Episode 356 Livestream Recap
Don’t Talk Too Much. Talk Too Short…
Blacklist Device…
Stream Timestamp [00:33:52]
Lara Redfield vs James -PayPal
Transaction #842
Refund amount $979
James said the order was placed from a blacklist device, obviously hackers.
Lara is a caterer.
James: “I know that. I’m just having a doubt right now. OK?”
Lara: “I just wanna cancel my PayPal account.”
Lara: “I’m just going to burn the computer or something.”
James was trying to find out if a turd-person was connected to her computer. Lara thought James was being lazy, asking her to do his job.
Lara: “Are you capable of getting this done?”
James: “Only if you cooperate instead of wasting time.”
Lara: “Is today your first day on the job?”
Lara: “Do you need somebody to hold your hand while you’re working?”
He booped.
Total Time Wasted: 26min 35sec
5 Scammers in 35 Minutes…
Stream Timestamp [01:08:52]
Mark Roger & Jerry William (Jelly Willy) & maybe someone else & Jordan Smith & Edward Smith -GeekSquad
Refund amount $413
AnyDesk & Alpemix were used.
After too many questions and too much overtalking and too much difficulty with the password, he booped. We called back. Jordan Smith answered. Didn’t seem to hear us. They booped. We called back. Edward Smith answered.
Edward: “Ma’am, listen to me. Don’t talk too much. Talk too short.”
Edward: “What do you see now?”
Lara: “It’s restarting and updating.”
Edward: “OK.”
He bailed and booped.
MelonBuddy Translations throughout the call:
Answer the call. Answer the call.
Dumb daughter of a night lady!
She doesn’t understand anything, bro.
Man in the background said she won’t be able to do it. Copy and paste it for her.
Who the hell keeps calling me?
Damn her computer.
Total Time Wasted: 35min 20sec
BatCoin…
Stream Timestamp [01:59:06]
Lara Redfield vs Alex Parker CONT from {355}
We called a number on the missed call list. It is Alex Parker, who we spoke to yesterday. We spoke to him for 6min 51sec. Then, Steve called us back, so we booped him to talk to Steve. Talking to him today, neither Lara nor Alex remembered who the other person was. They both tried to play along with each other until they reached a point in the script that they could work from. He thought we should have gift cards for him but Lara said she gave them to his coworker, Mr. John Oliver, totaling $3,000
Alex: “Put Mr. Oliver on do-not-call list.”
Alex said to give him the numbers so he could dissolve the cards. But she had thrown them away and they are out in the dumpster.
Lara: “He’s jingling his chains around in your face.”
Lara: “I’m going to the store right this ninstant.”
Alex told Lara to never call John Oliver again.
We booped to go to the store and buy cards. He called to tell us not to call the other number again. We booped again. Still going to the store.
Alex called to make sure we were gonna get Target gift cards. Alex said that he had called John Oliver but didn’t want to get on a 3-way call with him.
Lara told him that she had sent all of her money ($75,000) to John Oliver via transfer by mail using UPS overnight a few days ago. He is going to keep it safe for a week and then he’ll give it back. Alex said to cancel it. He asked her to get the tracking number out of the trash. We booped to go get it.
We called Alex back from outside the Target. They said we can’t buy gift cards with a credit card. She has a friend who has a disco used kidney bean shop that she might be able to get cash from. She’s thinking that she might be able to sell him a used kidney bean.
Alex wanted the tracking number but it’s in the dumpster. He didn’t want her to call John Oliver to get the number.
Lara was going to buy a product, sell it for profit, send him the money, reinvest it, etc. They would both be millionaires eventually.
Alex asked her to try buying gift cards with a credit card at Walmart instead. Alex said he would file a case against John Oliver with the Attorney General for the scam he did.
Lara only had $1,000 left. If she spent all of it on a gift card, she wouldn’t have any money for food. She considered selling her blood plasma, but Alex said that he didn’t want her “blood money.” She thought it might be good to go to Vegas but he didn’t like that idea either. Lara thought it would be a good idea to call John Oliver and ask him to speedrun the money back.
He booped so that he could call the store.
Alex called John Oliver’s number. We answered as John using Bob’s voice. “Thank you for calling support. How can I help you?”
Alex booped. We called him back as John Oliver. He wouldn’t answer.
He called us back and wanted to know exactly which Target we went to.
Lara: “It’s near the PetSmart.”
He couldn’t figure out where we were.
Lara: “The mayonnaise store? It has like 37 different flavors of mayonnaise.”
Alex: “Forget about Oliver.”
We booped to try to buy 2 Target gift cards. We bought 2 Google Play cards at the Target, $500 each, then called him back.
Lara: “Settle down there, beefcakes!”
Alex said that he would get Lara’s money back to her so that she would have money for food, but he’ll do that after she gives him the card numbers.
She redeemed the cards on her phone with him on speakerphone. Then, she asked how to send the money to him instead of John Oliver. That’s what the store clerk told her to do. We booped so we could go into the store and try to reverse the redeem.
Lara: “Do you have the Batman logo app that you send money to? BatCoin or whatever it is?”
Alex tried to dump the call but Lara called him out on the fact that she has no money and he isn’t going to help her after he said he would. He told her to use her Google Play account to buy food.
He booped.
1hr 16min 32sec
We spent some time looking through links to wish.com. Together, we decided which items Rinoa would purchase. When they arrive (possibly months from now), she will show us the items she received.
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