Episode 336 Livestream Recap
{336} Wednesday, August 10, 2022 – 2 p.m. ET
Rat Alert! Rat Alert!!
Technical Difficulties…
Stream Timestamp [00:21:41]
Jessica Wilson vs James – GeekSquad
Downloads folder wouldn’t load, so couldn’t get email fast enough.
James got impatient and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 16sec
Ashes to Ashes, Dustbin to Dustbin…
Stream Timestamp [00:24:50]
Claire Redfield vs James (probably the same one as last call) & John Edward (Wood / Dr. Eggwood) -GeekSquad
Refund amount $347.99
We were transferred to John Edward (Wood / Dr. Eggwood).
Claire: “Is this panic time or no panic time?”
The scammer in the background was having a rough day in the office.
Claire: “[The computer] is virtually old. Yeah, it’s virtually old. Like absolutely just found it in a dumpster kind of thing. You know what I mean? Ashes to ashes, dustbin to dustbin.”
For some unknown reason that he wouldn’t explain, John googled “lion.”
Claire: “Rawr?”
Claire: “They now have Christmas wrapping paper for your toilet. You cover the toilet in wrapping paper. As a gift. You leave a gift inside.”
Claire: “A good way to describe it, let me say it like this. It’s like lingerie for your toilet. You know what I mean? It’s sexy time for toilet time. You know what I mean?”
Claire: “That lingerie toilet will make you wanna jiggle that handle. Know what I’m saying?”
We got connected to the World Banking Server.
Claire: “I’m not doing anything right now. You’ve done all this madness on your own.”
MelonBuddy Translation: I told her. Let me tell her.
F7 strikes again! And again!
He didn’t like that. He bailed & booped. We called him back.
James: “I think you might have the wrong number. You know?”
Claire: “Your brother is behind your back? That’s a little odd. Don’t you think? Why is the brother behind your back?”
James: “Enough playtime, doll. Hang up the call.”
Claire: “I hope she’s well. Tell your mom I said, ‘Hi.’”
Total Time Wasted: 44min 52sec
After booping, we saw that he was trying to steal Apple cards under the Work Securely screen using Claire’s Amazon account.
It’s Wabbit, not Rabbit…
Stream Timestamp [01:16:25]
Jessica Wilson vs Dane Johnson
Order was for an Xbox console
Refund amount $495.98
Jessicawilsonwabbit13131339@gmail.com but, in reality, the email address kept changing, making it impossible for him to get the correct one.
He wanted a different email address, kept asking for another email address.
Jessica: “You ducked it!”
Dane said that he found 5 transactions that are fraudulent.
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 9min 37sec
Rinoa suspected it was a scam where he was trying to get a hold of Jessica’s PayPal account. He gave up when he couldn’t get an email address that was linked to an active PayPal account.
A Must-See VOD!!
Stream Timestamp [01:34:25]
Jessica Wilson vs Peter Brown (Baggs & Mr. Rat) #AML7952 & Alex Morgan -Amazon
Refund amount $234.99
fast_and_the_curious@yahoo.com or last_and_the_curious@yahoo.com
AnyDesk was used.
Jessica is a 50-yr-old widow.
Jessica: “Yeah, Yahoo, because I couldn’t afford Gmail.”
Peter: “You have a creative mind.”
Peter: “W-I-L-L-S-O-N?”
Jessica: “Drop one of those Ls and we’ll call it square. Drop one of those Ls in the dustbin.”
Jessica: “I don’t believe in smartphones. I believe that’s gonna be the downside of society these days. Everybody’s on their phone. The brain waves from the cell towers are inner looping into our brain waves and obviously, obviously is gonna turn everybody’s brain into mush. When I’m left standing, I will once rule this world. Simple as that.”
Jessica: “No, no, no. It’s a landline, like it is absolutely no wireless at all. I believe in the cord should go to the wall and where that cord goes in from the wall is none of my business. You know what I mean? That’s the way I believe in it.”
Peter: “How you got our message then?”
Jessica: “Through my pager.”
