Episode 360 Livestream Recap
Mother Toad & Ben Toad – The Journey Continues…
Chapter Three…
Texts were exchanged prior to stream.
Ben Toad: Good morning, Mother Toad. I hope you got everything sorted.
Jessica: I just got the new router set up. I’m getting a new phone this morning.
Stream Timestamp [00:22:56]
We called Ben Toad back. This is a continuation of a call from the past two days.
Ben Toad: “Yes, Mother Toad. What is my code?”
Jessica: “Your code is cheesy meatball. What is my code?”
Ben Toad: “Yes. My diaper is full. Change me.”
Jessica now has a new phone, new computer, and new router. She didn’t get a new phone number but she blocked the other incoming calls.
Ben Toad went into the office today. To get his respect back, she needs to send him a cashier’s check. Jessica’s bank said that she has been spending too much money and put a block on her account for the day because of the certified encrypted money thing.
Jessica’s breakfast today: an egg, buttered toast, coffee
Ben Toad’s breakfast today: a sandwich – He ate it like a pig does, so he made some pig sounds for us.
Ben Toad wants to hang up because he needs to give a full concentrate so that he can finish the drawing he’s making for Mother Toad.
Jessica: “Could you make it quick but take your time?”
Ben Toad called back and sent us the picture he made for us.
Jessica: “Why is there a watermark on it?”
Jessica sent her “baby toad” $5,000 via Zelle but sent it to the wrong email address. Ben Toad got very upset when she started to send more money.
Jessica sent another $5,000. Ben Toad said that he didn’t get any of the $10,000 that was sent because this wasn’t his account.
Jessica: “I wanna be happy like that drawing, with the watermark in between us.”
Ben Toad started crying. She sent another $5,000. He booped. We logged out of the bank. He called back and said he doesn’t want any more money.
Ben Toad: “Don’t send more!”
Jessica: “Are you being ungrateful?”
Jessica “accidentally” disconnected the computers.
Ben Toad: “I’m not gonna happy.”
Ben Toad told her to close her bank account quickly because the hackers were on their way.
Jessica purchased the paid version of Team Viewer. But it didn’t seem to work, so she purchased 7 more paid versions.
He told Jessica to shut down the computer. But she had received the new details that he had just sent and she sent him more money. He said it was the hackers but that didn’t make sense, so she sent it anyway. Then, she said she would shut down the computer.
Ben Toad explained that she just sent $20,000 to the hackers. He wanted her to cancel the transactions. He told her to go to the bank and wire the money to him.
We reported a domestic bank account!! We went to the bank. Booped to answer an incoming call from David Martin but we didn’t actually answer it.
We arrived at the bank and gave Ben Toad a heart attack by leaving the phone in the car and not listening to his instructions. We accidentally sent him the money in the wrong account. The hackers had hacked Ben Toad’s phone number!!
Jessica got confused by getting so many messages from so many numbers. She cancelled the transactions and took out all the money in her account as cash to keep it safe.
They only let us take out $10,000 cash. We couldn’t cancel the Zelle transfers but the bank will investigate. Ben Toad said that he’s the boss now. She needed to shut off the cellphone and throw it out the window and get a landline for her house.
Jessica: “Who is your favorite James Bond?”
Ben Toad: “Daddy Toad.”
We decided new passwords.
Ben Toad: “My boomboom brings all the boys to the yard.”
Jessica: “Father Toad James Bond”
We booped so we could eat lunch. We’ll call again tomorrow. It will be interesting to see how many times he calls and texts between now and then.
MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
Lock her computer.
I’m gonna syskey her.
Talk slowly with her.
Talk to her calmly. She will listen better.
Do CTRL-J first.
She is making it painful.
Download this one.
It is downloading. Wait.
Make her download fresh.
Get her to do CTRL-J, man.
Tell her to follow you.
Tell her something that will make her close out. Hurry.
Control it all.
Talk to her and connect fast.
Bro, she’s not picking up the call.
It is not arranging.
I will show you. I have control.
I am telling you, I will give you. I have control.
I am showing you. Right?
If she picks up, I will show you instantly.
From long. Her PC is off.
Bro it’s a miscommunication.
We will also explain it.
That’s true.
We are behind her back.
OK. Got it.
We will scam her back to back.
Who sent this girl in my life?
Ask her for 10K.
Not making it up. We will make her do all. Just wait.
We will scam her in 3 installments.
Total Time Wasted: 6hr 12min 06sec
I Don’t Think He Likes Being Called ‘Bucko’…
Stream Timestamp [00:51:50]
Claire Redfield vs David Martin & Alex Smith (Bucko) -GeekSquad/Norton CONT in the wild from episode {349}.
Refund amount $380
Quick Assist & AnyDesk were used.
Instead of keyboat (as so many scammers say), David said keybow-er-edd. Nailed the American accent!
David said that refund by paper check will take 45-60 business days.
Claire: “Is it delivered by carrier pigeon?”
Claire: “Yeah, see if you can fast the process from Pony Express.”
Rinoa: “Apparently, they did say they could speed up the process. We’re gonna go from carrier pigeon to a snail carrier. You might be thinking, ‘Oh my gosh, snail sounds slower but don’t worry. It’s actually faster because they are racing snails. They go at mach 2 speed. Very quick, very fast, rapid fast.”
Alex: “These questions belongs to that only.”
Claire: “If you charge me $25, we’re gonna have a problem. I’m gonna have to drive down to your location and stick my foot in your ass. OK? I don’t wanna be charged for this. OK?”
Alex: “He was just trying to help you out.
Claire: “Yeah. He didn’t help me.”
He tried to get Claire to sign in to a Norton account. When it didn’t work, he tried to get her to reset the password.
Claire: “If I get charged $300 in my account, do you understand what I’m gonna do? If I get charged $300, I’m going to bust into the doors of your establishment. I’m going to ask every individual to rat you out until I find you cowering under your desk and then I’m gonna shove my foot in your ass if I get charged $300. That’s why I’m asking you to fix it.”
Claire: “You don’t like Converse. Do you?”
Alex: “No.”
Claire: “Step into it fast. I wanna see high-steppin’. OK bud?”
Claire: “Put the car in R and back that sucker up. I don’t want it to go forward anymore.”
Claire: “You suck. OK? You suck. Alright, Alex? You suck at your job.”
Claire: “Were you even trying?”
Claire: “I’d like to talk to your manager. I want to tell them you suck at your job.”
Alex: “Thank you for the feedback.”
We told him to call when he’s done with everything because we were getting too frustrated.
Time Wasted Today: 58min 14sec
Time Wasted {349}: 1hr 05min 55sec
Total Time Wasted: 2hr 4min 09sec
Baby Toad, Mother Toad, & Watermark…
The Little Piggy Sound…
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