Episode 330 Livestream Recap
{330} Monday, August 1, 2022 – 11 a.m. ET
Never Trust a Scammer’s Phone….
Due to an explicit photo on John’s phone, there is no VOD for this episode. Because I could only take notes on this episode live and can’t go back and check the VOD, there may be some inaccuracies and/or omissions in this recap. I will update this writeup as I am able to gather more details.
Stream Timestamp [00:06:48] of 1st stream
Incoming call from John, the Kisser on a different number. We answered and then booped in his face.
Scammers Don’t Care About Yelp Reviews…
Stream Timestamp [00:24:11] of 1st stream
Jessica Wilson vs David John Miller ID#1049 ext 101 & Kevin Anderson ID#7411 ext 9211-Walmart cancellation department
Order #748254785 for an iPhone ProMax
Refund amount $845.69
“Accidental” refund amount $16,911; $16,065.69 overpayment
David told us to hang up and we booped in his face while he was giving us instructions on what to do after we hung up.
David said that there were two transactions made, both for $845.69.
We were transferred to accounting manager, Kevin Anderson.
Jessica: “I’m an honest person. I have 5-star Yelp review.”
When Jessica said she wouldn’t go to Office Max, Kevin zeroed out her bank accounts and locked her computer.
Jessica figured out that Kevin was trying to steal her money. She just wanted to know how to get her computer back. Jessica said that she would call her bank and get it figured out.
He was boring, so we booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 01min 23sec
“I’m a Big Fan…”
Stream Timestamp [00:16:20] of 2nd stream
Jessica Wilson vs Michael Jordan & Ben Parker (Bent Pecker) & Paul Harrison (Hairy-son) -PayPal
There was a charge for Google Play Gift Cards $200 each x 4 = $800 total
AnyDesk & TeamViewer were used.
Jessica appreciated Michael’s help, even though she had been using Venmo more than PayPal.
Michael lived in West Newbury, MA for 10 years. Now, he lives in Las Vegas, Tampa.
Michael said that someone would call us back.
Ben Parker (Bent Pecker) called us back.
Finally connected via TeamViewer at 51 minutes into the call.
MelonBuddy Translations: Brother, let her login. — Brother, what should we do? —Teaching junior how to scam.
Transferred to Paul Harrison (Hairy-son). Paul doesn’t listen to the Beatles. He prefers Drake.
Jessica: “Do you like that song, Lucy in the Sky with Gift Cards?”
We learned that Paul doesn’t shave his legs. Paul transferred all Jessica’s money into one account but didn’t do anything with it.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 33min 35sec
Don’t try to upsell me, bro…
Stream Timestamp [02:10:05] of 2nd stream
Jessica vs James
Refund amount $369.78
Subscriber’s unique ID# 967351481
Jessica: “Do you know if you have a better mouth you can put on the phone?”
Jessica: “I don’t want your services. I just wanna cancel it.”
Jessica: “Shove it up your ass. I don’t care. I just want my money.”
He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 17min 44sec
A Call For the Record Books…
Stream Timestamp [02:28:50ish]
Incoming call from John, the Kisser.
Jessica: “Where’s my BMW, John?”
Jessica’s email addresses: phatballsRsore1@gmail.com
Small_pp_and_HairyBalls419@gmail.com (John read back the second email address to us.)
Jessica’s address that John read back to us: 46876 The Goose in My Ass Street 13 Roselane 94 11 8 California
“Slap my booty and call me mommy” was the post code serial whatever that John read back to us.
John wanted Jessica to send him $500 on Steam. Jessica tried to tell John the story of her day. He walked away. He didn’t like the Steam photo that she sent which showed that she had added $1,000 to her Steam account for him.
John texted: “What is the meaning of this? I didn’t see the Steam wallet codes.”
Jessica: “If you give me your Steam name, I’m gonna buy you $1,000-worth of games.”
John had to hang up every time he wanted to check his phone for texts, etc. It was very annoying.
Password that John read back to us was “slapmyballsyeet.”
Jessica sent John her Steam password so he could get the code. He was mad that she didn’t send the code to him directly.
Jessica: “Where’s my damn BMW, John?”
Jessica somehow convinced John that he would be able to access the money if he connected his phone with Jessica’s computer. After a ton of difficulty, he finally successfully connected using TeamViewer when AnyDesk didn’t work. Jessica said many things to John that she has heard repeatedly from other scammers.
Jessica: “Relieve your brain.”
Jessica: “You know, if you don’t make this happen, I could lose my job.”
Jessica: “Don’t you dare disconnect the network. You’ll break the server.”
And many more.
Time Wasted Today: 1hr 49min 32sec
Time Wasted on Friday: 16mins 45sec
Total Time Wasted: 2hr 6min 17sec
John sent us a photo of himself. It looked an awful lot like a generic middle-aged white man… not quite what Jessica expected him to look like based on his accent and what she saw of the photos in his phone.
Shall we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that Rinoa actually convinced a scammer to let us connect to his personal phone?! I mean, who does that???!!!
See You Tomorrow at 2 p.m. Eastern for Livestream on Twitch!
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