Episode 347 Livestream Recap
{347} Tuesday, August 30, 2022 – 2 p.m. ET
F-R-U-A-D-A-T-I-O-N!!
Rinoa is now looking for an endorsement deal with Yorkshire Gold. Just one taste convinced her that it’s worthy of her seal of approval.
Expired or Going to Expire?
Text from a scammer prior to stream: “This is your Amazon Prime. Your service has been expired, so the service is going to expire. If you wish to cancel, call [this number].”
We called him.
Stream Timestamp [00:20:15]
Nancy Wheeler vs Unidentified Scammer & Mike Watson -Amazon
Refund amount $119
TeamViewer was used.
We were transferred to Mike Watson. He had a terrible call quality, so we booped. Mike called back.
Nancy completed the “Fruadation & Refund Form.” The scammers didn’t understand how this had happened.
MelonBuddy Explanation of what the Scammers are Saying to Each Other: They are figuring how you did it and saying usually people don’t call them.
They put us on hold but didn’t mute themselves, so we overheard the conversation. We booped and left them scratching their hairs.
Total Time Wasted: 21min 32sec
Cropdusting…
Stream Timestamp [00:45:54]
Nancy Wheeler vs David Thomson (Thompson) & James Marshall from episode {346} & Mark Wilson from episode {331} & Dennis Burns
James Marshall called us back today, wondering why he didn’t hear from us later yesterday.
Starting bank balances for today: Ckg $43,643 and $31,346 because they transferred $25,000 between accounts yesterday.
James explained that the transaction from yesterday was on hold. If she had wired the money yesterday, the transaction would have been taken off hold. The bank couldn’t see the transaction because it was on hold.
James explained that his boss was going to put him behind the bars if he couldn’t fix this problem today.
Rinoa reported another domestic bank account!!
Nancy is the first person who has EVER been allowed to speak to the finance team. We were transferred to Mark Wilson from the finance team. What an honor!
Nancy: “The money is on hold. Don’t send it back to me. That would be overstupid.”
Mark showed the blue screen that says, “Please wait your computer is updating 25% completed Do not turn off your computer” again.
Rinoa: “Oh, magnificent, beautiful 25! Oh baby, what a gorgeous number you are! Hold me, caress me, love me! Holy cow! That beautiful, magnificent, perfect beast of a number. I would love to just take that number home. They do say, the best kisser of a number is right there on screen. 25 is the best number. That is the one. You know, when they say, ‘the one,’ that’s the number, right there. They mean the one, that’s it, right there. The number 25, that’s the number right there. So beautiful. Beautiful 25. Beautiful 25! That’s a number you wanna sit by the fireplace and grab your guitar out and play your favorite love songs. Beautiful 25! Spicy meatball of a 25%! Magnificent, perfect number there. Ooo baby! That is a good number. Whoa baby! It’s updating fast. It goes from zero to 25 instantly and never goes past that. That is where we stick. That is where we want it. Right there. Don’t you change, 25. Don’t you ever change. You are perfect the way you are. Absolutely perfect. You are a perfect specimen of a number, two followed by a five with a nice percent sign. Wha-bam!”
Nancy: “Why can I not move my computer?”
Mike said that Nancy is not cooperative, so he isn’t going to allow her to use her computer. It doesn’t make sense to have released the money into Nancy’s account rather than taking it back.
We were transferred back to James, who had no idea how to combat Nancy’s logic.
Nancy: “You released the fart from its cage and then you fanned it over to me. It doesn’t make any sense to send it my way. Take it back!”
Nancy: “You thought it was appropriate to cropdust me?”
Nancy has grown weary and is getting irritated by how many things have gone wrong with this whole situation.
James: “If you want to understand, you have to be quiet. You have to listen.”
Nancy: “I don’t even want the damn refund at this point. I don’t want the refund. You guys are a mess.”
Nancy: “The whole reason the money was put on hold was so that you could take it back if you needed to!”
James: “Tell me what you want me to do.”
Nancy: “You’re a fool. I don’t understand how you did this twice… not once, but twice!”
James: “You are screwing it, ma’am.”
