Episode 348 Livestream Recap
{348} Wednesday, August 31, 2022 – 2 p.m. ET
Claire Plairez Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Wilson…
All the Hackers…
Stream Timestamp [00:23:01]
Jessica Wilson vs Mike Ross -Amazon
Refund amount $540
Account has been invaded by hackers in China, Canada, Mexico, Dayton, OH, Albuquerque, NM, and Jacksonville, FL
Mike wanted her to switch to a landline because the hackers have access to her cell phone. Hackers have also applied for a loan under Jessica’s name.
Jessica asked too many questions, so he booped.
Total Time Wasted: 14min 06sec
Who Ends a Scam Like That??
Stream Timestamp [00:39:51]
Claire Redfield vs Sam William (Villiam) & Mark Wilson & John Garcia -Geek Squad (GekSquad)
Refund amount $789.25
TeamViewer was used.
Sam said that, at 5 am today, more than 10 people connected to Claire’s internet and tried to subscribe to GS FireWall plan.
We were transferred to Mark.
We were put on hold as soon as we logged into the bank account. We booped after a while.
Mark continued working on the computer and then called back.
Mark found a hidden charge in Claire’s bank account.
Claire: “I hit something with my lawnmower in the tall grass. It’s an expression.”
We were transferred to John, the senior technician of the security department.
John told Claire her to contact her bank and get things situated.
He bailed and Booped.
Total Time Wasted: 43min 44sec
Pay No Attention to the Details….
Stream Timestamp [01:32:12]
Claire Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Wilson (Plairez -pronounced as one syllable, Playerz, Playzer, Flavor) vs Jason & Jennifer (Wilson) & Jeff Morris (Jeffrey Cox, Crocs, Crooks, Rocks) -GeekSquad
Refund amount $349.99
“Accidental” refund amount $30,000
Overpayment $29,500
Claire filled out both the “Fraud Form” AND the “Fraud and Fraudulent Form” by accident, causing some inconsistent details.
Address — 13 Didn’t make this up Add 145 CA 94118; then: 13 Maple Rd blah yeah St, BlahYeah, CA 94118
Phone Number — 6235554680; then: N/A
Email — Whatisevenhappeninganymore@gmail.com; then: aintnothingbywhateverthis@gmail.com
Jason was having trouble with his computer. He said someone else would call us back and he booped.
Jennifer called us back.
Plairez: “Have you heard about the new Windows Air Biscuit that’s about to be launched?”
MelonBuddy Translation: Why is it not connecting?
Plairez and Jennifer discussed Brad Pitt’s movie, Home of Sluggo or Life of Sluggo or something like that, about inheriting a slug, played by Adam Sandler. Plairez’ favorite actress is Whoopi Goldberg.
Plairez is named after a Greek Goddess of Time, mostly known for wasting time.
Jennifer said that we would get a call from someone else. We booped in her face. We were transferred to Jeff, from the billing department.
Plairez: “I have patiences. They are just broken, is all.”
Plairez checked the box to NOT initiate the fraud at the bottom. But the confirmation screen said, “Congratulations, the fraud is being processed.” Jeff changed it to say that the “form” is being processed.
Plairez: “What do you do for hobbies, like play the guitar, smack your weasel, whatever?”
Plairez: “Have you ever been able to hold down your horse?”
Jeff: “Yes, the whole day, bareback.”
Jeff said that Plairez is his auntie and she said that he is her creepy uncle, Mr. Crooks.
Jeff opened the “Geek Squad Money Portal,” which is aggressively green.
Plairez: “It’s not going away. If anything, I’m making it way worse. It just says, ‘processing.’ Should I unplug the computer?”
