Episode 324 Livestream Recap
{324} Wednesday, July 20, 2022 – 2 p.m. ET
Juggling Scammers!!!
James didn’t know we already spoke with the others…
Stream Timestamp [00:27:34]
Jessica Wilson vs James & Michael Watson & Harry Peterson CONT -Norton
Refund amount $399
AnyDesk was used.
He booped when Jessica was describing the site she saw on her screen in excruciating detail.
Time Wasted Today: 3min 31 sec
Time Wasted Yesterday 26min 13sec
Total Time Wasted: 29min 44sec
InstaBail…
Stream Timestamp [00:40:24]
Called a number back.
He said he would cancel it and was about to bail.
We booped to answer an incoming call.
1min 33sec (added to the next call because it’s the same call center)
Michael and Harry didn’t know we just spoke to James…
Stream Timestamp [00:41:55]
Jessica Wheeler vs Michael Watson & Harry Peterson (Harry Peter / Hairy) & James CONT
Incoming call Micheal from yesterday, who said that Harry would call in a minute.
AnyDesk was used.
Harry wasn’t saying anything about checkout times or flights today. He seemed to be on the same scam page as Micheal now.
Egginmouth15 is password. (The first 14 were taken.) Jessica chose that because she always used this password.
Once the form was submitted, Jessica expressed appreciation and asked if there is a survey form so she could leave him positive feedback.
Harry: “You didn’t listening.”
Jessica didn’t want him to put up the black screen. He asked if he could call back tomorrow. Jessica went to check her calendar, which was actually Rinoa giving him a chance to edit HTML. He tried but accidentally logged out of her bank.
Jessica checked her bank once more before giving up for today.
Harry told Jessica to call back at 10am tomorrow.
Time Wasted This Call: 36min 41 sec
Time Wasted Earlier Today: 3min 31 sec
Time Wasted Yesterday 26min 13sec
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 6min 25sec
What’s Wrong with YOU?
Stream Timestamp [01:27:16]
Margaret vs Henry Williams (Hairy Willy) CONT
Margaret is 79 years old and has a husband who is computer illiterate.
Henry is 25 years old.
TeamViewer was used.
Henry: “You have to move your eyeballs and you just have to look in the lefthand side.”
Henry: “I’m not flattering with you, ma’am.”
Margaret: “At least you have some manners. You’re a sweet boy.”
Henry: “I’m not a boy. I’m a man.”
Henry spent some time just poking around Margaret’s computer.
Henry: “I was just talking with you and you hung up on me, ma’am. What is wrong with you?”
Henry accused Margaret of being Kitboga.
He bailed and booped.
Time Wasted Today: 22min 44sec
Time Wasted on July 14 {episode 321} 53min 45sec
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 16min 29sec
Who Is This??!!
Stream Timestamp [01:53:00]
Margaret vs Adam Fox (Sam Adams Parker) -Geek squad from yesterdays call incoming
Refund amount $350; “Accidental” refund $35,000
Margaret changed Adam’s name to Sam Adams Parker
Sam wanted to know if Margaret was ready to do the refund today.
He allowed Margaret to change his name to Sam Adams but he said Adam Parker first.
F7 strikes again!
Sam told Margaret to go to the bank and send him money by money transfer.
Margaret: “Is this an innie bank, not an outie bank, right?”
Margaret: “I can hold my own in a fisticuffs but you’re talking about carrying around that kind of money. While I’m scrapping the individual, the young lad is probably wrasslin’ me down to the ground and we’re fist-bumping, teeth are flying, and blood is coming. Then, you got the other guy running off with the money and I wouldn’t feel good about carrying around that kind of money.”
Margaret: “So, my bank, the outie, is sending money to your bank, the innie. Is that right?”
Sam: “Yes.”
Margaret: “I don’t understand why I would go to the bank and tell them my life story. I mean, I can if you want, but I prefer to keep, I’m a private kind of person. I don’t like the jibber jabber about all the ins and outs of things that are happening. It’s not necessary.”
Sam gave Margaret the details of the bank account where she should send $34,650 by wire.
Margaret: “Yes, he has the dangly bits, yes.”
Margaret thought she should tell the bank that she needs the money to bail out her brother in law.
Margaret: “Don’t you worry your pretty little head. OK? I’ll sort this out.”
Sam put us on hold. There was an incoming call while Sam was away from the phone.
It was Henry Williams. Margaret said she was in her blue car, going to the bank.
Both calls hung up while on hold. Hairy Willy called back.
Hairy asked Margaret what her favorite color was. She listed almost all of the possible colors.
Hairy’s favorite color is blue, or maybe blood, perhaps blow?
Margaret: “Is your favorite color blue because I’m driving a blue car? Is that why?”
There was another incoming call. Margaret put Hairy on hold. It was Sam calling us back. Margaret told him about Hairy. Sam said to hang up the call. She hung up on Sam instead of Hairy. Both calls hung up. Hairy called back. Sam Adams called back on the other line. Hairy hung up when Margaret put him on hold. Sam said that Margaret needs to hang up on Hairy, but she hung up on Sam instead. Both kept calling back and hanging up as craziness ensued.
Rinoa tried to set things up to merge the calls. It worked, but not perfectly.
