Episode 349 Livestream Recap
{349} Thursday, September 1, 2022 – 11 a.m. ET
Sometimes, the Scammers Waste Their Time For Us…
More Creepy Uncle Jeffrey…
Stream Timestamp [00:16:32]
Claire Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Wilson (Plairez, Greek Goddess of wasting time) vs Jason & Jennifer (Wilson) & Jeff Morris (Creepy Uncle Jeffrey Cox, Crocs, Crooks) CONT from {348}
Jeff (from yesterday) called back. Plairez had 37 eggs for breakfast, boiled, into a marshmallow. Jeff had tea, bread, jam, and butter.
Plairez: “Do you know Phillip? He’s a comedian. His last name is DeForm.”
Jeff: “Yes, yes.”
Jeff sent an email to his accountant last night. Plairez needed to login to her bank account again this morning. As soon as she logged into her bank, the blue updating screen came up and Plairez shut down the computer.
Plairez: “I told you not to do this. You did it anyway.”
Jeff: “Madam, I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it.”
Plairez [overtalking]: “Well, then I didn’t do it either. The computer shut itself down. I don’t know how it happened. I don’t know what else to tell you. The computer shut itself down. The computer has an anti-Window-updating feature. Whenever the Windows detects a Windows update, it immediately shuts down before the payload can install itself. That’s what the computer does. That’s fine, but as soon as a Windows updating screen comes up on the website, it shuts itself down. It’s programmed. The computer’s programmed to shut down automatically.”
Plairez allowed the blue screen to be up for exactly 2 minutes. She said she would set a timer and shut down the computer at exactly 2 minutes.
Jeff “released” the $30,000 into Plairez’ checking account again. She apologized to him. “I thought you were a dirty sewer rat, trying to steal my money.”
He said that she can have $500 “for pain and suffering,” but she insists that she should keep the full $30,000. “I’m a good person. I deserve the extra money for the suffering you caused me.” She agrees to give him $500 but she will keep the rest. He said that he would give her $1,000 but she prefers to keep $29,500.
Jeff’s accountant team said that he will lose his job if she doesn’t return the money to him.
Plairez has had a terrible day. She asked Jeff to make her happy in return for the $29,000. She wanted him to sing a song with her to make her happy. She was cranky and just wanted to be happy again.
Jeff sang one line of a Limp Bizkit song, then said that she needed to teach him. Limp Bizkit is the greatest artist to ever live.
Jeff said he can’t sing because he’s getting an email from his boss, saying that he needs to focus on work.
Plairez: “Well, I’m receiving an email from my finger saying it should shut off the computer.”
Jeff: “We have to do the work first.”
Plairez: “No. Play first, then work!”
He wouldn’t sing, so she restarted the computer.
He booped. We called back but he wouldn’t answer.
Sewerman…
Stream Timestamp [01:12:02]
Nancy Mc Buttz vs Jennifer Rose (Badge ID #BK-BUGERS-REFUND5) & Peter Parker (Spiderman) -Geek Squad
Refund amount $417.97
Nancy completed “The Geek Squad Fraud Form.” (“Refund” was automatically changed to “Fraud”)
Rinoa added a beautifully-oversized, massive, all-screen-consuming 25% to the “Getting Windows ready. Don’t turn off your computer,” screen.
We were transferred to Peter, who was sitting on his phone while talking with us. It was nearly impossible to understand him even after we could hear him.
Nancy didn’t know Spiderman but she did know SewerMan. He accused Nancy of being a hacker and said some rude things to her.
We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 23min 56sec
Creepy Uncle Jeff Creepin’….
Stream Timestamp [01:42:48]
Creepy Uncle Jeff called back.
Plairez insisted that we sing before doing the work.
Plairez has a “FUN NOW” to-do list for today:
- Select a new wallpaper for the computer, must be duck-themed
- Sing a song with my creepy Uncle Jeffrey
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37. Have a pool party with my creepy Uncle Jeffrey
Jeff refused to help choose a wallpaper. He locked the computer and booped. We called back but he wouldn’t answer.
Rinoa: “I duckin’ hate that guy.”
Jeff called back.
Plairez: “You’re a dirtbag, Mr. Jeffrey!”
Jeff: “Yes. Now, login to your bank.”
Jeff helped chose and then tried to set a duckling wallpaper. He chose a photo that wasn’t formatted to be wallpaper, so he struggled a bit. Plairez wouldn’t login to her bank again until he could give her the wallpaper he chose. It took him several minutes to figure out how to do that.
Plairez: “You get one thing done. I get one thing done.”
Plairez logged into her account and Jeff said he would sing for her next.
The updating screen appeared again! Plairez gave him exactly 2 minutes until she shut down the computer again.
Plairez: “Take your time but hurry up. Time does not stop for anyone.”
Jeff returned her computer screen again just in the nick of time.
Plairez: “I’m just trying to sing a song with my creepy uncle Jeffrey.”
