Episode 327 Livestream Recap
{327} Tuesday, July 26, 2022 – 2 p.m. ET
Queen Rinoa with 41,000 Subs on YouTube!!!
Computers in the Universe These Days….
Stream Timestamp [00:22:15]
Jessica Wilson Vs Harry Williams & Snotty-boy Ryan -GeekSquad
Jessicabunnyfartcarrots13@yahoo.com
Refund amount $248.99
AnyDesk was used.
Harry: “Ma’am, whenever somebody buys a computer in this universe, this software comes along with the computer.”
Jessica: “Just thought I’d mention, you’re a bit squirrelly. Did you run up the tree? Are you absolutely just nuts?”
Transferred to Snotty-boy Ryan.
Jessica: “Are you sick in the head, the nose area?”
Jessica: “Can I be transferred to somebody who has an operating, a functional brain?”
Ryan: “Do you know the Kitboga?”
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 36min 07sec
Busted….
Stream Timestamp [01:03:00]
Nancy Wheeler vs GeekSquad
He said Rinoa isn’t a good actor. (He’s wrong.)
He booped.
Time Wasted: 1min 38sec
We called back.
Weirdness ensued, including fake voices, fake laughs, terrible music played, poorly timed jokes, and unkind words.
Get new timer.
Total Time Wasted: 2min 45sec
Hello Again, David Killer…
Stream Timestamp [01:12:25]
Margaret Rosebud vs Shawn Dicosdea (Discodogga) -Norton
TeamViewer was used.
Margaret: “Viewer, like a Twitch viewer.”
Margaret: “The damn cookies won’t go away.”
Margaret was worried that Shawn would treat her like her grandson does when he calls. Margaret lives with her husband and has a perfect life. She’s 72 years old. She used to be a singer, wanted to be on Broadway.
Margaret: “It’s not a family gathering unless one of the plates hits the side of the walls.”
Shawn: “You can hang up on me. It’s been a pleasure talking to you — ”
We booped in his face.
19min 11sec
Transferred to David Taylor (Tater) who is David Killer from yesterday’s stream.
He said someone would call us back. He bailed and booped, likely recognized the computer or the bank account.
Time Wasted today: 29min 22sec
Time Wasted Yesterday: 1hr 29min 06sec
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 58min 28sec
Are You a Potato?
Stream Timestamp [02:01:05]
Nancy Wheeler vs Steve Richard -GeekSquad
Refund amount $389.99
No money in the bank when first logged in, but then balances above were shown when logged in again.
They tried to connect via Bank of America page but it didn’t work.
Melon translation in the background: “It’s not coming.”
David: “Fuck off with your bank.”
Melon translation: “It will be an issue.”
“Don’t entertain her anymore.”
Nancy: “I’m talking about your hands. Can you see?”
Nancy: “Are you absolutely bonkers right now? Are you a potato?”
Melon translation: “They are showing us live.”
Total Time Wasted: 15min 29sec
We booped in his face… three times!
Stream Timestamp [02:22:55]
Nancy Wheeler Vs Alex Wilson & Unnamed Scammer -GeekSquad
Refund amount $389.99
TeamViewer was used.
Melon translation: “She is a bit.”
“Seems she is smart.”
Alex said a manager will call us back. We booped in his face.
22min 59sec
An unnamed scammer called us back.
Melon translation: “Computer logged out.”
Unnamed Scammer: “This is just a demo account.”
Nancy: “Now, I get the pleasure of hanging up on you again.”
Total Time Wasted: 26min 30sec
Mistaken Identity…
Stream Timestamp [03:05:30]
Adam Stevens from Norton incoming call – claimed there had been a power outage
Adam: “Somebody else is typing in your computer, ma’am.”
Adam said that fraudulent people were connected to and typing on the computer. He asked her to login to her Wells Fargo account but the computer is locked.
She played the guitar while on the phone with the scammer. Scammer didn’t know where she put her guitar pick.
Her computer screen was blacked out. She didn’t know what was going on.
Adam said he would call back. We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 12min 15sec
Bad Dog!
Stream Timestamp [03:30:10]
Jessica Wilson (&Nancy??) vs Mr. Hard of Hearing Steven Miller (Fake Steve Miller / Soggy Bags) & Mike Lee & Andy Watson – Norton Support
Refund amount $739.48
He’s not a fan of Steve Miller Band and she’s a diehard fan. She’s very disappointed in his life choices.