Sam told Margaret to ignore Henry and continue with the money transfer. Hairy said to just talk to the other guy. Hairy bailed and booped. Timer too complicated at this point.
Margaret: “They just told me that there was no innie transfer bank. There was only an intestines transfer bank.”
Sam: “Who told you that?”
Margaret: “The bank teller.”
When things went wrong at the bank, Sam told Margaret to go back home.
Sam’s favorite color is blue.
Margaret: “Is it because I’m in the blue car?”
Margaret: “I have several cats. I have my cat Spud, my cat Happy, Double Fusion, Syskey, Static, Brian, Johnson, didn’t get that cat’s name right. There’s Scott, Yours Truly. That’s a good cat, too. I have a lot. Lot of cats, lot of cats. Too many to remember. My cat Lord. Lordy-lord-lord, the cat. I have a frog also.
Sam said that he had 2 cats. Their names are something like Billy and Looloo, but maybe Lily, but it was hard to understand exactly what he was saying.
Margaret: “Have you ever done the muck spraying?”
Sam: “Never.”
Margaret: “Are you sure?”
Margaret: “Are you insecure about your feet?”
Sam had Margaret login to her bank again. Attempted Zelle transfer.
Margaret learned that Sam goes to the gym. She decided to describe him in her notes as “ripped” and “a total Chad.”
Margaret made up Sam’s love story with his wife as one massive sentence without breathing for several minutes like only Rinoa can.
Margaret: “If you were mankind’s last offer, it wouldn’t be very good. You know what I mean? We would be doomed. Pardon my French, but we would be fucked. OK? That’s what I’m saying.”
Margaret wanted to buy the napkins that she’s been eyeballing with the little kitty designs on them. She’s excited that Sam wanted her to go to Target. She will be Lord of the Napkins over all her friends and neighbors. Sam wants her to get Target gift cards worth $4,000.
Margaret: “Son, you’re bitter and you’re sour.”
Margaret was very concerned that Sam was actually a robot. When he denied that, she asked him to prove it. He couldn’t prove it. Therefore, he’s obviously a robot.
Sam told Margaret to go to Target. Margaret really wanted to use the money to invest in a condo in Hong Kong but Sam said that she couldn’t.
Sam listened to “Beep, Beep, I’m a Sheep” while waiting in the blue car while Margaret went into the store.
Sam stopped responding to Margaret, so we booped.
1hr 59min 41sec
Leave the Mystery…
Incoming call – suspect he’s from the same call center as Sam – Kept the timer running
Margaret vs Jason Smith (Jason James / James Gargamel) – Norton
Jason knows her name is Margaret at the beginning of the call.
Margaret: “I like to know if the person I’m talking to has a bald spot.”
Margaret: “Garmalla? Garmic? Garmella? Garmel. Garlamelle. Garlamel, are you there? Garlemel. Garamelle. Garlamelle, are you there? Gargamel, are you there?! Are you listening to me, Gargamel?”
Jason: “Are you there? Are you talking to me, madam?”
Margaret: “Oh yes, I’m talking to you, James Gargamel. Right?”
Jason: “No, no, no. Myself. Jason Smith.”
Margaret: “Oh, Jason Smith. I thought you said your name was Gargamel.”
Jason claimed to speak Spanish as a first language.
Margaret tried to speak Spanish, including calling him, “El benchodo.”
Jason: “I know we don’t have a blood relationship with you, but yes, we have a humanity relationship. We have a human relationship which will be here or stay with me till the end of my life.”
Margaret: “And this is why we don’t eat the lead paint chips. Right?”
Jason plays PUBG. Jason’s grandmother is Jenny Smith (Granny Smith). He lost her recently. She was paralyzed. Margaret assumed that she was injured by falling out of a tree.
Margaret demanded that Jason call his grandmother, “Granny Smith” to show her respect.
Margaret: “I think there is something that’s connecting us together. I do. I believe there’s something in the cosmos connecting you and I. It’s, I have money and you want it.”
Jason: “Which money are you talking about?”
Margaret: “No, the money of knowledge, is what I’m saying. The money of knowledge.”
Jason: “Of course, of course. You have a money of knowledge. And also, unfortunately, you also did got a extra money from our side.”
Margaret: “That’s right. That’s what I’ve been trying to say, is the money. That’s what I meant by that, is I have money and you want it. Yes.”
Margaret: “I want to smack you with a code.”
Margaret pulled rank and got Jason to connect with AnyDesk instead of what he wanted to use so that she could try to reverse the connection.
Margaret lives alone and plays PUBG all day. Jason wishes he could visit Margaret because he misses his Granny Smith.
Margaret: “I love the sound of a spoon in a garbage disposal, just like any American.”
Margaret: “You’re a gassy baby. You need to be burped.”
Margaret Rick-rolled Jason. Margaret tried to listen to some music but Jason didn’t like it.
The bank was closed now, so Jason said he would call back in the morning.
We booped in his face while he was telling us everything that we could ever want to know about what to do until we talk to him in the morning.
Someone who was connected to the computer put the updating screen up. Rinoa cut the connection.
Jason continued to call and text Margaret.
We called him back and then booped in his face.
Margaret and then Rinoa: “Leave the mystery.”
3hr 03min 21sec
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