Jeff changed her bank account to show $0 balances.
Jeff: “Now you are poor. You have no money.”
Plairez: “I still have happiness. Will you sing a song with me?”
Jeff told her to go to Target and buy $2,000 Target gift cards. She said she would only get $500.
Jeff obviously didn’t want to sing a song for her, but would consider singing a Hindi song.
Plairez: “Is there a Hindi song about mother’s choice?”
Jeff sang the first two lines of “Ice, Ice Baby.” But that wasn’t enough.
Jeff wouldn’t sing a Justin Bieber song, so Plairez “broke a friendship now” because it broke her heart. She’s going to find somebody who deserves her time.
Jeff: “What type of a person are you? You are a crazy. You are a mad.”
Plairez told Jeff to keep all her money because he needed it more than she did. Because she didn’t have any money, Jeff said that he would give her the money to buy the gift card for him. She asked him to just pay it forward.
Jeff: “You will lose all of the things. Your money, your computer, your friendship. You will be alone.”
Plairez told Jeff that her guitar brings her happiness and she played him a little tune. He started telling a coworker what she had been saying to him. She played for a little while and then booped.
MelonBuddy Translations throughout the call: She’s a pain in my ass. She’s saying I’m only going to get $500.
I am zeroing out her account.
She’s making me sing a song.
Set a password on her computer.
Time Wasted Today: 1hr 31min 49sec
Time Wasted {348}: 2hr 58min 15sec
Total Time Wasted: 4hrs 32min 04sec
Stream Timestamp [02:47:33]
Nancy Wheeler vs Alex Smith & David William (W. Williams) & Mark Wilson -PayPal/Norton (PayPel)
Refund amount $699.89, then $250 because that’s the most they can send at once
“Accidental” refund amount $20,000
AnyDesk was used.
Nancy filled out the “Service Fraudulent & Fraud Form” with “reason for fraud money.”
The confirmation screen said, “Thank you for registering yourself for the fraud. We have initialized the fraud. Please log into your bank account to check the fraud status.”
We were transferred to Mark Wilson.
Refund $250, because that’s the limit to what they can send
F7 strikes again!
Mark: “You trying to act smart. That’s why the problem happened.”
Nancy [mumbled]: “Greedy little scumbag.”
Nancy restarted her computer because the screen went black and she couldn’t see anything.
Mark said they can’t take the money back because it will cause a huge problem. He said she could cancel the transfer by going to CVS and buying 4 Target gift cards. Nancy said she could buy the Target gift cards online, 4 cards for $500 each, totaling $2,000. Nancy’s bank is about 35 minutes away but CVS is nearby.
They gave Nancy control of her computer so that she could buy Target gift cards online. Once she had control, she immediately shut down her computer and called them out for being scammers.
Nancy: “You’re a disgusting scammer. You’re a thief. You’re a criminal. You should be ashamed trying to steal from me. You can go duck off. You had me fill out a form that said the fraud would be processed. You stupid scammer!”
Mark: “How did you figure it out?”
Nancy: “I’m not gonna tell you how I figured it out. You’re an idiot. Go get a real job instead of trying to get better.”
He booped.
Beware the Attack Kittens…
Stream Timestamp [03:29:54]
PayPal
Refund amount $453.99
Kittens_on_the_attack@yahoo.com
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 31sec
Holding in a Fart…
Stream Timestamp [03:34:12]
Austin Keller -Norton
Order #5541277625
Austin said that the email is fake and that there must be hackers.
He offered to clean up the computer and remove the virus for $89.99.
Nameless Victim: “You have a really nice voice. You sound like you have the voice of holding in a fart.”
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 12min 21sec
ALL the Information…
Stream Timestamp [03:59:21]
Bank Mobile Alert
We called a number who claimed our credit card was locked.
Our credit card number: 1234 1234 1234 1234 was not valid.
We called back with a different card number.
The recording asked for our full card number, expiration date, CVV, social security number, zip code, physical house number, date of birth, and ATM PIN…. Everything you would need for identity theft in several different ways.
The system accepted a fake Mastercard number.
The phone number is 850 637-8247. Anyone can call this number and enter fake information (NEVER real info) in hopes that it will bog down the real information being entered by real victims.
You can use this website to generate a fake credit card number:
http://fossbytes.com/tools/credit-card-generator
Total Time Wasted: 6min 58sec
Blubberfest…
Alex Smith from PayPal called us back about our “BitCoin problem.” We were transferred to Mark Wilson.
Nancy: “How can you prove our banks are connected?”
Nancy: “Do it! Do it! I dare you. You’ve got no balls.”
Mark told Nancy to go to the bank and withdraw $25,000 cash, then come back home.
Nancy: “What am I gonna do back home with my cash? Feed it into my computer? Put it in the CD drive?”
Nancy decided to go celebrate with wine, friends, and live music using the money that he’s claiming is in her account.
Mark said that he was going to talk to his lawyer and booped. Alex called us back.
