Episode 326 Livestream Recap
{326} Monday, July 25, 2022 – 11 a.m. ET
They fear the Jessica…
Your micropenis is not my problem.
Stream Timestamp [00:21:33]
Jessica Wilson vs Mark Wilson (Skidmark) & Brad Wilson – Geek Squad
Order #437G
TeamViewer was used.
Refund amount $249, then $500.00 (They said that they refunded the charges from this year and last year.); “Accidental” Refund amount $25,000
Jessica was asking many questions. Brad got frustrated with her interrupting questions and emptied her bank accounts. He threatened to transfer the case to Charlie of the BBB. Brad made a fake call to Charlie to report Jessica but Jessica convinced Brad to tell Charlie to wait.
Brad: “Why I have taken a legal action against your account because continuously, continuously, you are talking. You are not letting me talk to explain to you what happened, how it happened. Oh my god, I’m just getting irritated and frustrated from you because you are so irritating and frustrating person I have ever met in my life.”
Jessica kept asking what happened and didn’t understand about the secure server. Brad hates overtalking.
Brad told Jessica to go to the bank and withdraw $9,800 cash.
Jessica prefers to make a check out to the Norton and just needs him to give her the information. Brad says she needs to write a selfcheck.
Brad: “Are you mad? Do you have a mental issue?”
Brad: “Once I’ll complete my thing and once I will tell you to talk, then you can talk, ma’am. I will let you talk and put a big dick in your mouth. Then you can do this. First, let me talk.”
Jessica [overtalking]: “You’re just angry because you have a small peter. I don’t know if you understand me, but you have a tiny penis. That’s what’s wrong here. That’s the problem here. You’re angry because you can’t use your equipment. It’s too small. Too small.”
Jessica: “I don’t know but your micropenis is not my problem. OK?”
Brad locked Jessica’s computer. He booped.
1hr 11min 29sec
Rinoa: “I have a set of skills. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have any money. But what I have are a very particular set of skills, skills I’ve acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my computer go, that’ll be the end of it.”
Brad called back. Jessica didn’t understand why Brad wanted her to withdraw cash because she couldn’t give him the cash in person.
We were in the blue car, wearing a blue flannel, headed to the bank. We were able to hear Brad talking to a woman on the phone. We suspect that the woman is a mule. Mark was on the phone with us. Jessica insisted that we be transferred to Brad. We went in the bank and withdrew $9,000 cash.
Brad wanted us to go to another bank, even though we were already at our bank.
Jessica: “You make simple things so massive. You turn small anthills into goddang mountains. Why?”
We got a domestic account to report!
Bank teller, Bob, said the account has been flagged for suspicious activity. He’s an employee at Bank of America. Brad told Jessica to take the cash and go to another Bank of America. Brad thought that Jessica trusted Bob because they had an intimate relationship.
Brad: “How many fathers you have, ma’am?”
Jessica: “This is my point of why you’re an idiot.”
Transferred to “supervisor” Mark Wilson. Jessica has no interest in going to another branch of the bank.
Jessica: “No, no I do not. There’s not another branch in my entire state. Only this one. This is it, the ONLY one in the whole country. They all shut down. This is it. This is the one branch. One branch.”
Jessica [overtalking]: “Stop banging your head on the wall. You are losing too many braincells as is. Stop. Stop!”
Jessica [overtalking]: “I’d rather talk to a squirrel on the street than talk to you anymore. I just can’t do it. I can’t do it anymore. I’d rather talk to a squirrel. The squirrel would have a more sophisticated conversation than talking to you. I’m done. I can’t do it anymore. I’m done. I’m done.”
We booped.
2hr 13min 34sec
Brad typed a message to Jessica on the notepad on Jessica’s computer. “YOU HAVE OUR MONEY WITH YOU… AS YOU JUST SHOWED YOUR INTENTION TO KEEP OUR MONEY SO WE HAVE FREEZED YOUR ACCOUNT AND LOCKED YOUR COMPUTER AS WELL… IF YOU WANT IT BACK CALL BACK AT OUR NUMBER OR ELSE… FORGET YOUR MONEY AND COMPUTER AS WELL.”
We called Brad back. Jessica thought she was talking to Mark at first. So, Brad pretended to be mad so she would recognize his voice.
Jessica: “Don’t be sorry. You’re a dirtbag, so it makes sense.”
Jessica told Brad that she had called her bank and they had made it seem like everything was fine. She called him a thief.
After a foreboding message about what might happen in the next few days, Brad said, “Never, ever give me a call. Bye. Thank you.”
