeff / Dracula) -Amazon
Order# 57862213
Jessfightstheevilbunnie13@gmail.com
Total Time Wasted: 3min 11sec
Jeff booped because he doesn’t like to have fun, obviously.
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