Episode 357 Livestream Recap
The Search for Dr. ButtNugget…
We are on the search for the scammer whose name is Dr. Buttnugget. Dr. ButtNugget has a PhD in quantum mechanics. He has a black lab named Lucy or Lucky.
Must Have Heard of That One Before…
Stream Timestamp [00:27:52]
Mike (Hawk) –PayPal
He said there was suspicious activity on our computer.
He didn’t like to have her say his last name is Hawk.
He bailed & booped. We called back. He booped in our faces and wouldn’t answer when we called again.
Total Time Wasted: 6min 18sec
Found 25% But No ButtNugget…
Stream Timestamp [00:37:54]
Lara Redfield vs David Dawson – Norton
Refund amount $349.99
Redfield13@aol.com
We said that were speaking with Dr. ButtNugget before this and wanted to speak with him again.
We saw the Holy Grail of screens with the gorgeous, magnificent 25%!!!
At 7min 46sec, David said, “Dr. Buttnugget” but it’s not his name. Our quest will continue.
He booped as soon as he saw the bank account.
Total Time Wasted: 15min 13sec
Hahaha…
Lara was texting with a PlayStation scammer:
Lara: Who is this?
Scammer: If you’re interested in the PlayStation 5, just text me. OK?
Lara: I’m interested in the PlayStation 5. Hahaha
Scammer: Are you promise me you won’t sell it?
Lara: I want the game. I just want it for myself. Hahaha
Scammer: OK. You can have it. Where are you located?
Lara: I’m in California. Hahahaha
Scammer: Oh really? I used to live close. I just moved away to my home town right now. I was so depressed. But I can send it to you through FedEx if you don’t mind.
Lara: OK.
Scammer: Send me your address. Let me contact DHL.
Calling Dr. ButtNugget…
Stream Timestamp [01:08:46]
Lara Redfield vs Alex Parker CONT from episodes {355} & {356}
Lara gave him Dr. Robutt Nugget’s phone number to call.
She didn’t have any money for food last night, so she tore up some paper, crumpled them up, and sprinkled them with butter and salt. Tasted a little bit like popcorn.
We booped so that we could send him photos of the Google Play cards and he could call John Oliver and Dr. ButtNugget.
We called him back after sending him the photo of the google play cards.
He called back to ask for a clear photo of the cards. He also wanted her to read off the Google card numbers but she said this was a waste of their time.
He asked to call us back in 5 minutes. He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 48min 53sec
Just Keep Calling Back…
Stream Timestamp [01:53:38]
Lara Redfield vs Mark & Alex Cooper -Geek Squad Cancellation Team
We asked for Robutt Nugget because we were talking to him earlier. Mark recommended we call back and hope he picks up the phone next time. There was no way to transfer our call. He booped in our face. We called back. Alex Cooper answered, not Dr. ButtNugget.
Lara explained that she had an extra $50,000 in her account and she needed to return it to him. He bailed & booped.
Total Time Wasted: 5min 00sec
$30,000 Ready for Dr. Burt Nugget…
Stream Timestamp [02:03:54]
Jessica vs Unidentified Scammer -PayPal
Need to transfer $30,000 to Dr. Burt Nugget.
She couldn’t understand what we were saying.
She bailed and booped.
We called back. Side Peter answered but we were still looking for Burt Nugget. We booped to answer an incoming call.
Total Time Wasted: 3min 10sec
Skynet Couldn’t Find Chase Bank…
Stream Timestamp [02:09:51]
Alex -PayPal
AnyDesk was used.
We have some money to transfer to Dr. ButtNugget but he didn’t know anybody by that name.
Used Windows 93 with Skynet as a browser.
He found our virtual machine.
Lara: “You’re just a dirty scammer. You’re a dirty, disgusting rat. Go get a
real job.”
He told us not to call again. He bailed & booped.
Total Time Wasted: 23min 38sec
Quest Completed!!!
Stream Timestamp [02:47:51]
Lara Redfield vs Alex (Mr. Butt Nuggets/Buttnugget) & Jason (Jay) -GeekSquad
Refund amount $399
TeamViewer was used as was Windows 93 and DuckDuckGo.
Lara is clingy and doesn’t want to talk to a new person. She asked him not to transfer the call.
He said that he just calls himself doctor but he’s not a real doctor, confirming that his name is, indeed, Dr. Buttnugget! Our quest is over!!!
He broke out of Windows 93.
He wanted to transfer the call. Lara asked him to have his manager say that he is the senior supervisor of Dr. Buttnugget when he called her back. We were transferred to Jason, who said we could call him whatever we wanted to.
Jason: “We call him Dr. Nuggets.”
International Business Department Server was opened.
Lara: “I miss the doctor already. He was a pretty nice guy.”
Lara: “Why were you snooping through my bank page?”
Lara: “You’re not going to sit here and snoop on my computer, Dr. Snoopy. That’s not how this works.”
Lara: “Dude, you’re trying to lock my computer. You’re disgusting. You’re a diseased rat, a sewer rat.”
Lara kicked him off her computer and told him to go to bed, then get a new job.
Lara: “Now you’re a lying, filthy, diseased, dirty rat. I can’t believe anything you say out of your crooked teeth.”
Jason: “Yesterday, I was masturbating. Today, I’m not masturbating.”
Lara: “Quit scamming people, you dirtbag.”
Total Time Wasted: 54min 04sec
Try the Turd Computer…
Stream Timestamp [03:59:33]
Lara Redfield vs Unidentified Scammer & Peter Johnson -Microsoft
Windows RG was in use.
AnyDesk was used.
Super-secret password that Lara set: Duckbill1234, same as the one she uses for her bank account
There was a Trojan spy virus on our computer according to the first scammer.
Lara blew the call by asking if the hackers have legs to travel with.
He bailed & booped. We called that number again.
The computer had been locked.
Lara shared a high-five with the scammer.
Windows RG really threw Peter for a loop. He had Lara shut down her computer and boot up her other computer.
Lara has been on Dr. Phil but still no success in the love department. She is a professional dumpster diver.
Lara played MegaMan for a short while but he couldn’t jump. He just kept getting killed.
Peter said that Lara needs to bring her computer to a repair shop. Thankfully, she has a turd computer and a wifi toaster that you can play Doom on.
Lara decided to get her new computer set up and call him back later today. He said that was fine.
We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 49min 37sec
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