Nancy: “I know you, the first rat I talked to.”
Alex: “So, how can you help me?”
Alex: “How can you say I’m a bad guy?”
Nancy: “Because you’re a criminal!”
Nancy: “Alex, stop reading the paper.”
Alex: “You are taking me the wrong way.”
Nancy found her anti-scammer script, found her place, and then read the next line.
Nancy: “‘Keep the change, you filthy animal!’ That’s what I was supposed to say after I said to shove it up your ass.”
Alex started crying because he was going to lose his job!
Nancy: “What will happen if you lose your fake job as a scammer?”
We booped in Alex’s face while he was busy fake-crying. He called us back, still fake-crying.
Nancy: “Stop crying. You are ridiculous, you blubberfest. Stop it. Go wipe your tears. Go splash some water on your face. Hike up your pants and go get a real job!”
Alex asked Nancy to bring him to her and get him a job.
Nancy started to talk about giving him a job but he went back to asking for Target Cards.
Nancy finally agreed to buy them a gift card. The whole call center celebrated! Alex started singing Superman, a Bollywood song.
Rinoa created an image reminiscent of a Target Gift Card and sent that to the scammer instead of an image of the back of the gift card with the numbers visible.
He booped when he received the photo that Nancy sent.
Then, he sent a text: I need a card number, not this picture of dogs.
Alex called back. Again.
Alex: “Ma’am, don’t kidding with me.”
Nancy: “I’m not kidding with you. You’re kidding with me. I’ve told you. I’ve called you out as a scammer, a dirty rat, a disgusting human being, trying to steal my money, and then you ask me for Target gift cards.”
He booped in our face.
Hold Down Your Horses…
Stream Timestamp [05:01:35]
Terry Makichoot vs Adam Wilson & Jason Watson (Fartson) and Mark Wilson (Crazy Eyes / Mr. Trombone) -PayPal
Refund amount $769.69
Adam said there’s a fraudulent charge.
Terry: “Hold down your horses! I’ll call you right back.”
We booped unexpectedly to answer Alex’s call.
He Just Keeps Calling….
Alex called back.
Nancy: “Go spank each other. I don’t know what to say.”
MelonBuddy Translations throughout the call: [very rude insult]! Where are you calling from?
Let it come. Let them come.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hang up. I’ll call.
She can buy them online.
Total Time Wasted: 01hr 05min 55sec
Another Mark Wilson…
We called Adam back.
Adam suspected someone had hacked our IP and personal details.
Terry: “How do we hack into their personal information?”
Terry: “Yeah, we hair ya.”
We were transferred to Jason Watson. Terry wanted the password to be Bluemoonredmoonzippers but he insisted on paypal123.
We asked to be transferred to somebody with big IP energy since Adam’s IP energy was so small. We were transferred to Mark Wilson, not the one we were speaking to earlier.
Terry:`“So, it’s monitoring the information that’s coming out of the exhaust of the computer is what you are saying? The air biscuit of a computer?”
Terry tried run prompt for “as I told you before” but he said that was wrong.
When the screen was black, Terry said that she could see the desktop and when it was showing the desktop, she said she saw a black screen. But he didn’t fall for it.
Terry: “Crazy eyes, are you there?”
Mark: “Yes ma’am. I’m here.”
Terry: “Is this a VIP scam, I mean, scan?”
There are many issues. The phone lines were being tampered. So, if she tried to call the bank, she wouldn’t get connected to the bank.
Terry told Google to hang up the call. We booped.
Mark called us back.
Terry: “So, it is voice-activated? I told Google to hang up the call.”
We booped again.
He called us back again.
Terry: “Did you think I wasn’t taking this serious, Mr. Trombone?”
Terry: “Make it quick, Crazy Eyes. We’ve gotta get this case taken care of.”
Discussed the golden seaweed to sushi ratio.
Terry: “Have I told you about the time I boiled 37 eggs in a pot?”
Mark: “What happened to those eggs?”
Terry: “They boiled, of course. They boiled and we ate them and they were delicious.”
Terry: “I live with a cardboard cutout of Brad Pitt.”
Crazy Eyes: “So basically, you live alone. Right?”
Crazy Eyes: “We are supplying you with the seven layers of the Windows Defender firewall security.”
Terry: “Is the seven layers of protection the Batman?”
Terry: “Let’s call it the seven layers of Batman burrito.”
Terry started researching the seven layers of cybersecurity. Crazy Eyes confirmed that we are at the orange layer.
Terry: “At which layer do we start spraying for rats in the banking institution?”
Crazy Eyes didn’t want her to turn the computer back on after it went black for too long. He became impatient with our questions for some reason.
Terry found that there was a money transfer in progress. He was taking so long and we needed someone who would be in one of the blue layers by now.
Chode Mode Activated: 1hr 16
Terry called him out on the bad Hindi words he said about her.
Mark booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 16min 36sec
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