The 25% screen reappeared!
Rinoa: “Oh, sweet, gorgeous 25… we meet again. I have chocolates for you, Mr. 25, beautiful chocolates for you.”
James said that he would contact the bank chat to see if they could reverse the transaction.
Nancy: “Call the Chad department. I don’t know what to say.”
James: “They are doing it, ma’am. They are reversing the transaction.”
James took all the money from Nancy’s accounts. Nancy doesn’t understand how he managed to screw everything up again.
Nancy: “You managed to remove it all. You managed to take all my money.”
James said that he will return $25,000 so that she can send it to him, which makes no sense because he should just be able to put everything right if he is able to make everything wrong.
James threatened to donate all of Nancy’s money to a Chadity if she doesn’t comply.
Nancy: “What did the Chad bank say?”
James said that Nancy couldn’t contact her bank, only do what he told her to.
Nancy: “I don’t have any money to give you anymore. You took it all.”
James threatened to take away Nancy’s credit on her credit card, too.
James said to get in the blue car and he would tell her where she had to drive.
Nancy asked James to shut down her computer but he said that it would break the computer and she would lose all her money.
Nancy: “I’m listening to you but you’re not being cooperative. You’re being a bully.”
Nancy: “You cropdusted this whole situation.”
James told Nancy to buy $5,000 of Target gift cars to make it so that he would release her money to her account. James said that he is crazy and that he can do anything.
Nancy decided to let her bank figure everything out and that her bank was going to put him behind the bars.
Nancy talked about sending the money via online transfer but he said that is no longer an option. Her only choice was to get Target gift cards now.
James said that he released the money back into Nancy’s accounts.
Nancy: “I would honestly wish you would never touch my stuff again.”
The $25,000 wasn’t in her account anymore. James said that he would release the money again. Nancy yelled that he shouldn’t do that! She wanted him to take the money back instead of releasing the money into her account again.
James: “I love you so much. You need to understand that I love you so much.”
Nancy: “Don’t say that. Don’t ever say that.”
James: “I cannot lose contact with you. I cannot lose you. You need to understand.”
Nancy: “What do you mean that you can’t lose me?”
James: “You are such a precious person for me.”
Nancy: “I’m not going to sit here watching you steal money from me.”
Nancy: “Now, give me access to my computer, damnit!”
He did.
Nancy: “Don’t touch it. Don’t touch it! Don’t lock it. Don’t block it. Don’t touch it.”
He locked her computer again.
We were transferred back to Mark, who was laughing too much to be understood. They told Nancy that they are scammers.
Nancy: “There’s a stench in the air. I walked right into your cropdust.”
Mark: “You will cry.”
Nancy: “I will not cry. I will not cry. I will not cry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am not intimidated by the sewer rat. Nobody should be intimidated by the sewer rat. Hyenas.”
Nancy: “You have a good one.”
Mark: “You, too.”
Nancy: “But you’re not getting my money.”
They wanted Nancy to speak to David. We booped in their faces.
David called us back, crying and begging. “How will you help me, ma’am? Tell me.”
Nancy: “I don’t know what you want me to do. They’re scammers. Get out of there and get a real job. Have some respect for yourself. Have some dignity.”
David asked Nancy for 3 gift cards for his children but his buddies laughed behind him, which blew his cover.
Nancy: “I’m not gonna give a scammer any money.”
Nancy: “There’s only one solution to this. I can get you some money but on one condition. You have to bark like a dog.”
We were transferred to Dennis Burns, senior executive here. Dennis said that she will lose all her money in a week.
Nancy: “Dennis, do you hear that? That is the sound of empty threats coming from your end.”
Nancy: “You know when you move your trash can and there’s maggots under there? That’s you.”
Nancy: “I’ll celebrate my money still being in my account in one week. I’ll celebrate with champagne.”
Nancy: “If I have your money, I’m keeping it. It probably wasn’t there to begin with.”
We were transferred back to David.
Nancy: “This isn’t what a dog sounds like. If you don’t sound like a dog, I’m gonna hang up. 3-2-1…”
We booped.
MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
We know it.
Try online transfer.
Which address did you give?
It’s difficult to convince her.
From so long time, we are not getting control. Still, she is not listing to our demands.
She is mad. Stop, stop, stop.
Customer is making us a fool.
It’s your customer, so we are not putting in effort.
We will eat first, then we’ll talk.
What’s your full name?
Give her your Whatsapp number.
Take your photo and send it to her.
Cry and beg for money.
Let’s cry and ask her for money.
Try emotional acting.
Total Time Wasted: 4hr 13min 51sec
Confusing Farts…
Stream Timestamp [03:20:55]
Sherry Hill vs Unidentified Scammer & Jerry (Mr. Springer) & David -PayPal
Refund amount $600+
SupRemo & TeamViewer were used.
Sherry: “What did you say your name is, laddie?”
He booped. We called back. Jerry answered.
Sherry: “I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.”
Sherry: “What’s with all the dumb questions?”
Sherry was confused about the button that said it would lock the computer. “Put it in the trash.”
We were transferred to David.
Sherry: “I’m listening to you. I’m just hearing jibberish coming from you right now.”
David said that the problem is that there are hackers on Sherry’s computer.
Sherry didn’t want these people connected to her because they kept blocking it and she didn’t want them to lock it. They kept doing things without her permission and she was not having it.
Sherry: “What are you doing on my computer?”
David: “We are nothing, ma’am. OK?”
Sherry was confused by everything they were doing. David asked Sherry to fill out the PayPal Refund Form.
We were transferred back to Jerry.
Sherry: “Jerry, can you go slap yourself silly with both hands?”
Sherry: “You know what, I changed my mind. I want the laptop.”
Sherry: “I farted and it confused me, but now I remember, I want it. I want it.”
Jerry: “If you do not cancel this order, I will lock your computer right now.”
Sherry: “Thank you for your patience. I will see you in a warm place in hell, you dirty scammer.”
Jerry got mad and called Sherry bad names.
We booped.
MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
Is it the same?
Her Target, Chase is open.
Check her.
Wait. First connect and open Chase.
Who says it will not be possible?
Got another.
She is smart and knows.
What to say her.
Say PayPal.
Let’s see it all.
Black her screen.
See, locked it.
First black it, then lock it.
Don’t lock the screen without blacking it.
No use to deal with her.
It’s already black.
She’s not letting us do anything.
She will not listen.
How much can we pull her if she won’t let the install?
Just open the form. There is no other way.
She won’t let it happen any other way.
Now see, there was a payment option.
Why you close it?
She was filling. Let her fill it first.
Are you a fool? Why did you close it?
It was all happening great. You messed it up.
Why did you disturb it?
She was filling in all the info.
If she doesn’t read, how will she login the bank?
Hey, talk to her. I’m done.
What happened?
She’s not letting us do.
She wants the order now.
It will not lock. She is shouting a lot.
She is such a…
She is shouting while taking access and keeps shouting.
She shut it down.
Disconnect it.
She said she will buy a new one.
Total Time Wasted: 55min 51sec
Scammer Slumber…
Stream Timestamp [04:26:39]
Nancy vs Unidentified Scammer -Norton
Unidentified Scammer: “Here is no Norton.”
Nancy: “Sorry I woke you from your slumber.”
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 05sec
The Norton Fraudulent & Forfeit Form…
Stream Timestamp [04:29:51]
Nancy Wheeler vs Alex & David & Ryan -Norton
Refund amount $409
AnyDesk was used.
He bailed & booped. We called back. David answered.
Nancy: “Could your mouth be any closer to the phone?”
The extremely-professional website gave the option for “the Norton Forfeit” among other options. This option broke Rinoa’s brain.
Nancy filled out “The Norton 360 fraudulent & forfeit Form” and Rinoa couldn’t stop giggling.
We were transferred to Ryan. It looks like the money was already added to the account. (Rinoa likely did that.)
The scammers realized that the bank account was fake. Rinoa booped and disconnected so they couldn’t learn more from her fake account.
Total Time Wasted: 24min 51sec
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