Episode 337 Livestream Recap
{337} Thursday, August 11, 2022 – 11 a.m. ET
Throw a Brick of Cheese at Him!!
Any Dairy Products, Really…
Very Much Annoying…
Stream Timestamp [00:27:22]
Jessica Wilson vs Mark Geller (Killer/Giller/Glitter/Trash Consumer) & John (John OutHere) –GeekSquad
TeamViewer was used.
Refund amount $449.99
F7 strikes again! And again!!
Mark said to hang up and wait for a call from account manager, so we booped in his face. Mark called back.
Mark: “You just have to hung up this line and then…”
We booped in his face.
Rinoa: “A lifelock is when you pay a service to a company and that service will lock you up in jail and throw away the key forever. So, it’s almost like a win-win for you.”
John called us back.
Initial refund was “automatically declined” because Jessica took too long to login to her bank.
Jessica: “No need to get rude. OK, John?”
John: “What you are doing is very much annoying.”
John got frustrated and syskeyed the computer. He bailed & booped.
We called him back. Mark answered. He had John call us back. He claimed that he hung up because Jessica wouldn’t stop talking but then said that the call got disconnected as if it was an accident. John said that, despite Jessica only knowing of one charge for $449.99, he actually received a payment of $399.99 and another of $50. He told her to type $50.00 first, but there were many errors and malfunctions.
F7 strikes again!!!
The “secure server” ended up saying $50.000000. John immediately “got a call” from a senior department, which we were able to listen in on. “Mr. Bruce” must have informed John that $50,000 was transferred and that it is nonrefundable.
Jessica: “So, if I’m understanding this correctly, because it was not my fault and the server had sent me $50,000 and it is nonrefundable, that is money in the bank? Absolutely, it’s party time, is what you’re telling me?”
John: “It’s not free fucking money! You need to give me time so I can fucking make you understand!”
John booped. We called back. He answered. John put Jessica’s savings account on hold. Jessica said it didn’t make sense since her checking account was the one with the extra money in it. He locked her computer, bailed, and booped. We called him back but he didn’t answer.
Total Time Wasted: 58min 10sec
Masterblaster…
Stream Timestamp [01:41:02]
Jessica Wilson vs Victor Curtis (Fapper Salad) & William Kelly– GeekSquad
Refund amount $449; $499.99; $389.99; $699.99 – who knows at this point!
Fartslouderthanyou1@gmail.com
TeamViewer was used.
Jessica: “Oh! I forgot to turn on the wifi blaster!”
Victor: “Minimize your each and everything.”
Jessica: “Victor, something bad has happened to my desktop.”
Jessica: “The ceiling fan on the roof is on.”
Jessica: “I turned on the wifi masterblaster. It should be fine.”
Jessica: “My CAT1 cable is running from my computer and up to the ceiling fan. The ethernet cable runs up the wall to the ceiling fan and the ceiling fan flings it around. I have some tape around it to get the wifi.”
Jessica: “You do you, boo.”
Jessica: “I have a feeling that any conversation is slightly above your paygrade.”
Victor said that he would transfer us to a manager. When he didn’t transfer the call, we booped in his face.
William Kelly from the financial department of the “GeekSquid” called us back. He said the refund amount was a total of $699.99, including taxes and back charges.
Jessica: “Mr. Kelly, was your wife mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up?”
William put us on permahold. We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 59min 35sec
It’s Not A Wrong Number. It’s the Wrong Response…
Stream Timestamp [02:47:14]
Online wallet support
Scammer said it was the wrong number and booped.
17sec
Welcome to Company…
Stream Timestamp [02:48:00]
Automated recording: “Welcome to Company.”
Jessica said that she was calling regarding an email. Steve said that they were hiring for a new cornhub website and asked if Jessica would like to participate.
Jessica: “Somebody rattled you. Huh?”
Steve: “Can you send your corn clip on this number?”
Jessica: “Absolutely. Will do.”
Steve: “A one-minute clip will do.”
Jessica: “No, that’s fine. I can do that for you. Yeah, I’ll send it to you. Just gotta keep waiting. Just keep those eyeballs on your messages. You’ll get a new notification here soon.”
Steve booped.
We called back but they blocked our number. So, we called from a different number.
Jessica said she was calling about a voicemail she received. Steve said that there were openings on their website and he just needs a short corn clip from her. He said it paid around 1,500 with benefits and “everything included.”
Jessica: “Is that in rupees?”
Steve: “No, it’s in your dollars.”
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 2min 08sec
Smacky & All-Over…
Stream Timestamp [02:56:20]
Margaret Rosebud vs Max (Smacky) & Oliver (All-Over) –Insurance Health Center
Medicare Health Agent
Margaret is 72 years old & has Medicare A&B. She qualifies for additional benefits according to Max but not according to Oliver.
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We were transferred to Medicare licensed agent in our area, Oliver, a Medicare health agent with a congested nose.
Margaret: “I thought I was transferred to someone in my area. What is this game?”
Margaret: “Who are you? Are you just a time-waster between getting me connected?”
All-Over: “Why are you being rude, ma’am? I’m trying to help you here. Why are you being so rude? Have a good day.”
All-Over booped.
Total Time Wasted: 4min 13sec
Eric Erickson…
Stream Timestamp [03:05:35]
Jessica Wilson vs Eric Wilson & Eric Johnson -Norton
Eric Wilson answered the phone. Then, we were transferred to Eric Johnson.
Jessica: “O as in oscar, not 0 as in zero?”
When we were having trouble getting the website to work, we were transferred back to Eric Wilson.
Jessica: “You’re the guy with the guy in the background that’s louder than you. I can’t hear you.”
Eric: “Can you hear me now?”
Jessica: “Barely. The guy in the background is stealing all your thunder. Go slap him in the back of the head. Tell him to take it down a couple of decibels. What is he doin’ over there? He’s so loud. Throw a brick of cheese at him!”
Eric: “Fuck you.”
Jessica: “He’s too loud.”
Eric booped.
Total Time Wasted: 15min 18sec
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