Plairez’ printer isn’t working. “It hit the floor the other day. It’s broken. It’s not turning on. The compactor 785 fuse, printer LG5-37, the fuse is blown out on that. It sounds like basically a squirrel. The printer board blew out. The printer compacitor 7853, compacitor and matrix printer index 5578 has blown out on it and I gotta replace it. I don’t know. I looked up the part once. The compacitor proton plantonium 387 needs to be replaced. You know what I mean? Those are hard pieces to find in the printer. It might just be worth buying a new printer. What do you think? ‘Cause I don’t know anything about replacing that. Do you know anything about the proton nuculous atom complexor 37 for the printer? The proton atom neutron?”
Jeff: “Yes.”
Plairez: “Are you there, Crook?”
Jeff told Plairez to go to the bank and transfer $29,500 to his bank account.
Rinoa reported a domestic bank account!!
Plairez: “Am I really going to be making a wire transfer while there’s a bank robbery happening?”
Jeff said that he would get to the bank and save his auntie if she was stuck in the bank during a robbery.
Jeff: “You know how to do?”
Plairez: “A bank robbery? No, but I’ve seen a couple movies.”
Plairez tried to tell Jeff about the time that she joined a cult.
Plairez: “Have you ever been slapped by a wet gummy bear?”
Plairez: “Are you a dedicated trash pocket for the transfer? It’s asking on the form.”
The bank told Plairez that the money wasn’t there. Jeff told her to say that the money transfer is for the medical purpose. He accused her of not concentrating on his words. He was angry and cursing. Jeff told her to go back home.
Plairez has plans to write a story. She had “an idea for a novel about a raccoon that learns how to balance on a telephone pole wire to get across on top of his house, where some food has been thrown up on there. I thought it would be a fascinating story because it’s about overcoming challenges in life and obstacles and that sometimes, hard work pays off and sometimes, you can get your goals on top of a roof. It’s been bouncing around my head for a while. I’m thinking a 3-parter, like a multi-sequel movie franchise. If anything, a toy line because it would be a cute, adorable raccoon and who doesn’t love themselves a little trash panda.”
Plairez: “Should I tell the bank that my uncle was holding down a horse and he got injured in a hail storm and he needs $30,000. Or a papercut? Oh, he was hit by a meteorite?”
Plairez: “Abort mission! Oh, this chocolate is really good. I found some chocolate under my seat. Do you think it’s still any good?”
Jeff: “You said them every story to them.”
When Plairez got home, she saw a transfer from her savings account to her checking account and the $30,000 wasn’t there anymore. She thought they should call the bank to figure out what’s going on. Someone must have taken the money.
Plairez: “Are you 25% sure? Oh baby!”
Jeff asked Plairez to check her account for a third time to see if the money was in her account. She told him to check his account instead to see if the money went back to him. Plairez reminded him of the drawing she made for him.
Plairez: “You know the saying, ‘Shame on you. Shame on me. You don’t do it three times ‘cause that’s stoopit’?”
Jeff said that he checked his account and the money isn’t there. Plairez said that it sounded like his problem, not hers.
Plairez: “If the money ain’t there, the money ain’t there.”
Jeff told her to check her account again. If the money is gone, then that’s good and he will transfer the $350 refund to her. Plairez no longer wants the $350. “It’s been a headache.”
As soon as she logged in, Jeff hid her screen behind the updating image. She became very suspicious at this point.
Plairez: “Jeffrey, what kind of weasel are you?”
Jeff: “Weasel?”
Plairez: “Weasel, rat, rodent, toad, whatever you wanna call it. What kind of weasel are you?”
Plairez: “Don’t. Touch. Anything. If I see a blue screen, I shut down the computer. OK?”
Rinoa realized that Jeff had been disabling her copy and paste abilities, making it so that she couldn’t login to her bank using her spoof account.
Jeff: “Might be the bank time has over.”
Jeff said he wanted to call her back tomorrow since it wasn’t working today. He put up the blue updating screen and she shut down the computer as she said she would if he “acted like creepy uncle Jeffrey, the crook.”
Plairez: “Call at 11 tomorrow morning. Make it 11:15. I need to chat with my melons.”
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 2hr 58min 15sec
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