Episode 361 Livestream Recap
Mother Toad & Ben Toad – The Final Chapter…
Chapter Four…
We sent Ben Toad a text: I am writing all the codes on the computer screen for you.
Stream Timestamp [00:15:41] (See episodes {358}, {359}, & {360} for the first three chapters of this tale.)
We called Ben Toad. Connected via TeamViewer again.
Jessica: “J as in jalapeno.”
Jessica was having trouble reading the screen without her glasses. She went to get them. This bought Rinoa time to get the codes ready.
Ben Toad came into the office early to call us. Jessica sent him the giftcard codes. She told him that she checked the codes last night and they are definitely good, while showing him a screen that showed she redeemed the codes into her own account. He didn’t seem to notice. Codes were for $4,000 total.
Jessica still had $6,000 cash.
Ben Toad: “You are emotionally attached with me.”
New password: BenchToad
Jessica: “You know I have short-term memory, Ben Toad. I don’t remember anything.”
Jessica: “Is that what you had, birdynumnumbreakfast?”
Ben Toad tried to syskey Jessica’s computer. Jessica shut it down because it was updating. Jessica’s computer restarted and then the bank opened. She had no control over the computer and had to watch as the hackers transferred another $5,000.
Ben Toad told Jessica to run to the bank and close her account and start a new one.
Ben Toad: “Do one thing. You don’t have to do anything. Shut down the computer.”
Ben Toad told her to find a Western Union or MoneyGram. Jessica put on her running shoes and ran to the bank but she got winded at the end of the driveway. He said she could drive instead.
On the way to the bank, we were pulled over by the police. He didn’t want to talk to the police. He booped. He called back a few minutes later.
Jessica: “What’s the password?”
Ben Toad: “My boomboom, my boomboom brings all the boys to the yard.”
Ben Toad told Jessica to go to Walmart and buy American Express prepaid cards with the $6,000 cash. We booped.
We called Ben Toad back. He gave us both of his passwords: My boomboom brings all the boys to the yard AND My diaper is full. Change me.
We were unable to buy giftcards. The cashier warned her they might be for scammers.
He told her to send $2,450 twice via Western Union. We told him we would. We booped to talk to Daniel.
We told him that we had sent $20,000 as he had asked. The bank wouldn’t let her send it to Baby Toad, so she went with Seymour. Jessica sent the MTCN number. He said it wasn’t right.
Ben Toad: “Did you took a photos?”
We said we would head home while he got the money. He said we were playing with him.
Ben Toad: “You haven’t sent me a single penny.”
Jessica: “I sent you a ton of money.”
Ben Toad: “I am also the clever person.
Jessica: “I’m not making you a fool. I think you are doing that all on your own.”
Jessica: “I thought we were a family, though.”
Ben Toad: “Send me the receipt, then we’ll talk about anything you wanna talk about.”
We booped to send a photo of the receipt but he called us right back before we could.
Jessica: “You are starting to act crazy. I was wondering if you are ok.”
We booped to send him the photo of the receipt.
Text from Ben Toad while we were making the receipt: Where is the receipt, fool?
We called him back and sent him the photo of the receipt. He didn’t get it so we sent it to his other number.
Jessica: “Did you get the receipt, Bhenchode?”
He booped as soon as he got the photo of the receipt, which included some spicy language as well as his IP address and a watermark that said “scammer” all over it.
We called back but he had blocked our number on one of his numbers and wouldn’t answer the other number.
MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
She doesn’t know where TeamViewer is. Tell her.
Tell her to go to downloads and have her redownload it.
What are you having her do?
We’ve wasted so much time on her that we are losing out on other customers. Some asshole took our money.
We can’t even eat our dinner properly because of her.
Check to see if she has any money left.
Keep her engaged. What should we set it to?
This bitch is messing with us.
Who is this?
There is not a single connection available.
Dude, just tell her to go get cash and send it to us.
Don’t do MoneyGram, man. We have to give our real names for that.
First do the $6,000 payment.
This is the wrong number.
Tell her to send you proof.
Hey, stop making us a fool. Come on.
Dude, just hang up and block her.
Block her, dude.
I’m just messing with her to kill time.
Total Time Wasted: 7hr 30min 37sec
Saggy BeanBag…
Stream Timestamp [01:30:20]
Nancy Wheeler vs Mark & Daniel Mack & Kevin – Norton/GeekSquad CONT from episode {359} in the wild
Invoice amount $420.99
Refund amount $400.00
Transfer amount $40,000.00
TeamViewer was used.
