Episode 325 Livestream Recap
{325} Thursday, July 21, 2022 – 11 a.m. ET
“I Don’t Have Issues.”
Tying Up Loose Ends…
Prior to Stream, Adam texted and there have been a number of incoming calls. Rinoa answered one call, thinking it was Adam, but it was Harry Peterson. We booped.
Stream Timestamp [00:26:46]
Margaret vs Harry Peterson CONT -incoming call
Margaret had wallpaper that showed multiple alert/virus windows overlapping each other. She asked Harry for help with her computer.
AnyDesk was used.
Margaret set the password rather than waiting for his password.
Margaret: “You can’t forget your name, Harry Willy. You want me to spell that for you? Hairywilly is the password.”
Hairy figured out that the image was just wallpaper and changed it. Ruined Rinoa’s joke.
We booped. He kept calling back but we didn’t answer.
2hr 12min 40sec
Stream Timestamp [00:42:50]
Margaret called another number but it turned out to be Sam Adams. CONT
Margaret: “Why can I not escape the torture?!”
She told him that she talked to his coworker, Daniel, this morning and gave him the gift cards and transferred the money to him. After that, she threw her computer out the window. She’s on the 74th floor.
Margaret: “Ask for your colleague, Mr. Mike Rotchburns.”
2hr 16min 49sec
Treason!!!
Stream Timestamp [00:48:50]
Jessica Wilson vs James Benjamin (Shane Painson / Shane Pantschange) & Charles Martin & Brandon Smith (Randall / Rambo / Brian / Random / Randall / Rando) & Jack Dawson & Brandon Williams –Norton / BBB
Refund amount $409, then $450 with taxes; “Accidental” refund amount $4,500
AnyDesk was used.
Chode Mode activated: Whispered “chode” around 5 minutes in.
Password: Norton123
Transferred to Charles Martin.
Once the form was submitted, there was a server error that successfully transferred $4,500 instead of $450. But it said that was what was requested. So, how did the server know there was an error? Dumb scammers.
While connected with Charles, the guy from the previous call tried to reconnect to the computer, too.
Jessica: “I wanna sweep this in the dustbin!”
Jessica was refunded $4,500 THREE TIMES! A total of $13,500
Jessica: “This is not funny at all. Why are you laughing? This is serious.”
Jessica: “You’re acting like a dumb right now and I don’t want you to. Are you a stupid?”
Transferred to Brandon Smith, processing manager
Jessica: “Stop flirting with me. It’s disgusting. It’s unprofessional.”
Brandon gave Jessica information for a bank in Thailand. She’s not comfortable with sending money overseas because of what happened with a friend of hers. Rebecca sent money to Chad in Thailand and it turned out to be a romance scam.
Jessica: “I think you understand the Patriotic Code we live by in America. As an American patriot, we can’t send money out of the country.”
Jessica: “When you think of the perfect country, you think of America. Right?”
Jessica: “I want to make sure that, if something goes wrong, I can hire my lawyer and sue you. That’s the American dream that we all live by!”
Brandon asked if Jessica had a cryptocurrency account. She didn’t.
Brandon: “I love this country more than myself.”
Brandon has a wife, 2 kids, his mother, and his father depending on him for money. He might lose his job.
Jessica: “You don’t sound like a true American.”
Jessica: “You’re a traitor! Treason!!”
Jessica is a good American by buying stamps and paying her taxes.
Brandon: “You are talking utter rubbish!”
Jessica: “Don’t say rubbish! That’s unamerican! We say ‘trash’ here!”
Brandon thought that Jessica had issues with her boyfriend.
Jessica: “I’m an American. I don’t have issues. OK? You people just project issues on me. That’s what the world does. We are perfect.”
Jessica continued to question Brandon’s patriotism since he didn’t know who Uncle Sam is. Target is the National Store of America. Jessica has an American cell phone, too!
Jessica: “Sure, the parts and everything come from another country. OK, sure. But you know what? It was developed by somebody that had an American brain.”
Jessica: “That’s an American loudspeaker right there. That’s what you wanna hear. Barely audible and loud as all-hell. Nobody can understand you but you’re screaming and people are listening.”
We got in the blue car to head to Target. Brandon said it’s OK to call him Random.
Jessica: “Is this the divided states or is this the united states?”
Jessica didn’t want to get the Target gift cards in a personal way because she prefers to pay the business taxes.
Melon translation: Do fearing, like moms do to kids.
Bob told Jessica that buying Target cards for Norton will not help the American economy. Brandon threatened with prison, shooting, and even sending the Better Business Bureau to her house! That got her in line. Americans fear the power of the Better Business Bureau and will do anything to keep them from showing up at their house.
Jessica: “You only tell the truth to your hard partner? I don’t understand.”
Melon translation: Bloody
Rando called Jack at the BBB and told him to go to Jessica’s house because she wasn’t complying.
Jessica: “You can’t send the Better Business Bureau at me if you’re not American. Them’s the rules.”
Jack said he’s in Santa Barbara, CA.
Jack Dawson from the BBB called Jessica.
Jessica: “Do you want to take the money out of Uncle Sam’s mouth? That’s tax evasion.”
Jessica: “Correct. By law. I can withhold it for 24 hours. I held our grounds on the Hold The Ground Gift Card law. I know my rights.”
Jessica: “You’re the informant from the Watergate Scandal, Mr. Deep Throat. Right?”
This is Frog-Gate!
Jessica [overtalking]: “I’ve never tried to scam the US government. OK? I just wanna let you know, for the record, I don’t ever try to scam the US government. Nobody wants to go down like Al Capone. OK? Have some dignity. If you’re gonna go down, you wanna go down like Bonnie and Clyde. You don’t wanna go down as Al Capone. Nobody cares. You know what I mean? Tax evasion? Big deal. You know? It’s not a way to go down. Blaze of glory? That’s the American dream.”
Jack took away all of Jessica’s money. Jack transferred the money to the US Trades Commission.
Transferred to Brandon Williams.
He didn’t care about what the Target employees said. They FINALLY convinced Jessica to scratch the cards. But then they tried to open her camera, which made her very sus.
Jessica killed their brains with logic. Jessica decided to call her bank and tell them to reverse what happened. Maybe the bank will call the BBB to clear everything up. Brandon said that he’ll freeze her money for 7 months.
Transferred back to Jack. Jack said that he had transferred the money back into her account to gain her trust. When Jessica checked her account, it looked like everything was all situated. She backpedaled and thanked him very much for his help in getting this all situated. Jack got angry because Jessica wouldn’t believe there was still a problem.
We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 4hr 14min 39sec
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