Episode 333 Livestream Recap
{333} Thursday, August 4, 2022 – 11 a.m. ET
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Mr. Baby Stinky Carrot…
Stream Timestamp [00:27:24]
Jessica Wilson vs Jordan Wood & Steve Hunt (Baby Carrot) -Norton
Supremo & ConnectWise were used.
Jordan’s favorite movie is the Avengers.
We were transferred to Steve Hunt (Baby Carrot)
Refund amount $508.99
“Accidental” refund amount $50,800, nonrefundable; $50,399 needed to be returned to Norton
Jessica: “Listen, you need to just reverse the charge. You need to reverse the charge. Figure out a way. Call your bank. Call my bank. Call NASA. I don’t care. You’re gonna reverse this charge.”
Steve: “If you shut down the computer, every money, you will be losing it.”
Jessica: “You little baby carrot, listen to me.”
Jessica: “I don’t want my money to be stolen by some baby carrot.”
Jessica said that she thought he was going to bounce a check off of her bank account. She made Steve swear on a jar of mayo that he wouldn’t do anything wrong.
MelonBuddy Translations: Hey, it is in download folder.
Password change her.
Steve said that he needed a photo of Jessica’s driver’s license but she wouldn’t send it, saying there’s too much personal information on it. He said he knew Jessica was a hacker.
Jessica: “Then, stop wasting my time!!”
We booped in his face. He called back.
Steve: “What happened?”
Jessica: “I hung up on you. That’s what happened.”
We booped in his face again.
He was clicking on things on Jessica’s computer, so she shut it down. He called back again.
Jessica: “I was so angry and blind with rage, I didn’t see the text message.”
We got domestic bank account information that Rinoa reported.
Jessica [overtalking]: “No, I said you were, there’s a difference. I didn’t call you a child. I called you a baby carrot. There’s a difference between those two. OK? A child is somebody that is young in age and will eventually grow up to be an adult. I called you a baby carrot. There’s a very big difference. I called you a little vegetable, a small vegetable. You were once a big carrot and now you’re a baby carrot. That’s all I’ve said. Somebody cut you down to size and made you a baby carrot. A big difference between the two. OK? Big difference.”
Steve: “How much time will it take to get to your bank?”
Jessica: “I’ll take my sweet-ass time if you keep asking me. OK?”
Steve: “You are going now?”
Jessica: “You wanna keep asking me?”
Steve: “No.”
Jessica: “Good boy.”
Jessica said that she would go to her bank, talk to them, and then call Steve back.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 18min 33sec
Office Traffic…
Stream Timestamp [01:58:01]
Jessica Wilson vs Mike Wilson & Peter Stark & Eric Wilson & Toilet Scrubber, CEO -PayPal
Charge was for a WiFi blast, whatever that is.
Refund amount $399, but was supposed to get $400 refunded
“Accidental” refund amount $40,000
AnyDesk & TeamViewer were used.
Jessica: “Can I ask you a question? Is your desk in the center of traffic or something?”
Jessica: “Which f’n key are you talking about?”
Mike: “Now give me a moment. I’m just having a glass of water. OK?”
Jessica: “Oh, please do. You’re gonna need it.”
Rinoa: “He just leaves his desk from the center of traffic, walks over to the store. ‘I’m walking here!!’ ‘BEEP, BEEEEEP!!’ ‘I’m gettin a glass of water from the pond!’ Walks over back to the center of town. ‘BEEP, BEEEEP!!’ ‘Get outta the road, you idiot!’ ‘My office is here!’ [giggles]”
Mike said that the traffic noise is because his office is on the first floor and there was construction being done. The construction crew had removed an entire exterior wall, making it sound like there were cars everywhere.
Proposed passwords: Duckrefund123 or PayPal12345 ; Mike insisted on using: cancel8017
Jessica: “Has anybody ever told you that you are just the most boring person I’ve ever talked to in my life?”
Mike: “I’m really sorry for that.”
Mike liked to spell everything out very slowly and very thoroughly. He started to spell out the password again and Jessica stopped him abruptly.
Jessica: “DON’T SPELL IT OUT!”
Jessica: “Put the car on the phone!”
Jessica: “When you talk like a tiny rodent, it’s very hard to hear you.”
Mike called back from the 2nd floor where there are 4 exterior walls and no traffic.
Mike: “Why you going too hurry?”
MelonBuddy Translations: This daughter of a night lady is a pain in my butt.
Take down the access code.
We learned that Mike believes in Sasquatch. He instructed Jessica to open a notepad. She decided that it would be called “The Yeti” and would be used to document evidence of BigFoot. It’s unclear what Mike had intended to do with the notebook.
Notes on The Yeti:
Peter BigFoot (probably has big feet)
Related to or friends with Chuck Norris*
Isn’t in my bank account!
We were transferred to manager, Peter Stark. Once transferred, Jessica expressed her concern that Mike was talking about BigFoot so much.
Peter transferred $4,000 between Jessica’s accounts and Jessica saw it before he put up the work securely screen.
When Jessica entered the refund amount in the secure server, Peter added the extra zero but Jessica was able to change it back quickly to make it correct and then pressed enter before he could change it again. He made her do it again. The screen said $400.00 when he put up the work securely screen before she hit enter again.
Jessica: “I’d rather abuse somebody that’s on my level. You’re beneath me.”
Jessica: “Put somebody else on the phone or I’m gonna end the call.”
We booped in his face. Mike called back. He said just lost his job because of us.
Jessica: “I want to talk to CEO, Toilet Scrubber.”
Mike transferred us to Eric Wilson, senior financial manager. Eric said he was sitting right next to the CEO, Toilet Scrubber, a good French name. He transferred us to Toilet Scrubber, who sounded exactly like Eric.
Jessica asked the CEO what his name is and he said that he can’t say his name on a recorded call. When she asked his name again, he said, “That name which you said.”
MelonBuddy Translation: She is a stupid idiot.
Toilet Scrubber bailed & booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 28min 19sec
Mr. Baby Stinky Carrot is a Crook!
We called Steve Hunt back from outside our bank. The bank told Jessica that the money wasn’t in her account.
Jessica: “Steve, you crook.”
Steve: “What’s your YouTube channel name?”
Jessica: “You’re obviously just pranking with me, then. Have a good day, Mr. Baby Stinky Carrot.”
We booped in his face.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 27min 41sec
Text from Steve after boop. “Keep the money up your ass, you bitch! Fuck off!”
We Have Fraud on the Phone Here!
Stream Timestamp [04:10:18]
Nancy Wheeler & Sherry Hill vs Alex Wheeler & Ralph Hoffman & David Williams -GeekSquad
Transaction number 109710; Wire#125777
Refund amount $400; “Accidental” refund amount $50,000
We were transferred to Ralph Hoffman, senior accounts manager, then to David Williams, accounts manager.
When Nancy entered in the transaction number, David added an extra 7 at the end of it. This caused the wrong amount to be transferred into Nancy’s account. David attempted a Zelle transfer but couldn’t find the United States on the list of countries.
Nancy: “Could you pop up that server and I’ll send the money back through the CMD?”
David: “Hold your patience.”
We got domestic bank account details to report!!!
David said that he had an accident and didn’t make it back in time. He was on a motorcycle. We got in the blue car to go to the bank!
In the bank, Nancy wasn’t understanding what was going on. Nancy handed the phone to Sherry. David booped instantly. He called back and said the bank is suspicious. Sherry disagreed.
Sherry: “We have fraud on the phone here!”
Sherry booped in his frog face!
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 17min 41sec
He was still on the computer, browsing and deleting things until Rinoa kicked him off the computer.
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