Nancy has 7 children and a husband who is at work with the car.
Nancy: “I want this canceled immediately!”
Nancy: “Don’t use your brain, you baby carrot. Just refund my money. You’re thinking too much.”
Nancy: “Are you in the restroom?”
Mark: “No, ma’am. I’m in the office.”
Nancy: “Your office sounds like a toilet bowl.”
Nancy: “Don’t think. Just do, you little weasel.”
Nancy: “Yeah, toiletweasel. I have a pen and paper right here.”
Nancy’s kids kept interrupting her. “Go play outside. I’m talking to the toiletweasel.”
We were transferred to Daniel.
Nancy: “How long was the timer on that? Did you put it up for a nanosecond? A lightning flash on a screen?”
Nancy: “How do you have a job?”
Nancy: “What the hell do I gotta do, there, genius?!”
Nancy: “Maybe it’s best that you don’t learn that. We don’t need you breeding.”
Daniel: “You just insult me.”
Nancy got connected to the Chase Refund Transfer Portal.
F7 strikes again!
Nancy: “Don’t get an attitude with me! OK? Calm down and talk to me like a civil person!”
Nancy: “You’re gonna get a ticket from your boss’ boot in a second. You gotta get outta town!”
We booped to call our bank but he called right back. We booped to get coffee while he figured out how to fix this problem. We called back and asked for Daniel. They said he would call us right back.
Daniel said we needed to go to the bank to make a wire transfer. We reported a US bank account! Daniel called us back.
Nancy said that she couldn’t get the money back to him today because she doesn’t have a car until her husband comes home from work. But he will lose his job if it isn’t done today. He wants her to walk with her 7 children OR book a cab with 7 children that need to behave themselves.
Nancy refused to take a cab. She said she would send it in the morning. He said he could wait.
Nancy: “We’ve solved it, you saggy beanbag!”
But then he said he couldn’t wait because he’ll be fired by then.
He asked Nancy to send money to an international account but she said that’s too risky.
Nancy: “Put your lips together.”
Daniel: “Ma’am, you are very smart.”
Nancy: “It’s not that I’m very smart. It’s just that you are really stupid.”
Mack was talking about a place called Cambodia, but it’s really pronounced Columbia. “It’s possible I was pronounce wrong.”
Nancy: “So, it’s in Australia? Is that what you’re saying? Cambodia, Australia?”
Mack: “You’ve never heard of Cambodia?”
Nancy: “I’ve heard of the Dead Kennedys.”
Mack: “I have not did it, ma’am. You are blaming on me.”
Mack: “I’m still on the trouble right now.”
Nancy: “You believe in karma, right? Do you ever think that karma’s gonna come back at you?”
Mack: “I’m not doing anything wrong.”
Nancy: “What would your parents say? Would they say, ‘Oh my god, my son is such a slimeball’?”
Mack: “I’m a humans, also.”
Nancy: “I hope you think about this conversation. I hope you better your life.”
We were transferred to the “main buildings accounts” manager, Kevin.
Nancy: “You are just as smart as everybody else there. Let’s go, Kevin.”
Kevin put us on foreverhold. We booped and logged into the bank. They had bailed.
Mack called us back. His manager just yelled on him and gave him the last warning that the notice had been come on his name.
Nancy: “Is there anything I can do to get the money to you today?”
His boss gave him a second chance for tomorrow, but it’s the only chance.
Mack: “The banking server has been crashed because it never sent that much money to someone before.”
Nancy logged into her bank but he said that the portal may cause errors. She said that the extra $40,000 wasn’t in her account anymore. He told her to logout. He booped.
We called back. She asked him why there was a transfer from her savings to her checking but it’s to keep the bank from knowing about the mistake. He booped to call back from a better line because we couldn’t hear him well.
Text from Mack after he booped: Nancy, my manager was right in front of me. I’ll call you when my manager has left the room.
Nancy: How long will that take?
Mack: Don’t worry, Nancy. I will explain everything. I really don’t know for what consequences he was here.
Mack called to say that he’s been suspended for today. He called to explain how he manipulated the account so that nobody could see that the $40,000 transaction. He hid it to cover his tracks.
MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
This bitch is rude. She said she will do it herself.