Jessica: “I live on a deserted island in the middle of a lake in Michigan and nobody’s allowed to come unless I lower the drawbridge.”
Jessica: “I used to write storybooks for children.”
Jessica described her books including aliens, raptors, a sidekick rabbit named Mr. Baby Carrot, a t-rex, mayonnaise, war, area 51, and more.
Peter: “Hit on accept really fast.”
Jessica: “So what if my toilet seat has pants. I think it’s funny. OK? But lingerie? I think it’s going too far.”
Jessica asked about the story of how Peter met his partner.
Jessica: “She tolerates your advances and kinda pushes you aside type of friend. Right?”
Peter: “Yeah.”
Jessica: “Have you ever used a carrier pigeon by any chance? You should try it.”
Peter: “Seriously?”
Jessica told Peter to clap his hands if he needs her attention.
Jessica: “If you’re happy and you know it [claps 4 times]. If I’m off-topic, it gets me focused.”
Peter: “Make a focus on your screen.”
Peter: “This is not a food for you. It’s a cat food.”
Jessica: “My first bag’s a little low and, like I said, those gravy swirls are really good.”
Peter made a purchase using Jessica’s Amazon account.
Jessica: “You’re calling me crazy? Do you think I’m bonkers? Is that what you think? You think I’m a loony or something? OK?”
Mr. Baggs used to play music with either a Casio or a catheter.
Jessica: “How does one make music with a catheter?”
Jessica: “It’s a wicked pissah, right?”
Jessica: “Occasionally, I use it to Zelle money over to a Nigerian prince overseas named, “Mr. Quackers. I’ve sent him $20 for gas. Eventually, him and I are gonna get married and I’m gonna inherit a lot of money but until then, Mr. Quackers is my Nigerian prince. He’s trying to hide the money from an organization or the government that’s after him. But it’s odd ‘cause he’s got a lot of problems that happens with him. You know what I mean?”
Jessica: “Did you start investing in cryptocurrency because your catheter band didn’t work out?”
Jessica: “Do you like ice in your coffee, like a serial killer?”
Peter has a dog named Jenny.
Jessica: “What’s wrong with you? I will kick your teeth in. Easy on the violence.”
Jessica got an alert about a $450 Zelle transfer. Hackers were hacking on the prank site! There were 8 total devices were connected to Jessica’s account.
Peter: “The rat means your computer.”
Jessica: “You’re calling me a rat? You’re a rat. If I’m a rat, then you’re a toad.”
Starting around [02:53:00], it is well worth the time to watch the VOD for several minutes. The chaos is particularly brilliant!
Jessica: “Security breach level 3! Rat alert! Rat Alert! Shut it down!”
We were transferred to manager, Alex Morgan.
Jessica: “We have a breach in the security! The hackers have gained access to my device. I need access level 3!”
Jessica: “Rats are infesting and nesting into my computer wires!”
Jessica: “Time is of the essence. The fate of the world depends on you right now.”
Jessica: “My IP address is screwed. There’s a rat in there. There is a rat inside my IP address.”
Jessica: “Only 1 rat has pants on. This is nuts.”
Jessica: “I know and the manager doesn’t know what he’s doing right now.”
Alex: “You can! Believe in yourself. A warrior never gives up.”
Jessica: “Turn around, lift up your tail, Alex! Let’s spray the bank!”
Jessica thought that we needed to spray so the rats don’t get in. She wouldn’t log into her bank account unless Alex was actively spraying to keep the rats away.
Scammer spray activated!!
Alex said the spray would last for 15 minutes. Jessica set a timer to make sure they logged out before the account was vulnerable again.
Jessica: “The rats are strong. We’ve gotta be careful.”
With the help of the rat spray, Jessica was able to share her bank username and password with Alex. Alex said that they would put some money into her account to fool the rats.
Jessica: “You’re putting a cat inside my bank?”
Jessica: “You’re pre-spraying!”
Alex added cats into the bank. Jessica’s computer shut down. She said that she couldn’t start it back up again because she needed to leave now. He agreed to continue the call tomorrow.
We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 2hr 00min 41sec
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