Brad booped.
Total Time Wasted: 2hr 15min 37sec
Not in the database…
Stream Timestamp [03:02:20]
Shannon P Wilson vs David Grayson (Basin) – Amazon Investigation
Zip code 94118
Shannon: “Mr. Basin?”
David bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 42sec
Called him back immediately.
Jessica Wilson (Jacika / Jasica) vs Jeff
Zip code 94118
Jeff bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 2min 33sec
Ok, Captain Hook!
[03:09:26]
Jessica Wilson vs Franco Hook (Captain) ID# 1127AL & Martin Davis -Macy’s
Refund amount $845 iPhone13 – $1,060 including delivery charges; “Accidental” refund amount $10,600
Jessica: “As the kids say, just giving you a purple nurple. Know what I mean?”
Franco: “Yeah, I understand, ma’am.”
Jessica: “Have you ever seen a lemur?”
Franco: “Me gonna pay?”
F7 strikes again! And again!!
Franco put up the “Updating 25%” screen.
Franco bailed and booped. Don’t know why.
Total Time Wasted: 29min 25sec
Tame the Snot Monster!!
[03:42:12]
Jessica Wilson vs David Taylor (David Killer) -Norton
Refund amount $399, then $200; “Accidental” refund amount $20,000
AnyDesk was used.
13 Farts McButts Dr 840156 CA
Reason for Refund: My computer gotz the hackies
Unlike many scammers, David actually agreed to blow his nose so that we didn’t need to listen to him sniffling and snorting.
David: “I’ve got very bad stuff and cold.”
Jessica: “Yeah, I can tell. You’ve been sniffing all on the call. It’s been absolutely disgusting. Yeah like, you make me want to rip my ears off. You know what I mean? It’s absolutely atrocious to listen to. You know what I mean?”
David refused to transfer the call just because he’s sick. We just didn’t want to hear the mucus anymore. Jessica assumed that David’s family got him sick and, therefore, they are all filthy and disgusting. Jessica continued insulting David, his family, and his coworkers. She was fixated on why he got sick and how he acts when sick.
Jessica: “So you do bathe?”
David had Jessica go to geektyper.com, a novelty site. This link took us directly to a page where there was a large, impossible to miss Prank Warning. David made the Prank Warning disappear quickly and told Jessica that she had clicked on the wrong thing. He then made her screen visible again after the Prank Warning page was gone.
The site traced the killer’s IP address, showed triangulation, ending with a flashing image saying, “Security Breach – Level 3 Access Required.”
Jessica: “We put the wooden horse inside my bank! They’re coming! We’ve done this. You and I have done this now. The trojan horse is in the bank account. They’re inside the wooden horse. Push that sucker outta here! Git it out!”
Jessica: “The Space Invaders, they’re invading my bank!”
Jessica: “I don’t celebrate the computer’s birthday. It’s not a person. It’s not a cat. It’s not a dog. It’s not part of this family. This computer works for me.”
Jessica: “It’s an IBM 730. OK? Don’t get it twisted!”
Jessica: “Mr. Dave Killer, could you beam up your snotty?”
Jessica: “I appreciate your service here. I want you to continue doing a great job, but you are a filthy dog.”
Jessica: “Run your nose in the toilet bowl. I don’t know what to say. Just get that thing outta there!”
Jessica: “My apologies, you give dogs a bad name.”
Jessica: “You skunk sac!”
Jessica: “Cockroaches look down upon you. Do you understand?!”
David: “Shall I call you mom?”
Jessica: “Don’t you dare!”
Jessica: “Play your cards well. Pull the wool over my eyes and fix those hackers.”
We were in the blue car to go to the bank.
Jessica: “I need to take a second to talk about how ridiculous this call has been.”
David didn’t understand the fourth wall knock-knock joke.
Jessica: “I’m driving a Tesla. It’s like a quiet little fart going by.”
Jessica: “David, do you struggle to unzip your pants?”
David: “Sometimes.”
Jessica wanted David to call her back. He refused. She pretended to “go on speakerphone” and “accidentally” hang up so she could refresh the browser and see what text message he sent.
David called back. Jessica answered with a fake voicemail message. He booped.
David called back.
We got bank account details to report!
Jessica gave the phone to Bob in the bank but David went silent and then booped.
1hr 24min 17sec
We called him back. Bob still couldn’t get him to talk. Bob told Jessica that David is a scammer.
Jessica: “Never once did you go off script!”
Jessica: “Dave, this conversation serves no purpose. Goodbye.”
David booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 29min 06sec
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