Episode 354 Livestream Recap
So Many Bad Words…
Balls….
Stream Timestamp [00:22:18]
Lara Redfield vs Alan Henderson & John William -GeekSquad
Invoice #SQUAD
Refund amount $413
AnyDesk was used.
We were transferred to John William.
Mark said that Lara isn’t using her real voice or her real name.
Lara: “What if I asked if you had any balls?”
Mark: “Verify me the code, motherducker.”
He wanted Lara to verify a Google code but she caught on to the fact that he’s a scammer and wouldn’t give the code to him.
Seemed like he was trying to hack and take over her Google account and/or email. We suspected the bank was what tipped him off to Lara being a scambaiter.
He put us on foreverhold.
Total Time Wasted: 20min 39sec
I Have No IQ…
Stream Timestamp [00:49:15]
Lara Redfield vs John (Walkaway) Badge #5823 & James Watson (Wattage) Badge # 0086 & Victor Dexa (Dixout) -GeekSquad
Invoice #USOE022E038091
Refund amount $389; $413.99, rounded off to $420
“Accidental” refund amount $42,000
Lara: “What’s your employee badge and IQ level?”
We were transferred to James Watson, accounts team.
Lara explained that her “Chase Private Client” account is hers because she’s been a customer for a long time. He seemed to buy this explanation.
James said that 9 out of 10 calls will have someone yelling at him throughout the day.
Lara demonstrated what she thought people might yell at him to see if she understood what it’s like to be doing his job.
James: “They are doing bad language on my mom.”
Lara: “Your mom didn’t raise you right.”
F7 strikes again!
Lara was once overcharged for the purchase of an everything bagel, but she was able to get the money back that time.
We were transferred to Victor, senior manager.
“The Bagel Solution” is in action!!
James had pre-flushed toilet paper wrapped around his family.
Victor said that James was crying and put him on the phone so Lara could tell him everything would be OK.
James: “Don’t talk to him so much. Just send the money.”
Lara said that she wanted to give the refund money to James because she feels bad for him.
Lara became very suspicious when they were acting weird about her logging into her bank. The screen went blue as soon as she logged into her bank, so she shut down the computer.
Victor: “Are you trying to be oversmart?”
Lara wasn’t going to boot up her computer until she gets a professional to look at it and get all traces of Victor off the computer.
James asked Lara to go to her bank to transfer to an account. Lara didn’t want to send money to an international account, so she asked if she could send it to his personal account. James sent details on a HongKong bank account.
Lara: “Hey, rat. This is not your company’s bank account. It’s not.”
James wouldn’t stay on the phone. He said to just send the money to the HongKong account and he booped.
We called Victor back. Victor said to tell the bank that the transfer was for a personal investment. He booped when Lara questioned why she needed to lie to the bank. We called back but they didn’t answer.
MelonBuddy translations throughout the call:
Ctrl-C, do once.
Let’s zero it once.
See it?
She keeps interrupting, not letting me speak
She’s messing with us. She’s pretending.
Talk to her.
100% she’s messing with us. Forget it.
What should I do with her?
Why are shouting on me?
Stream Timestamp [03:11:19]
Lara Redfield vs Ryan White (Wright) & Jordan -GeekSquad
Refund amount $413
TeamViewer was used.
Ryan: “Do you indulge yourself into online activities?”
Lara: “I got your piece right in my inbox.”
We were transferred to Jordan, who didn’t appreciate our shouting at him. And didn’t want her turning off her computer. He bailed and booped. We called back but they didn’t answer.
Total Time Wasted: 39min 35sec
Little Rat Tears…
Stream Timestamp [04:03:21]
Lara Nancy Redfield vs Adam (Sandra Anthony) -Norton/GeekSquad
TeamViewer was used.
Adam called Lara “sir” throughout the call and changed his name from Adam to Sandra. Lara didn’t want to fill out all her information.
Lara is a stage performer who wrestles bears and is old enough to know what death looks like. Adam is “just 25,” so his balls haven’t dropped yet.
Adam: “You are talking to the Geek Squad.”
Lara: “No, I’m talking to a filthy, dirty sewer rat.”
Adam restarted the computer but claimed it wasn’t him. Lara refused to open TeamViewer again and called him out on being a scammer.
Lara: “You’re still a disgusting human being because you steal money from people.”
Adam started to fake cry.
Lara: “Your little rat tears don’t phase me.”
He knew the whole time. (of course he did)
Total Time Wasted: 39min 02sec
A Bit of Colorful Language…
James from earlier called us back. Rinoa muted herself as she spoke to him but those who can lipread know that she said many bad words.
James locked her computer, so Rinoa muted herself again to let fly many more bad words.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 55min 28sec
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Stream Timestamp [05:04:44]
Lara Redfield vs Mark (Here) -Microsoft
Refund amount $399
Invoice #MS2569248354
For just under 9 minutes, Lara almost exclusively said, “yes” in response to Mark.
Mittens got on the phone and started talking to Mark.
He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 13min 15sec
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