Time Wasted Today: 2hr 04min 24sec
Time Wasted {359}: 38min 30sec
Total Time Wasted: 2hr 42min 54sec
No phone…
Stream Timestamp [04:54:37]
Jessica Wilson with a southern accent vs Sebastian -Amazon
Refund amount $788.45 Apple AirPod
He wanted to connect to Jessica’s phone and got annoyed with her talking too much.
Sebastian bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 45sec
Robber…
Stream Timestamp [05:03:23]
Michelle -Microsoft Support
Ultraviewer was used.
“R like in robber? Like a bank robber?”
She bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 4min 31sec
You’ll Love Me…
Stream Timestamp [05:10:32]
Nancy Wheeler vs Max (Seymore) & Adam Fox -Amazon
Refund amount $788
Nancy: “You turd nugget. You baby owl! You cockroach!”
Nancy: “Yeah, it’s open, you groinstain!”
Nancy: “What are you talking about, you foot mungus?”
Nancy: “Have you been eating the cat turds again? Because your breath stinks.”
Nancy: “I only use Chase, you buttsniffer.”
Nancy: “Could you shove the iPad Air where the sun don’t shine?”
Max: “I don’t know what happened but you will love me at the end of the call.”
We were transferred to his supervisor and then right back to Max.
Max: “I think, by the end of the call, you’re gonna be appreciating me!”
Max: “Do you see a text message?”
Nancy: “You mean the text message telling me about the $1,000 you are trying to steal from me, you scammer!”
We could see his beady red eyes through his costume and knew he was a scammer.
Nancy: “Quit scamming and get a real job. That’s what I want you to do.”
Max claimed he couldn’t disconnect from the computer until she logged into her bank.
Nancy had a lie detector that caught Max in a lie, even printed out a report.
Nancy restarted her computer. He asked for her the quick support password and said that he wouldn’t disconnect the computer if she didn’t give the password.
Max loves Nancy and wants to make a relationship with him. He wants to bite Nancy.
Nancy: “I would love for you to shut your mouth.”
Nancy looped his audio so that he responded to himself. But it only confused him.
Next time he called, Dhruv answered the phone and transferred to Nancy.
He continued to ask for the password.
Nancy: “I’ve got no sadness. You are sadness and you’re bringing me down.”
Nancy threw her phone out the window and booped. We played some painfully loud music for him when he kept calling back.
Nancy: “What do you want?”
Max: “$1,000 and the password.”
Nancy: “You tried to scam me out of $1,000. Why wouldn’t I be angry?”
Max: “That’s only $1,000 for you. You have so much money in your account.”
Nancy: “You think that makes it right?”
Max: “I want $1,000.”
Nancy: “What does a rat sound like?”
Max: I believe it says, ‘Nancy loves Max.’”
Nancy: “We’ll be back after this commercial break.”
Nancy: “Survey says, he’s an idiot!”
Nancy: “Give me three reasons why you love me.”
We booped in his face as soon as he started to answer.
Comprehensive List of Insults Spewed at Max Throughout the Call:
Dirtbag
Piece of turd
Little turd
Turd nugget
Little turkey drumstick
Baby owl
Bellybutton lint-en
Bellybutton
Roach
Toilet bowl
Bedbug
Overripe banana
Moth larva
Groinstain
Foot mungus
Baby biscuit
Armpit stench
Footlicker
Air biscuit
Microwave pizza
Toe fungus
Your breath stinks
Cat nugget
Trashcan
Dirty trashcan
Diarrhea on the side of the toilet bowl
Skunk
Skunksac
Buffalo turd
Imbicile
Doofus
Turdsac
Smelly squirrel butt
Blister
Elephant turd
Diarrhea stain
Max is a name I’d give my dog.
I would name my dog Max.
I’d be ashamed of my dog.
Buttsniffer
Max is a dog’s name.
Baby disgusting owl
Toilet weasel
Toilet sponge
Plunger
Weasel
Maaaaaaaaxxxx
Crayon sniffer
Sewer rat
Disgusting, drowned rat
Squeak, squeak, squeak, you little sewer rat!
Drillbit
Deflated tire
Baby
Nasty ass
Big phoney
Nasty-ass scammer
Vermin
Rat
Cockroach
Lint Licker
Toilet brush
MelonBuddy Translation
This customer is a pain in my ass.
Total Time Wasted: 1hr 04min 00sec
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