Jessica: “Doesn’t sound like you’re a true fan.”
Jessica: “You can fill out a piece of paper from the courts and ask for a name and, when they ask the reason why you are changing your name, just say, ‘I am not worthy.’”
Jessica: “This website sucks. I feel like my 5-year-old could do better.”
Steve has terrible taste in music.
Jessica: “Knock on the Door, Slap You With a Lawnmower is a good band. It’s a great band. It sounds like music being put through a wood chipper. It’s phenomenal. It’s phenomenal. One of my favorites. Have you ever heard of the band, Zero Personality? I think you would like them. Their music has absolutely no personality for people with no personality. It would be a perfect fit for you.”
Jessica: “Mr. Miller, what are you doing?”
Jessica: “Have you ever been smacked with a frying pan like a cartoon character?”
Transferred to Mike Lee
Mike: “I get anger don’t suits you.”
Jessica: “You put that guy on the phone and I’m gonna scream.”
Mike claimed that a network glitch caused a significant delay.
Jessica: “Clearly you’re not sorry. You enjoy making me aggravated.”
Transferred to Andy Watson.
Black screen said ‘ConnectWise Control.’
Jessica: “Go on and tell me. Make me more angry. Make my day.”
Mike put us on hold.
Rinoa: “He’s absolutely leaving the building. He’s just gonna run. He’s gonna grab his coat, put on his hat, grab his umbrella, say ‘Good day. Have a good one. I will see you guys tomorrow. Same time. Absolutely. Later everyone,’ and then walk out the door and leave the phone on the counter.”
Rinoa broke the connection and saw that they are trying to transfer $1,496 out of our account via Zelle.
Jessica: “So I can help you steal the money? Are ya stoopitt??”
Jessica: ”Could I ask you something, Mr. Watson? Did your balls just drop?”
Jessica: “Put your fingers in your nose right now. Put your fingers in your nose!” That was just as ridiculous as what he was asking her to do. Jessica refused to believe him.
Jessica: “That’s ridiculous! Nice flex, bro!”
Jessica shut down the computer because he wouldn’t disconnect from it. They also tried to purchase Amazon gift cards.
Jessica: “What’s it like being a little cockroach that eats the food that falls on the floor?”
Mike booped after (Rinoa hypothesized) he tripped over his computer and fell. It’s the only logical thing that could have happened there.
1hr 13min 41sec
At some point in this call, for some reason, they started calling her Nancy even though she had filled out the form with all of Jessica’s information, including her name. Where did they come up with Nancy??
Mike wanted Jessica to check her account to see if she got the funds or not. She was not willing to do this since he was connected to her computer and she had determined that he was a thief.
Jessica found 2 transactions on Zelle; $1,000 & $1,496
He played dumb and Jessica called him out on it. Then, he tried to connect to her computer again. When she wouldn’t, he tried to connect to her phone so that he could accept the Zelle transactions himself.
Jessica: “You are a baby owl.”
Jessica: “If you want the money, beg for it. I need to hear you beg for the money.”
Mike: “I work for my money. I don’t beg for it.”
Mike: “Please, ma’am. I’m begging on your legs.”
Jessica: “You want the treat, you gotta bark like a dog. Speak, boy!”
He barked!!! Queen Rinoa worked her magic once again!!!
We booped.
1hr 37min 19sec
He called back but we didn’t answer.
Rinoa: [phone rings incessantly] “Listen. He just barked like a dog and he’s still calling.”
He called back so many times. We finally answered.
Jessica: “To be completely honest with you, I wouldn’t let you connect to my toilet. You’re nasty.”
Jessica: “Bad dog. Bad doggie! We do not steal from people. Bad! Bad dog.”
Jessica: “Do you wanna go to your kennel?”
Jessica: “You are stuck on stupid. Do you know that?”
We booped.
1hr 48min 37sec
He called back yet again!
Jessica: “Can you stop calling me? Stop calling me!”
Jessica: “I hate you Steve Miller. You know what happened. You took the name of somebody great and you blew it. You blew it. You’re crap, Steve. You’re crap. You’re full of crap! You know what happened. You took something I loved and you ruined it for me.”
Jessica: “Go slap Mr. Watson in the face and say, ‘Bad dog!’”
Steve booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 51min 06sec
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